这些英语不好，出国闹的笑话大家一起来乐一乐！

NO1
Alex想打个车回宾馆，于是叫了辆车，司机打电话来问我是哪里人？他骄傲地说我来自中国，中华人民共和国，然后司机就把他电话给撂了，给撂了，撂了，了。。。
Alex："Hello, may I have a taxi to Big Ben?"
出租司机："Of course, where you from?"
Alex："China!"
出租司机："Sorry?"
Alex："China! People's Republic of China!"
电话：嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟…

NO2
阳光："Did you eat anything yet?"
Tina："No."
阳光："So you didn't eat anything."
Tina："Yes..."
阳光犹豫了下，又问："Did you eat?"
Tina说："No."
阳光接着说："So you didn't eat."
Tina："Yes."
这个***到底是吃还是不吃？？？