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桌有四方,这两人一左一右,各占一方,两边都是十**岁的少年,左边的更高,眉目颇为深邃明俊,目光之中带一股桀骜不驯。右边的极白,清秀且斯文,只是神色有些过于清冷淡漠了,仿佛心里不大痛快的样子。事实上,两人脸色都不太好看。
谢怜眨了眨眼,道:“两位是?”
左边道:“南风。”
右边道:“扶摇。”
谢怜心道:“我又不是问你们名字……”
这时,灵文忽然传音过来了。她道:“殿下,中天庭有两位小武官愿意前来协助,他们已经下去找你了,这会儿也该到了罢。”
所谓的中天庭,自然是和上天庭相对的。天界的神官们,可以简单粗暴分为两类:飞升了的,和没飞升的。上天庭,全都是凭自己飞升的神官,整个天界里不过百位,极其金贵,而中天庭里的,则是被“点将”点上来的,严格来说,其实全称应该叫做“同神官”,但大家叫的时候,往往会省略掉这个“同”字。
那么,有上天庭和中天庭,有没有下天庭?
没有。
其实,在谢怜第一次飞升的时候,还真是有的。那时候,分的还是上天庭和下天庭。但后来,大家发现了一个问题:自我介绍的时候,开口说“我是来自下天庭的某某某”,真是难听。有一个“下”字,就觉得特别低人一等,须知,他们其中绝不乏天赋过人、法力强盛的佼佼者,离真正的神官只是差了一道天劫,说不定哪天就等来了呢?于是有人便提议改一个字,变成“我是来自中天庭的某某某”,这就好听多了。虽然其实都是一个意思。总之,改了之后,谢怜好一阵都没习惯。
谢怜看这两位小武官,脸色一个比一个难看,全然不像是“愿意前来协助”的模样,忍不住问:“灵文啊,我看他们不像是要来助我行事,更像是要来取我狗头。你莫要是把人家诳过来的。”
可惜,他这句似乎是没传出去,耳边也听不到灵文的声音了。想来是下了仙京太远太久,法力都耗干了。谢怜无法,对两位小武官先笑了一笑,道:“南风和扶摇是么?你们愿意前来相助,我先谢过。”
两人都只点了一点头,颇有架势,看来必是出自声名显赫的武神座下。谢怜让茶博士多加了两个杯,端起茶,刮了刮茶叶,顺口问了一句:“你们是哪位殿下座下的?”
南风道:“南阳殿。”
扶摇道:“玄真殿。”
“……”
这可真是令人悚然了。
谢怜一口茶吞了下去,道:“你们家将军让你们过来么?”
两人皆道:“我们家将军不知道我过来。”
谢怜想了想,又道:“那,你们知道我是谁吗?”
若这两名小武官稀里糊涂便被灵文骗过来了,帮了他忙,回去还要被自家将军骂,这可就不值当了。
南风道:“你是太子殿下。”
扶摇道:“你是人间正道,你是世界中心。”
谢怜噎了一下,不确定地问南风:“他刚才是不是翻了个白眼?”
南风道:“是的。让他滚。”
南阳和玄真关系不好。这并非什么秘密,谢怜听说这事时并不怎么吃惊,因为风信和慕情以前关系就不怎么样,只是那时他为主他们为从,太子说你们不要吵架啊,你们要做好朋友,大家便忍着没翻脸,实在不快最多拿话刺一刺对方,混到如今,可再用不着假惺惺了。所以,就连两位神官在东南和西南的民间信徒都不大瞧得上对方,南阳殿和玄真殿更是常年相互仇视。面前这两位,就是典型的例子。扶摇冷笑道:“灵文真君说自愿的就可以来,凭什么让我滚回去。”
“自愿”二字,用他这个表情说出来,实在没有说服力。谢怜道:“我确认一下。你们真是自愿的吗?不愿意千万不要勉强啊。”
两人皆道:“我自愿。”
看着那两张丧气沉沉的脸,谢怜心道,你们想说的其实是“我自杀”吧。
“总而言之——”
谢怜道:“先谈正事。这次到北方来是做什么的你们都知道了罢,那我就不从头讲起了……”
两人皆道:“不知道。”
“……”
谢怜无法,只得拿出卷轴,道:“那我还是给你们从头讲起好了。”
话说多年以前,与君山有下一对新人成婚。
这对新人恩爱非常,那新郎等着送亲的队伍前来,可等了许久,也不见新娘到来。新郎心中着急,便找去了新娘的娘家,结果岳父岳母告诉他,新娘子早就出发了。两家人报了官,四处找,始终不见,便是给山中猛兽吃了,好歹也能剩个胳膊腿儿什么的,哪有凭空消失的道理?于是难免有人怀疑,是新娘自己不愿意嫁,串通了送亲队伍跑了。谁知,过了几年,再一对新人成婚,噩梦重现。
新娘子又没了。但是,这一次却不是什么都没剩下。众人在一条小路上,找到了一只什么东西没吃完的脚。


IP属地:上海26楼2020-04-21 09:14
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    有的外国人等不及了,用机器去翻译结果……
    花城 flower city
    谢怜 Thank you for your pity
    于是他们懵了,更不知道和人工翻译的Hua Cheng 还有Xie Lian 有什么关系……


    IP属地:上海31楼2020-04-21 10:01
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      注释:
      1. This is from the first part of the Chinese saying “All taboos are off and all evil withdraws”. Honestly, it seems like Xie Lian said that as a customary reply to Ling Wen’s sentence about the blessing, AKA its unclear even in the raws why Xie Lian said that.
      一、这是从中国谚语“百无禁忌”的第一部分开始的。老实说,似乎谢怜说过,作为对灵文一句关于祝福的惯常回答,也就是说它连在raws都不清楚谢怜为什么这么说。

      评论:
      LOL I love this novel soooo much! Thank you Sakhyula!
      我太喜欢这本小说了!谢谢!
      Oooohhh!~ hahaha those two were really tsun x3 Thanks for this nee~
      哦哦!~哈哈哈,那两个真的是纯x3,谢谢你给我这个牛~
      thanx u for updating, my poor baby why ur luck so bad…T^T
      谢谢你的更新,我可怜的宝贝,为什么你的运气这么差…T^T
      Thank you for your update!!!…finally! I read Chapter 3~~ T^T
      谢谢你的更新!!!……终于!我读过第三章~~T^T
      This novel is hilarious … Thank you for the update
      这本小说很搞笑😂😂😂😅…谢谢你的更新❤😍😘
      Huh. Are the minions really there without their masters knowing? It seems more likely they were ordered by them and told to say they volunteered without their masters knowing. Or it is the actual masters in disguise.
      Thank you for your continuing work on this story. In only 3 chapters I have fallen in love with this story.
      呵呵。奴才们真的不知道他们的主人吗?似乎更有可能是他们命令他们说他们在主人不知道的情况下自愿参加的。或者是伪装成真正的主人。(就是他们本人!!!)
      谢谢你继续写这个故事。在短短的三章里,我就爱上了这个故事。


      IP属地:上海33楼2020-04-21 10:24
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        第四章 三活宝夜谈巨阳殿
        Chapter 4: Discussion Between Three Fools In The Ju Yang Temple At Night
        从那之后,一发不可收拾。此后的近百年间,一共有十七位新娘在与君山一带失踪。有时十几年相安无事,有时短短一个月内失踪两名。一个恐怖传说迅速传开:与君山里住着一位鬼新郎,若是他看中了一位女子,便会在她出嫁的路上将她掳走,再把送亲的队伍吃掉。
        这事原本是传不到天上的,因为,虽然失踪了十七位新娘,但更多的是千百位安然无恙的新娘。反正找也找不着,保也保不了,那也只能就这样凑合着了。也不过是敢把女儿嫁到这一带的人家少了些,本地的新人成婚也不敢大操大办罢了。但恰恰是这第十七位新娘,父亲是位官老爷。他颇为宠爱女儿,风闻此地传说,精心挑选了四十名勇武绝伦的武官护送女儿成亲,偏偏女儿还是没了。
        这下这位鬼新郎可捅了马蜂窝。这位官老爷在人间能找到的人是拿它没办法了,于是他暴怒之下联合了一众官朋友,狂做一波法事,还按照高人指点开仓济贫什么的,搞得满城风雨,这才终于惊动到了上边的几位神官。否则,那些微小的凡人的声音要传到天上诸神的耳中,几乎是不可能的。
        谢怜道:“大体便是如此了。”
        因那两人神情非常之不配合,他也不知道他们到底在没在听。没听进去的话也只好再讲一遍了。南风倒是抬了头,皱着眉道:“失踪的新娘有何共同之处?”
        谢怜道:“有穷有富,有美有丑,有妻有妾,一言蔽之:毫无规律。根本没法判断这位鬼新郎的口味是什么样的。”
        南风“嗯”了一声,拿起茶杯喝了一口,似是开始思考了。扶摇却是碰都没碰谢怜推给他的茶,就一直在用一方白手绢慢条斯理地擦手指,边擦边眉眼冷淡地道:“太子殿下,你怎么就知道一定是位鬼新郎呢?这可不一定,从来也无人见过它,怎知它是男是女,是老是少?你是不是有些想当然了?”
        谢怜莞尔,道:“卷轴是灵文殿的文官总结的,鬼新郎只是民间的叫法。不过,你说的很有道理。”
        又说了几句,谢怜发觉这两位小武官思路颇为清楚,虽神色不善,论事却毫不含糊,颇感欣慰。看窗外天色已晚,三人暂且出了小店。谢怜戴了斗笠走了一阵,忽然觉察身后两人都没跟上,纳闷地回头去看,结果那两个也很纳闷地在看着他。南风问:“你往哪里走?”
        谢怜道:“寻地落脚。扶摇,你为什么又翻白眼?”
        南风又纳闷地问:“那你为什么要往荒山野岭走?”
        谢怜时常风餐露宿睡大街,找块布摊平了就可以躺一夜,自然是习以为常地准备找个山洞生火了,经他提醒,这才反应过来,这南风和扶摇都是武神座下的武官,若是这附近有南阳庙或是玄真庙,可以直接进去,何必要露宿荒野?
        少顷,三人在一个极不起眼的小角落找到了一间破破烂烂的土地祠,残香破盘,看起来十分冷清,供着个又圆又小的石土地公。谢怜唤了几声,这土地多年无人供奉无人唤,忽听人叫,把眼一睁,看到三个人站在祠前,左右两个周身都罩着一层暴发户般的灵光,根本看不清脸,大惊跳起,颤颤巍巍地道:“三位仙官可有什么要使唤在下的?”
        谢怜颔首道:“不使唤。只是问一声,附近可有供奉南阳将军或是玄真将军的城隍庙?”
        土地不敢怠慢,道:“这这这……”掐指一算,道:“此去五里有一间城隍庙,供的是、是、是南阳将军。”
        谢怜双手合十道:“多谢。”而那土地被旁边两团灵光晃瞎了眼,赶紧地隐了。谢怜摸出几枚钱放在祠前,见一旁有散落的残香,便捡起来点上了。期间扶摇白眼翻得谢怜简直想问他眼睛累不累。
        五里之后,果然见到一间城隍庙,红红火火立在路边。庙宇虽小五脏俱全,人来人往热闹非凡。三人隐了身形进到庙里,殿上供的就是南阳武神披甲持弓的泥塑神像。
        谢怜一看到这神像心中就“嗯……”了一声。
        乡野小庙,神像的塑像和上漆都可说粗陋,整体看起来,跟谢怜印象中的风信本人差别实在是比较大。
        但是,神像塑得走形,对各位神官来说,也是习以为常的事了。别说妈都不认识了,有的神官见了自己的神像自己都不认识。毕竟没几个工匠师父当真见过神官本人,所以都是要么美得走形,要么丑得走形,只能靠特定姿势、法器、服冠等来辨认这是哪位神官。
        一般而言,越是富庶之地,神像越合神官心意。越穷的地方,工匠品味越差,塑像就越惨不忍睹。当今论来,只有玄真将军的神像整体情况较好,为什么呢?因为人家都是神像丑了便丑了,不管,他看到把自己塑得丑了,他就要偷偷去弄坏了让人重塑,或者托个梦隐晦地表达自己的不满,于是长此以往,大信徒们就知道,一定得找塑得好看的师傅!
        整个玄真殿同他们将军如出一辙,颇爱讲究。扶摇进了南阳庙后,一个时辰里便一直在对这尊南阳像评头论足,什么造型扭曲,颜色恶俗,工艺低劣,品味清奇。谢怜看南风额头青筋都慢慢冒出来了,心想着赶紧找个话题扯了开去,恰好见又一名少女进来参拜,虔诚地跪下了,便温声道:“说起来,南阳真君的主场在东南,没想到你们在北方香火也这般旺盛。”
        人们修建庙宇宫观,其实是对天界仙宫的模仿,而神像,则是神官本尊的倒影。宫观聚集信徒,吸引香火,成为神官们法力的重要源泉。而由于地理历史风俗等多重原因,不同地域的人们通常供奉不同的神官。在自己的地盘上,一位神官的法力会发挥到最强,这便是主场优势了。只有神武大帝这种普天之下皆信徒、四海八方有宫观的神官,是否主场完全没有意义。自家将军的神殿在非主场也香火旺盛,这是好事,南风本该骄傲才是,可瞧他脸色,却大是不好。一旁扶摇则是微微一笑,道:“不错,不错,深受爱戴。”
        谢怜道:“不过我有一个疑问,不知……”
        南风道:“如果是‘不知当讲不当讲’,那就不要讲。”
        谢怜心道:“不。我想说的是‘不知有没有人可以解答’。”
        不过,他预感这句说出来就会不妙,决定还是再换个话题。谁知,扶摇悠悠地道:“我知道你想问什么。你肯定是想问,为什么前来参拜的女信徒这么多?”
        谢怜想问的正是这个问题。
        武神系的女信徒一向比男信徒少,只有八百年前的他是个例外。不过,例外的原因非常简单,就两个字:好看。
        他很清楚,不是因为他德高望重或是神力非凡什么的,仅仅只是因为他的神像好看,他的宫观也好看。他的宫观几乎全都是皇家修建,神像则是召集了全国各地技艺精绝的顶尖工匠,照着他的脸雕。而且,因为那句“身在无间,心在桃源”,工匠们往往喜欢给他的神像加点花,还喜欢把观种成一片花树海。所以,当时他还有个别称,叫做“花冠武神”。信女们喜欢他神像好看,也喜欢他宫观里都是花花朵朵,就冲这个也愿意顺便进来拜拜他。
        可一般的武神,因杀伐之气太重,面目也往往被塑造成严肃、狰狞、冷酷的模样,教信女瞧了,都宁可去拜拜观音什么的。这尊南阳像虽说跟杀伐之气沾不上边,但它离好看的边更远,可来参拜的女信徒几乎要比男信徒都多了,而南风也明显不想回答这个问题,由是,他颇为奇怪。恰在这时,那少女拜完了,起身取香,又转了个身。
        这一转,谢怜推了推另外两人。那两人原本都十分不耐,被他一推,顺着一看,脸色却都刷的变了。
        扶摇道:“太丑了!”
        谢怜噎了一下,才道:“扶摇,不能这样说女孩子。”
        平心而论,扶摇说的是实话。那少女一张脸蛋扁平无比,活像是被人一巴掌拍扁的,五官说平平无奇都有些委屈,若一定要形容,恐怕只能用“鼻歪眼斜”了。
        但谢怜眼里根本没分辨出她是美是丑。主要是她一转身,裙子后一个巨大的破洞挂在那里,实在令人无法假装没看到。
        扶摇先是一惊,但很快镇定下来。南风额角的青筋则是瞬间就消失无踪了。
        见他脸色大变,谢怜忙道:“你不要紧张。不要紧张。”
        那少女取了香重新跪下,边拜边道:“南阳将军保佑,信女小萤,祈求能早日抓住那鬼新郎,莫要叫无辜之人再受他的害……”
        她拜得虔诚,浑然不觉自己身后异状,也浑然不觉有三个人正蹲在她拜的神像脚边。谢怜颇觉头大,道:“怎么办,不能让她就这样走出去罢?会被人一路看回去的。”
        而且,看她裙子后的破口,分明是被人用利器故意划破的,只怕不仅会被围观,还会被大肆宣扬嘲笑,那可真是一场羞辱了。
        扶摇漠然道:“不要问我。她拜的又不是我们玄真将军。非礼勿视。我什么都没看见。”
        南风则是一张俊脸青青白白,只会摆手,不会说话,好好一个桀骜小儿郎,生生被逼成了个哑巴,没得指望了。谢怜只得自己出马,外衣一脱,往下一丢。那件外衣呼啦一下飘到那少女身上,挡住了她裙子后那个十分不雅的破洞。三人齐齐松了口气。
        可这阵风实在邪乎,把那少女吓了一跳,四下看看,拿下外袍,迟疑片刻,放到了神台上,竟是仍浑然不觉,而且上完了香,便要走出去了。这若是让她再出去乱走,小姑娘怕是就没脸见人了。眼看旁边这一个两个不是僵就是僵,横竖都不顶用了,谢怜叹了口气。南风与扶摇只觉身边一空,谢怜已经现了形,跳了下去。
        庙内灯火不暗不明,他这一跃,带起一阵风,火光摇晃,那少女小萤只觉眼前一花,便见一名男子突然从黑暗中冒了出来,赤着上身对她伸出了手,当场魂飞魄散。
        不出所料,一声尖叫。谢怜刚想说话,那少女已眼疾手快地一巴掌打了出去,大喊道:“非礼啊!”
        “啪”的一声,谢怜就这么挨了一耳光。
        耳光清脆,听得蹲在神坛上的两人半张脸不约而同都是一抽。
        吃了一掌,谢怜也不恼,只把外衣硬塞过去,迅速低声说了一句,那少女大惊,一摸身后,突然通红满面,眼眶也霎时涌满泪水,不知是气苦还是羞愤,抓紧了谢怜给她的那件外衣,掩面飞奔而去,只剩谢怜单薄薄站在原地。人去庙空,凉风穿堂,忽然之间,有点冷。
        他揉了揉脸,转过身来,顶着半边大红掌印,对那小二人道:“好了。没事了。”
        话音刚落,南风指了指他,道:“你……是不是伤口裂了?”
        谢怜一低头,“哦”了一声。
        他脱了衣,端的是一身羊脂玉般的好皮肉,只是胸口严严实实束着一层又一层的白布,裹得死紧,连脖子和双腕上也都缠满了绷带,无数细小的伤口爬出白绷边缘,着实有些触目惊心。
        想着扭了的脖子也差不多该好了,谢怜便一圈一圈地开始解下绷带。扶摇看了他两眼,道:“谁?”
        谢怜道:“什么?”
        扶摇道:“与你对战者是谁?”
        谢怜:“对战?没有啊。”
        南风:“那你这身伤是……”
        谢怜茫然道:“我自己摔的。”
        “……”
        便是三天前下凡滚下来时落下的伤了。若是与人对战,还真不一定能伤到这种程度。
        扶摇嘀咕了几句,没听清,反正肯定不是赞他坚强,谢怜便也不问,解完了脖子上厚厚的一层绷带。下一刻,南风与扶摇的目光俱是凝了起来,落在他脖颈之上。
        一只黑色项圈,环在他雪白的颈项之间。


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          英文:
          Things started to get out of hand ever since then. In the hundred years afterwards, a total of seventeen brides went missing in the Mount Yu Jun region. Sometimes there would be a dozen or so years of peace. Other times, two brides would go missing in the time span of a short month. Before long, a frightening legend rapidly spread around: within Mount Yu Jun lived a ghost bridegroom. If he fancied a woman, he would kidnap her during her wedding procession before devouring the party of relatives that were sending her off.
          Originally, this situation wouldn’t be communicated to the Heavens. Although there were seventeen missing brides, hundreds of thousands of other brides in the world had passed their wedding days safe and sound. In any case, it was impossible to find those brides or protect them now, so people had no other choice but to make due in this kind of event. The families who dared to marry their daughters off in this region merely lessened a bit, and the local newly-weds didn’t dare to make their weddings a big event. However, it was precisely the seventeenth bride who had a bigshot official for a father. This father rather doted on his daughter; and when he caught wind of this legend, he meticulously selected forty brave and outstanding military officials to escort his daughter to her bridegroom. However, despite all of his preparations, his daughter still disappeared.
          This time, the ghost bridegroom really stabbed a hornet’s nest. This official could not find anyone in the human realm who could do anything to help. As a result, he furiously made an alliance with his government official friends, and then crazily performed a ritual. This official even followed an expert’s advice and opened the granary to help the poor. After making an uproar, he finally managed to startle a Heavenly Official. Otherwise, it would have been almost impossible for those tiny, mortal voices to reach a Heavenly Official’s ear.
          Xie Lian said, “That’s more or less the big picture.”


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            接上:
            Members of the Xuan Zhen Palace Hall had a personality similar to their General’s. All of them were rather fond of paying attention to detail. Within one shichen2 of entering the Nan Yang temple, Fu Yao continuously found fault in the details of the Godly statue. It was either “the shape was distorted”, or “the colours of the paint were vulgar”, or “the technique the artist used was of inferior quality”. He even commented on how the artist’s tastes were too strange. When Xie Lian saw how the veins on Nan Feng’s forehead were slowly bulging, he began thinking about how he should quickly find another topic to divert his attention. Coincidentally, Xie Lian saw yet another young lady come inside to pay homage to Nan Yang. As she piously kneeled, he began to talk warmly. “All things considered, Nan Yang ZhenJun’s home ground is in the Southeast. I didn’t expect the incense burning for Nan Yang to be this strong in the North as well.”
            When mortals constructed temples, they were actually trying to imitate the Palace Halls in the Heavens. The Godly statues, on the other hand, were supposed to be a reflection of the Heavenly Officials themselves. The gathered believers at a temple and the incense they burnt became a Heavenly Official’s important source of spiritual power. In addition, as a result of every individual’s geographical location, history, social customs, class and many other reasons, people living in different areas normally worshiped different Heavenly Officials. Every Heavenly Official’s spiritual power was the strongest on their own turf, which was also known as the home field advantage. Only a deity like the Martial God Heavenly Emperor could have believers in every nook and cranny under the sky. He was a Heavenly Official with temples erected in every direction, so whether or not Jun Wu was on his ‘home ground’ didn’t have any meaning. Nan Feng should have been proud that incense was burning so vigorously at a temple not on his General’s domain. However, looking at the complexion of his visage, it didn’t appear like it was a good thing to him. Fu Yao stood to the side and smiled faintly before saying, “Not bad, not bad. General Nan Yang receives no small measure of love and respect.”
            Xie Lian responded, “Although, I have a question. I don’t know…”
            Nan Feng cut him off. “If you wish to say ‘I don’t know whether it’s something suitable to ask’, then just don’t say it.”
            Xie Lian mentally thought, “No, I wanted to say, ‘I don’t know whether anyone could answer it’.”
            However, Xie Lian had the premonition that the response to his question would be far from good. Thus, he decided that it was still better for him to change their conversation topic once more. Unfortunately, who would have thought that Fu Yao would choose to leisurely speak up now. “I know what you wanted to ask. You must have been wondering, out of so many believers who had come here today, why were there such a large amount women, right?”
            That was precisely the question Xie Lian had wanted to ask.
            A martial god’s female believers were always less than the male believers. Only he had been an exception eight hundred years ago, and the explanation behind this exception was very simple. It consisted only of a few words: he was good-looking.
            Xie Lian thoroughly and clearly understood this fact. It hadn’t been because he was a person of virtue and prestige, nor was it because he was extraordinarily talented. It had only been because his Godly statues looked nice, and his temples also looked nice. Almost all of his temples were built by the imperial household, and his Godly statues were made by the top artists across the country. His statues had also been carefully sculpted according to his real face. Moreover, because of his phrase, ‘body in the abyss, but heart in paradise’, the artists usually liked adding flowers to his Godly statues. In addition, they were also fond of turning his temples into a sea of flowering trees. As a result, back then, he had another name. Xie Lian was also known as the ‘Flower Crown Martial God’. Thus, the women loved how his Godly statues were pretty, and they also liked how his temples were filled with flowers. That was enough to make them dash over. Fortunately, they were also conveniently willing to come in and pay their respects to him.


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              注释:
              1. An ancient Chinese unit of measurement, it is approximately 500m. Thus, 5 li would be around 2500m.
              2. One shichen is about two hours
              一、中国古代的一种测量单位,大约500米。因此,5里大约是2500米。
              二、一个时辰约两小时
              看到shichen的直译后不由得再一次心疼翻译
              评论:
              THANX 4 UPDATE!! the drawing XL is soo~ pretty. also the slap scene, man~ i can’t stop laughing
              谢谢4更新!!这幅画谢怜很漂亮。还有拍耳光的场面(?),伙计~我忍不住笑了
              Oh.. i wonder what was that black collar for. Xie Lian T.T and Thank you for the update!~
              哦……我想知道那个黑项圈是干什么用的。谢怜T.T,谢谢你的更新!~
              … Author preference is so large but yet simple…
              …作者偏好很大但很简单…
              官方回复上面:
              ? Preference for?
              ?偏好?
              Is that a kind of slave collar or something? A mark of the damned? Marriage?
              那是奴隶的项圈还是什么?一个该死的标记?结婚?(我只想说WTF,咒枷了解一下)
              官方回复:
              M-Marriage? I get the first two, but why marriage? xD
              结婚?我get到了前两个,但为什么结婚?XD
              So who got a extra robe among the martial gods?
              那么,在武神中谁多了一件长袍呢?
              I just recently discovered this story and I’m so grateful you picked it up! I reaclly love our MC, he reminds me of the MC in The Founder of Diabolism. A good personality that’s pretty carefree. He’s such a good guy T_T My heart hurts that despite all he’s suffered and endured he’s a earnest person. I’m pretty mad at Mu Qing, why is he being so mean to Xie Lian!? After he got saved by him and it’s thanks to him that he got his current position. I hope Xie Lian can make some real friends who will stick through thick and thin. Well at least he has the ml, which it should be obvious that the ml will be devoted to him only I’m guessing the black collar on MC’s neck is a symbol of ownership or something by the demon lord(ml)??? If so, I wonder if that’s the reason why MC’s luck is so bad…
              我最近才发现这个故事,非常感谢你把它捡起来!我真的很喜欢我们的主角,他让我想起了魔道祖师中的主角。一个无忧无虑的好性格。他是个很好的人,我的心很痛,尽管他遭受了那么多的痛苦和忍受,但他是一个认真的人。我很生慕情的气,他为什么对谢怜这么刻薄!?(慕情小可爱躺枪)😡 在他得救后,多亏了他,他才得到了现在的职位。我希望谢怜能交到一些真正的朋友,他们会坚韧不拔。好吧,至少他有男主,应该很明显,男主只会献给他😝 我猜主角脖子上的黑项圈是主人的象征还是魔王的什么???如果是的话,我想知道这是否是主角运气如此糟糕的原因…(为什么没有一个人猜的对黑项圈是干嘛用的)


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                第五章 三活宝夜谈巨阳殿
                Chapter 5: Discussion Between Three Fools In The Ju Yang Temple At Night
                觉察到他们的目光,谢怜微微一笑,转过身来,道:“第一次看到真正的咒枷?”
                咒枷,顾名思义,诅咒形成的枷锁。
                被贬下天界的神官,将有天谴化为一道罪印,施加于其身,形成束缚,封禁神力,教他永远也摆脱不掉。就像是在人脸上刺字,或是用锁链锁住手脚,是一种刑罚,也是一道警示,令人恐惧,也令人耻辱。
                作为被打下去两次的三界笑柄,谢怜自然是有这么一道咒枷在身了。这两名小武官不可能没听说过,但,听说过和亲眼看到,还是有着不小的差距。因此,他们露出这样的表情,谢怜也不是不能理解。
                他猜这东西可能让两位小武官心中忌惮和不舒服了。毕竟不是什么好东西。
                本想借口去找件衣服穿到外面溜一圈,却被扶摇一个白眼加一句“你这幅样子去到大街上,可以说是十分下流了”堵了回来,还是南风到殿后随手扯了件庙祝的衣服丢给他,这才不用再继续下流。但再坐下来后,总觉得经过方才一桩,气氛变得有些尴尬,于是谢怜拿出灵文殿给的卷轴,道:“你们要不要再看看?”
                南风抬起眼皮看了一下他,道:“看过了。我看他才需要好好看看。”
                扶摇道:“什么叫我才需要好好看看。那卷轴写得语焉不详,一钱不值,值得一看再看?”
                听他说那卷轴一钱不值,谢怜忍不住略略心疼灵文殿那些写卷轴写到面如土色的小文官们。又听扶摇道:“啊,方才说到哪儿了?南阳庙——为什么南阳多信女,是吗?”
                好了。谢怜把卷轴一收,揉了揉突突跳动的眉心,心里知道了:今天晚上,谁都看不成了!
                看不成正事,那就来看看到底怎么回事。原来,除了大几百年都在人间收破烂的太子殿下,当今诸天仙神皆知,南阳真君风信,曾有一段岁月被称为“巨|阳真君”。他本人对这一称呼,那当真是深恶痛绝。而大家对他的经历,也只有一个字的感想:“冤”!
                因为,原本的正确写法,乃是“俱阳”。之所以会被误传,是因为这么一件事。
                多年以前,有一位国君兴修宫观,为表诚心,特地亲自给每一宫每一殿的匾额都题了字。可偏偏在写到“俱阳殿”的时候,不知何故,他写成了“巨|阳殿”。
                这下,可愁死负责宫观修建事宜的官员了。他们捉摸不透,陛下是到底是故意要改成这样的呢,还是不小心写错的呢?如果是故意的,为什么不明令下旨说我就是要这么改?如果不是故意的,怎么会犯这种低级错误?他总不能说“陛下,你错了”,谁知道陛下会不会觉得是在讽刺他粗心?暗示他知识浅薄?心不诚?而且这可是陛下的墨宝,不用难道要作废吗?
                天底下最难揣测的,就是圣人之意了。官员们极度痛苦,思前想后还是觉得,委屈陛下,不如委屈一下俱阳真君。
                不得不说,他们做出了正确的选择。陛下那边发现俱阳变成了巨|阳后,并没有什么别的表示,只是请了一批学者,大力翻阅古籍,找出无数细枝末节的理由,写了许多文章,竭力证明原本便是巨|阳,俱阳才是错误的写法。总之一夜过后,全国的俱阳殿就都变成了巨|阳殿。
                莫名其妙被改了神号的风信过了十多年才知道这件事。他基本上从来不仔细看自家神殿的招牌,只是有一天忽然就很郁闷,怎么好像到他庙里来参拜的妇女这么多,而且个个都含羞带怯脸蛋通红,上香的时候都求的是些什么玩意儿?!
                弄清怎么回事后,他冲到九霄之巅对着烈日长空就是一通破口大骂。
                各位神官都被他震惊了。
                骂完以后也没办法,拜就拜吧,他总不能说跟这些虔诚祈求的女子们过不去,硬着头皮听了许多年。直到巨|阳又被一位觉得这简直不成体统的正经国君改成了南阳,大家还是没忘记他除了作为一个武神以外还能顺便保佑什么。但是,大家也坚守着一个默契:绝对不要用那两个字来称呼他。同时,也坚守着一个认知:如何评价南阳真君?一个字:好!
                只要别让他开口骂人,一切都好!
                那头南风的脸已经黑得赛陈年锅底,这厢扶摇还诗兴大发,斯斯文地道:“妇女之友,求子最强。壮阳秘方,送子南阳。啊哈哈,啊哈哈,啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……”
                谢怜很有善意地忍住了笑,在南阳的神像面前给他留了一点面子。南风则是勃然大怒:“你少来这里阴阳怪气,要实在闲得慌就去扫扫地!”
                此一句出,扶摇的脸也霎时锅底了。若说南阳殿的是听不得人家说那两个字,玄真殿的便是听不得人家提扫地这个词儿。因为慕情在皇极观做杂役时,就是整天给太子殿下谢怜端茶送水扫地铺床。有一天,谢怜看他一边扫地一边默诵修行口诀,被他这种刻苦努力、逆境求学的精神感动了,这才去向国师求情收他为弟子。这事怎么说呢?可大可小,可耻辱可美谈,就看当事人怎么想。显然,当事人认为此乃毕生之耻,因为慕情和他座下的武将,都是听到这个词必跟人翻脸的。果然,扶摇定了定,看了一眼一旁很无辜地摆手的谢怜,冷笑道:“听你这话说的,不知道还以为你们南阳殿都多为太子殿下打抱不平呢。”
                南风也冷笑:“你家将军确实忘恩负义,有什么好说的?”
                “呃……”谢怜刚想插一句,扶摇“啊哈哈”地道:“你家将军也不过五十步笑百步罢了,有甚资格戳戳点点?”
                “……”听他们这样把他当成大棒互锤对方上面那位神官的脊梁骨,谢怜终于听不下去了,道:“等等,等等。停,停。”
                自然是没人理他,且还动起手来了,不知道是谁先动手的,反正供桌就裂为两半了,盘果骨碌碌滚了一地。谢怜看这样子是拉不住架了,坐在角落里,叹了声“造业啊”,捡了个滚到脚边的小馒头,擦擦去了皮准备吃下去,南风眼角瞥见,立马一巴掌给他打掉:“别吃了!”
                扶摇也停手了,震惊且嫌弃地道:“落灰里了你还吃得下去!”
                谢怜趁机比了个手势,道:“停,停,停。我有话要说。”
                他隔开两人,和颜悦色地道:“第一,你们口里说的那位太子殿下,正是本人。本殿下都没说话,你们不要把我当武器丢来丢去攻击对方。”顿了顿,又加了一句,“我想你们家二位将军是绝对不会这样的,你们如此有失体统,他们颜面何存?”
                此句一出巨,两人神情都有些变幻莫测。谢怜又道:“第二,你们是来协助我的,对吗?那么到底是你们听我的,还是我听你们的?”
                半晌,两人才道:“听你的。”
                虽然他们的脸看上去都像是在说“你做梦吧听你的”,但谢怜也很满意了,“啪”的一声双手合十,道:“好。最后第三,最重要的一点——如果一定要丢什么东西,那还是请你们丢我,不要丢吃的。”
                南风终于把他捡起来窝在手里想找机会吃的馒头抠出来了,忍无可忍道:“掉地上就别吃了!”
                次日,依旧相逢小店。
                茶博士又在门口抻着腿养骨头,远远地见三人行近。一名道人白衣轻简,背着斗笠行在最前,两名身形高挑的黑衣少年行于其后。
                那道人抱着手施施然而来,施施然而道,竟是比他还像个闲人:“店家,劳烦三杯茶。”
                茶博士笑道:“来啦!”
                心想:“这三个傻小哥又来了。可惜了,长得是一个赛一个的体面,脑子是一个比一个有病。又是什么神啊什么仙,又是什么鬼啊什么天。这人有病,长得再体面有什么用?”
                谢怜还是捡了靠窗的位。一齐落座后,南风道:“为什么要到这里来谈,你确保不会被旁人听到吗?”
                谢怜温声道:“没关系。就算听到了别人也不会管,只会认为我们有病。”
                “……”
                谢怜道:“为了避免我们三个人一直这样相对蹉跎下去,开门见山吧。冷静了一晚上过后,你们有没有想到什么办法?”
                扶摇目光一亮,冷然道:“杀!”
                南风道:“废话!”
                谢怜道:“南风,你不要这么凶,扶摇又没有说错,解决问题的根本方式就是杀。问题是上哪儿啥,找谁杀,怎么杀。我建议……”
                正在此时,大街上传来一阵敲锣打鼓之声,三人向窗外望去。
                又是那队阴阴惨惨的“送亲”人。这列人马吹吹打打,连呼带号,仿佛生怕别人听不见。南风皱眉道:“不是说与君山附近的本地人成亲都不敢大操大办了吗?”
                这队伍里个个是身强力壮的大黑汉,神情和肌肉都绷得紧紧,额冒冷汗,仿佛他们抬着的不是一顶喜气洋洋的大花轿,而是一台催命夺魂断头铡。不知轿子里,坐的究竟是什么样的人?
                沉吟片刻,谢怜正想道出去瞧瞧,一阵阴风吹过,轿子一侧的帘子随风掀起。
                帘子后的人,用一种很奇怪的姿势歪在轿子里。她的脑袋是歪的,盖头下露出一张涂得鲜红的嘴,嘴角的笑容过于夸张。轿子一颠,盖头滑落下来,露出一对圆睁的眼,瞪着这边。
                这看上去,分明是一个折断了脖子的女人,正在冲他们无声大笑。
                不知是不是轿夫手抖得太厉害,那花轿子不甚稳当,那女人的脑袋也跟着直晃。晃着晃着,“咚”的一下,一颗脑袋掉了下来,骨碌碌滚到了大街上。
                而那坐在轿子里的无头身体也向前栽倒——“砰”的一声,整个人扑出了轿门。


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                  Naturally, no one paid attention to him. In addition, they actually started fighting. Xie Lian didn’t know who attacked the other first; but in any case, the table for the sacrificial offerings cracked into two halves. The bowl with the fruits fell, and those fruits rolled everywhere on the floor. Seeing this, Xie Lian figured that it was probably impossible to hold them back from fighting. Thus, he sat down in a corner before sighing, “Ah, how unlucky”. He picked up the small steamed bun that had rolled to his side. Then, he rubbed and removed the skin before preparing to eat it.
                  However, when Nan Feng glimpsed this out of the corner of his eye, he immediately swept out his palm to hit that bun away. “Don’t eat it!”
                  Fu Yao also stopped, before he spoke in a shocked and a disdaining manner, “It even fell into the ashes. You can still stomach that?”
                  Xie Lian took the chance to wave his hands again. He said, “Stop, stop, stop. I have something to say.”
                  After separating the two martial gods, Xie Lian began in an amicable manner, “First, that Crown Prince you’re referring to is precisely me. This prince hadn’t even said anything, so don’t use me as your weapon to attack each other.” He paused for a moment before adding another sentence. “I believe that both of your Generals would never do something like this. For you to lack propriety like this, how would their prestige survive?”
                  The moment he said those words, the expressions of the two martial gods turned a bit strange. Xie Lian continued and said, “Second, you’re here to help me, right? Then, are you guys supposed to listen to me, or am I supposed to listen to you?”
                  After quite a while, the two of them finally said, “We’re supposed to listen to you.”
                  Although they said that, their faces looked as if they were saying, ‘dream on, for us to listen to you’. However, Xie Lian was already very satisfied with that response. Thus, he clapped his hands and said, “Alright. Lastly, the third and most important point—if it is necessary to abandon something, then please, just throw me away. Don’t ever throw away food.”
                  Meanwhile, Nan Feng finally dug out the steamed bun Xie Lian had picked up again and held in his grasp—the one Xie Lian planned to eat later when he found an opportunity. At the end of his patience, Nan Feng yelled, “If it fell on the ground, don’t eat it anymore!”
                  The next day, at the Chance Encounter little store.
                  The tea sommelier was once again sitting at the door, crossing his legs as he relaxed. From far away, he saw three figures slowly approaching. The Taoist who wore simple, white garments and carried a bamboo hat walked in front, while two tall teenagers who wore black clothes followed behind him.
                  That Taoist arrived idly with his arms crossed before he idly spoke, looking even more like an idle person than the tea sommelier himself. The Taoist said, “Mister, sorry for the inconvenience but may I get three cups of tea?”
                  The tea sommelier replied with a smile, “Coming!”
                  However, in his heart, the tea sommelier thought: these three foolish big brothers are here again! What a pity. Each one of them looked more respectable than the other, however, each of their brains are sicker as well! Always talking about this god or that immortal, this ghost or that heaven. These people are all mentally ill. No matter how dignified they looked, what was the use when they were like this?
                  Once again, Xie Lian picked a table beside the window. After they all sat down, Nan Feng spoke up, “Why do you want to come here to speak about this? Can you ensure others won’t hear us?”
                  Xie Lian replied in a warm tone, “It doesn’t matter. Even if others hear us, they wouldn’t do anything. They would only think we’re mentally ill.”
                  “…”
                  Xie Lian continued to speak, “In order to prevent the three of us from squandering our time like before, let’s get straight to the point. After having calmed down, did you guys think of any plans?”
                  Fu Yao’s eyes lit up as he responded in a cold tone, “Let’s kill it!”
                  Nan Feng snorted. “No sh*t!”
                  Xie Lian said, “Nan Feng, you don’t have to be this fierce. Fu Yao didn’t say anything wrong. The fundamental way to solve this problem is precisely to kill it. The problem is, where do we kill it? Who should we kill? How do we kill it? I suggest…”
                  At this moment, the sound of drums and fanfare once again drifted over from the street. Thus, the three of them looked out of the window.
                  Once again, it was that group of relatives who delivered the bride. The procession of both people and horses drummed their instruments as they yelled. Even their shouting had hints of a roar in it, as if they were afraid others could not hear them. Seeing this scene, Nan Feng frowned before asking, “Wasn’t it said that the native people living in and around the Mount Yu Jun region never dared to make a ruckus or throw a big celebration when they married?”
                  In the ranks of this procession, the people were all strong and sturdy tanned men. Their expressions and their muscles were all stretched tautly as their foreheads were covered in cold sweat. It was as if the thing they were carrying wasn’t a big marriage sedan filled with joy but was instead a guillotine that would seize their souls and cut off their heads, forcing them to death. Xie Lian wondered what kind of person was sitting in that marriage sedan.
                  Pondering for a bit, Xie Lian was about to go out to take a look when a puff of cold wind blasted over. The curtain on one side of the sedan followed the airflow and fluttered upward.
                  The person behind the curtain was using a very strange posture to lie crookedly in the sedan. Her head was also crooked, and what was revealed under her veil was a mouth painted with scarlet red. However, the corners of her smile were overly-exaggerated. The sedan jolted and that veil slid down, exposing a pair of round eyes. Eyes that were staring firmly in their direction.
                  This clearly looked like a woman who had broken her neck and was currently laughing soundlessly at them.
                  Xie Lian didn’t know if it was because the hands of the people carrying the sedan were shaking too much, for that sedan wasn’t very stable. That woman’s head also followed the sedan’s movements and swayed. It swayed and swayed…until THUD! A head fell down and rolled onto the street.
                  And that headless body also fell forward. With a loud bang, the whole person fell out the sedan door.


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