亲爱的 你的借口真多 多得不像借口
度娘：You have so many excuses dear was not an excuse[你有这么多的借口，亲爱的不是借口]
谷哥：Dear your excuse was not really much more than an excuse[亲爱的你的借口是不是真的比一个借口多]
度娘你是怎么了

土豪我们做朋友吧
度娘：The local tyrants and we be friends【土豪劣绅，我们是朋友】
谷歌：Tyrant we be friends【暴君，我们是朋友】
土豪=暴君=劣绅

原谅他是上帝的事儿，我的任务是送他去见上帝！
度娘：Forgive him god thing, my task is to send him to see god! 【原谅他，神的事，我的任务是送他去见上帝！】
谷歌：He is God's forgiveness thing, my task is to send him to God! 【他是上帝的宽恕的事情，我的任务是送他去神！】

听众：“我吃烧饼吃出啤酒盖儿，吃馄饨吃出樟脑丸，打苍蝇手拍在钉子上，去青松观烧香，手机掉到功德箱里拿不出来了。”
度娘：Audience: "I have Clay oven rolls have a beer lid, eat wonton to eat out ofmothballs, swatting patted on a nail, to Tsing Chung Koon incense, mobile phone fell into the collection box and can't get it out." 【观众：“我有一个啤酒盖烧饼，吃馄饨吃里的樟脑球，打拍钉，以青松香，手机落入收集箱，拿不出来了。”】

谷歌：The audience: "I eat fried beer Gail eat, eat eat ravioli mothballs, Da Cangying hand shot on a nail, Ching Chung Koon went to burn incense, do not take the phone fell to the merit box out." 【观众：“我吃油炸啤酒盖儿吃，吃馄饨吃樟脑丸，打苍蝇手拍在钉子上，青松观去烧香，不拿手机掉到功德箱了。”】
某观众神通广大，油炸啤酒盖儿拿来吃..