来了来了

”富贾，可为吾友乎？””尔等果如其母戏寡人欤””君甚吊，家翁可知？””寡人倍感爱之所失””睡于棺””寡人与众爱卿皆瞠目结舌””汝何如停疗””寡人果如其母之聪慧”

”土豪，我们做朋友吧。””你他妈在逗我吗？”"你这么屌，你吧知道吗？””缺爱””卧槽””我和我的小伙伴都惊呆了””你为何放弃治疗””我他妈太机智了”

楼上你为何这么吊

加油！加油~

唉 这贴好玩儿

请大声告诉我这是几楼

小伙伴们在哪里~

潜水出来冒泡

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突然发现发这个可以加好多经验~亲们试试吧~

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继续

觉得我的头像牛比的话就和我互粉可好 好不好撒有好事一定要记得艾特我哦

技术宅哄老婆
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1.给老婆支付宝一大笔钱；
2.更改host文件把淘宝指向自己做的钓鱼网站；
3.骗取支付宝密码把钱转走；
4.像个男人一样安慰她说：“没事儿，钱丢了不要紧！只要你没丢就行，宝贝儿别伤心了，一会我再给你打一笔钱。”
台词
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八九岁的时候做错事老妈揍我，我灵机一动想起电影里主角挨家长揍的时候，说了句：“反正我是你生的，你打死我吧！我也不想活了！”
我妈当时愣了一下，我正觉得这招好使，暗自得意时，我妈回了句：“长能耐了啊！”然后就同意了我的要求！

好