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来自Android客户端226楼2014-02-07 22:47
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    IP属地:江苏来自Android客户端227楼2014-02-07 23:18
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      台词,不错,哈哈


      IP属地:新疆来自Android客户端228楼2014-02-08 02:57
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        、抢匪:“快把保险箱密码说出来!不 说杀了你!”女职员:“杀了我也不说! 你糟蹋了我我也不说!”抢匪上下打量 她后:“你想得美!”


        来自Android客户端229楼2014-02-08 17:55
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          不就几句话


          IP属地:贵州来自Android客户端230楼2014-02-09 21:01
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            听一个,每天一乐么!


            IP属地:北京来自Android客户端231楼2014-02-10 20:26
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              I am the bone of my experience
              吾以经验为骨
              Water is my body
              以水为吾身
              And tomb is my blood
              以坟为吾血
              I have push DuNiang countless time
              吾曾无数次推倒度娘
              Never loss
              从未失手
              Nor never satisfied
              亦从未满足
              With stood pain to crowds of experience
              吾独醉于经验之中
              Yet those hands will never hold anything
              故此生已无任何意义
              So as I pray
              所以吾祈求
              Unlimited Water Works
              无限水制


              IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端232楼2014-02-10 23:09
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                I am the bone of my experience
                吾以经验为骨
                Water is my body
                以水为吾身
                And tomb is my blood
                以坟为吾血
                I have push DuNiang countless time
                吾曾无数次推倒度娘
                Never loss
                从未失手
                Nor never satisfied
                亦从未满足
                With stood pain to crowds of experience
                吾独醉于经验之中
                Yet those hands will never hold anything
                故此生已无任何意义
                So as I pray
                所以吾祈求
                Unlimited Water Works
                无限水制


                IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端233楼2014-02-10 23:11
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                  I am the bone of my experience
                  吾以经验为骨
                  Water is my body
                  以水为吾身
                  And tomb is my blood
                  以坟为吾血
                  I have push DuNiang countless time
                  吾曾无数次推倒度娘
                  Never loss
                  从未失手
                  Nor never satisfied
                  亦从未满足
                  With stood pain to crowds of experience
                  吾独醉于经验之中
                  Yet those hands will never hold anything
                  故此生已无任何意义
                  So as I pray
                  所以吾祈求
                  Unlimited Water Works
                  无限水制


                  IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端234楼2014-02-10 23:13
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                    来自Android客户端235楼2014-02-11 21:45
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                      来自Android客户端236楼2014-02-12 13:59
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                        今天我终于狠心买了一瓶矿泉水尝尝,能喝上矿泉水一直是我的梦想。每当我在大街上看到喝矿泉水的人,我都会偷偷瞄一眼,真羡慕那些有钱人。昨天我发了压岁钱,在经过激烈的思想斗争之后,我终于下定决心明天去买瓶矿泉水喝,我没有告诉我的父母,他们知道后一定会阻拦我的,我激动的一宿没睡。第二天,我花了2个小时半来到市中心的矿泉水专卖店,我完全被那种气势震住了,豪华的装修,我怀着忐忑不安的心情走进了专卖店,面积达8平米的营业大厅布置和外面一样豪华,友善的服务员热情的接见了我,可能是太过紧张了我开口要求试吃,刚说完我就脸红,可是服务员并没有感到诧异,对了,可能来买矿泉水的人都得要求先试喝吧,毕竟2元/瓶的价格不是说买就买的,我激动地接过矿泉水,小心翼翼地拧开了瓶盖,这时的我已经忘了要注意绅士风度,贪婪的喝了一口,爽滑的口感不是我以前喝的自来水所能比拟的美丽漂亮的女服务员热情的向我讲解矿泉水的配料和制作流程,在谈话中我得知他刚从韩国首尔大学毕业主修酒店管理双硕士学位,回国后她拒绝了去星巴克当店长的机会来到矿泉水专卖店工作,我也为她的明智选择而感到欣慰,毕竟进入矿泉水专卖店是多少代人的梦想与追求。临走时我掏出带着体温的4元钱买了2瓶,刚要走出店门时服务员朝我喊:“你的矿泉水!”我回眸一笑百媚生回应到:“是你的矿泉水。”服务员当时就脸红了,我随即以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当之势走出门口我想,服务员肯定会把所有的矿泉水从柜子上都拿下来一瓶一瓶的数“他明天会来,他明天不会来......”走在大街上我喝着矿泉水,大家都向我投来羡慕的目光,我也感觉对人生更加有信心了,回到家,我兴奋得不能自己,还是忍不住和我的矿泉水合照了,因为矿泉水实在太过耀眼,我怕有些不法分子会盯上我,所以我用我美丽的签名挡住了我俊朗的面庞。嘘!记得不要告诉别人我喝过矿泉水,这年头像我这样低调的人不多了。


                        IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端237楼2014-02-12 16:09
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                          来自Android客户端240楼2014-02-14 06:29
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                            为什么又要发帖子,你的作业完成了吗? 如果没有你就会被老师骂,被老师骂,你就会伤心;你伤心,就会 放弃学习,放弃学习,你就会不能毕业; 不能毕业,你就会找不到工作;找不到工作做,你就会挣不到钱;挣不到钱,你就会没钱纳税;没钱纳税,国家就会难发工资给老师; 老师领不到工资,就会没心情教学; 老师没心情教学,就会影响我们祖国的未来;影响了祖国的未来,中国就难以腾飞;中国难以腾飞国人颜面何存; 国人没有颜面,老师怎么会有颜面;老师没有颜面,就会不想教学,就会辞职不干;老师辞职不干, 中国教育就会落后;中国教育落后, 中华民族就会成为野蛮的民族;中华民族成了野蛮的民族,美国就会怀疑我国有大规模杀伤性武器;我国有大规模杀伤性武器,美国就会向中国开战;美国向中国开战,第三次世界大战就会爆发;第三次世界大战爆发, 其中一方必定会实力不足;实力不足就会动用核武器;动用核武器, 就会破坏自然环境;自然环境被破坏,大气层就会破个大洞;大气层破个大洞,地球温度上升,两极冰山就会融化;冰山融化,地球水位就会上升;地球水位上升,全人类就会被淹死...... 所以,你还要发帖子吗?


                            IP属地:山东来自Android客户端241楼2014-02-14 07:18
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