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第二季第十六集
Jay:You can't have a successful marriage without being a good listener .Sometimes it take a little work sometimes it takes a lot of work and sometimes it's just excruciating.
杰：如果你不是一个好的聆听者那么你就不会有美满的婚姻。有时候得费点小功夫 有时候得花点大功夫 有时候它只是痛苦
第二季第十八集
Mitchell:People can surprise you .You get used to thinking of them one way ,stuck in their roles .They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimenson that you never knew existed.
米奇尔：人们总会出乎你的意料。你为表象所蒙蔽看惯了他们人前的一面，以为眼见为实。这时他们就会出其不意展现出自己深藏不露不为你所知的复杂内心。
第二季第二十二集
Gloria:Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we're with .Or maybe we just pick the people we need. However it works. when you find each other, you should never let go.
歌洛莉亚：也许我们是因为身边的人才成为现在的自己。又或许我们只是挑中了我们需要的人，不管怎样，当你们找到彼此就应该永远都不放手。

第二季第二十三集
Alex: It's ironic that I stand up here representing my classmats when they're so awesome. They should be up here themselves. But I'm up here, and I'm sayin' stuff, because everybody's got their stuff, whether you're popular or a drama geek or a cheerleader or even a nerd like me. We all have our insecurities. We're all just trying to figure out who we are. I guess what I'm trying to say is Don't stop believin' Get this party started.
艾丽克斯：我在此代表我的同学们发言真是有点讽刺 那个他们都很出色。他们都应该自己站在这里。但是我站这里了。我要说的是难言之隐，因为每个人都有自己的难言之隐，不论你是人气王或是滑稽怪人或是啦啦队队长或者像我这样的书呆子。我们都有自己的不足。我们都在努力证明自己。我要说的是永远相信自己 开始狂欢吧。

第三季第一集
Phil: All in all, it was a great vacation. We may have lose a man. But out there on the range, under that great big sky, we found a part of ourselves we never knew was there, just like the horny cowboy said we would.
菲尔：总而言之，这个假期棒极了。或许我们失去了一个人但在茫茫山野苍苍天穹之中我们发现了未曾发现过的真我，真被那个色鬼牛仔说中了。
第三季第三集
Claire:All week long. I'd been tell my girls how to act instead of showing them. But not Phil. Phil could have said"Alex,relax. Don't take everything so seriously"Or “Haley,challenge youself. Don't give up so easily." But instead of talking the talk, Phil walked the walk. And isn't that what we're supposed to do for the people we love? It's definitely a challenge But Phil made it look easy. 7 feet off the ground. Turns out, I've had my super Dunphy all along.
克莱尔：一周来，我教育女儿都是在空口说白话而不是言传身教。但是菲尔不是，菲尔本可以说“艾丽克斯，放松点，别什么事都太较真”或者“海莉，尝试挑战，别轻易放弃”。但是菲尔没有选择言语教导，而是采取实际行动。这难道不正是我们应该为所爱之人做的吗？虽然是个挑战但菲尔让它看起来很简单。七尺之上。原来，超级邓菲一直都在我身边。

第三季第六集
Jay:We all struggle with limitations. Some we're willing to accept And some we're not It's never too late to grow in life.
杰：我们都纠结于为人之限。有一些我们愿意接受还有一些我们不愿接受。永葆童心也未尝不可。
第三季第九集
Cam:There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists but more often than not,the opposite is ture You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun And realists. Well, without the dreamers they might not ever get off the ground
小卡：这个世界上有梦想家也有现实主义者。你可能会觉得梦想家们喜欢聚在一起现实主义者又聚成另外的小集体但是往往二者喜欢混搭在一起。其实梦想家需要现实主义者提醒他们不要把梦想放飞的过高而现实主义者如果没有梦想家的话可能永远无法将梦想放飞。

第三季第十集
Gloria: Family is family. Wherther it's the one you start out with the one that you end up with Or the famly that you goin along the way. Which makes every day December 16th.
歌洛莉亚：家人就是家人。无论是生来就血脉相连的。亦或是相伴余生的又或是开枝散叶收获小的家庭。有家人在每天都是圣诞体验日。
第三季第二十四集
Gloria: There's certain moment in life that you never forget .Like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time I was neverous,I didn't know what I was doing And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again .which is good, because I'm going to do it all over again.
歌洛莉亚：人一辈子有些时刻是永远无法忘怀的。比如我第一次将曼尼拥入怀中我当时很紧张，我不知所措看到他成长让我兴奋不已。随着他慢慢成长为今天的小大人模样，我越来越意识到自己愿意再重来一次。正好，因为我真的要重来一次。（撒花撒花，我们的歌洛莉亚怀孕了）

第三季不小心漏掉了这两集，赶紧补上啦
第三季第二十一集
Manny: The say the important thing in life isn't the destination It's the journey the challenges you face along the way the unexpected twists and turns the disappointments you overcome But they're wrong It's all about the destination.expecially when the destination is your amazing oceanfont hotal.
曼尼：世人常说，生命中最重要的事并非抵达终点，而是旅途本身是一路上遇到的重重挑战是出乎意料的峰回路转，是被你击溃的失望与沮丧。但是人皆错终点才是最重要，尤其是当终点是有超棒海景的酒店时。
第三季第二十二集
Lincoln: If desturction be our lot we are ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live through all times. And in that faith, let us to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
林肯：如果我们注定要灭亡只有自己是自己的掘墓人.在自由人民组成的国家里我们必须经历过种种凭着这信心让我们至终能够恪尽职责像我们心中理解的那样。

第四季第一集
Manny: This is for my new baby brother or sister. "Welcome,little one.open your eyes and take your place.This is where you're meant to be, Nestled in the bosom of your mother" "This is where you're meant to be in the arms of you father. His long, long journey has readied him for this day, though his skin may be loose , his hair but a wisp, and his eyes milky with age...
曼尼：谨以此诗先给我即将到来的弟弟或者妹妹。“欢迎你，小家伙。张开双眼融入这个家吧。这里是你命中注定的归宿，依偎在母亲胸前” “这里是你命中注定的归宿 父亲的怀抱。他的漫长人生造就了今日的他，尽管他的皮肤也许松弛了，他的头发以稀疏，岁月的沉淀让他的眼神浑浊不清......”（后边的内容就没有了，因为本子被杰夺走啦）
第四季第二集
Phil: Take a lesson from parakeets If you're ever feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
菲尔：要有鹦鹉学舌的精神如果你感觉孤单就在镜子前吃饭吧。
Never be afraid to reach for the starts because even if you fall you'll always be wearing a parent-chute.
永远不要害怕摘星星因为就算你跌下来你永远有“父母牌降落伞”防身。
Clair: "Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed."
克莱尔：“结婚要找看起来性感与失望并存的人。”
Alex: "Older black ladies make the best iced tea."
艾丽克斯：“年老的黑人女性做的冰茶最好喝。”
Jay: "Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration,and 2% attention to detail.
杰：“成功来自于1%的灵感，98%的努力以及2%对细节的注意。”
Gloria: "you can tell a lot about a person from his biography."
歌洛莉亚：“通过一个人的自传你可以很好的了解他。”
Luke: "Watch a sunrise at least once a day."
卢克：“一天至少看一次日出”
Manny: "If you love something. set it free, unless it's a tiger."
曼尼：“如果你爱着什么，给他自由，除非它是只老虎。”
Mitchell: "If you're ever in jam, a crayon scruched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache."
米奇尔：“如果你碰到塞车，两嘴嘟起在鼻子下夹支蜡笔就是一撇完美的假胡子。”
Phil: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons life will be all like,"what？！"
菲尔：生活给了你甜甜的柠檬水，你就把它变成酸酸的柠檬（原文是生活给了你柠檬你就把它变成柠檬水）生活就会大吃一惊说，你搞毛啊？！
以上全部来自于菲尔的语录《菲尔之道》

第三季第二十二集
Lincoln: If desturction be our lot we are ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live through all times. And in that faith, let us to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
林肯：如果我们注定要灭亡只有自己是自己的掘墓人.在自由人民组成的国家里,我们必须经历过种种。凭着这信心，让我们至终能够恪尽职责，像我们心中理解的那样。
第四季第一集
Manny: This is for my new baby brother or sister. "Welcome,little one.open your eyes and take your place.This is where you're meant to be, Nestled in the bosom of your mother" "This is where you're meant to be in the arms of you father. His long, long journey has readied him for this day, though his skin may be loose , his hair but a wisp, and his eyes milky with age...
曼尼：谨以此诗献给我即将到来的弟弟或者妹妹。“欢迎你，小家伙。张开双眼融入这个家吧。这里是你命中注定的归宿，依偎在母亲胸前” “这里是你命中注定的归宿 父亲的怀抱。他的漫长人生造就了今日的他，尽管他的皮肤也许松弛了，他的头发已稀疏，岁月的沉淀让他的眼神浑浊不清......”（后边的内容就没有了，因为本子被杰夺走啦）
这两段重新发一下，不好意思啦，出现了错别字还有标点符号不全。

第四季第三集
Jay: I've always seen life like a series of doors. Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through.Sometimes you don't get the choice. But you still gotta walk through. So you can either go kicking and through.So you can either go kicking and screaming or walk through with you head held high.（And, since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through, I just pray it's a healthy, happy kis. And a boy.）
杰：我总把生活看作有许多道门组成。有时候你得选择你要穿过哪道门。有时候你根本无从选择。但你还是得穿过去。所以你可以去猛敲或者叫门或者趾高气昂地穿过。（既然这次我无法选择我要穿越的门我只祈祷生出个健康快乐的孩子。并且最好是男孩。）
第四季第七集
Gloria: Making a child is the easy part. The hard part is everything that comes after. Keeping them safe Making sacrfices for them. And standing by them,even when they let you down.
歌洛莉亚：造人是最简单的。难的是后面接踵而来的事。保护他们的安全。为他们做出牺牲。支持他们，即使他们让你失望。
第四季第十集
Jay: Sometimes I don't understand peope. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons. They convince themselves it'll all work out. Despite all the evidence to the contrary.
杰：有时候我不太理解人类。他们因为最傻的原因做出最疯狂的事。他们说服自己无论怎样都会有好结果。他们会无视所有相反的证据。

第四季第十一集
Haley: New Years is so weird the way it makes you think about time. I think that's why people put so much pressure on themselves to have fun. I mean, I guess I sorta get it. Like right now I wish I could just slow down time, because I am so not ready for him (Luke) to grow up yet.
海莉：新年真奇怪，会让你想到时光流逝。我想正是这样人们才给自己巨大的压力要在新年玩的开心。我想我大概明白了。就像现在我只希望能让时间放慢脚步，因为我完全没有准备好他（卢克）长大成人。
第四季第十二集
Jay: There's all kinds of milestones in life, The kind you expect to live through. The first kiss. Birthdays.Graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two. Or even a new addition to the family. Then there's the kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all.
杰：人生中有着各种里程碑。有你期望经历的。初吻，生日，毕业。如果够幸运，一两次婚礼。甚至家里增添了新成员。还有你从未梦想过会再次经历的时刻。那才是人生中最美妙的。

第四季第十八集
Jay: There are certain queer times and occosions in this strange, mixed affair we call life When a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke. Though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns. And more than suspect that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.
杰：在我们谓之生活的大染缸中，总有奇奇怪怪的时间和场合当一个人把整个世界看作是一个巨大的笑话。尽管那略显智慧但他却并未察觉他竟然毫不怀疑那个笑话其实嘲弄的是他自己而非别人。
第四季第二十一集
Manny: We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love. Some we tell to try to fool ourselves. And some we tell because when you're out of bullets and staring down the barrel of a kalashnikov the only weapon you've got left is guile.
曼尼：我们都在编织着谎言之网有些谎言是为了帮助所爱之人。有些谎言是为了欺骗自己。 有些谎言是因为当子弹用尽，凝视着冲锋枪的枪管时剩下的武器只有诡计。
第四季第二十二集
Manny: What qualifies someone as a here? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me, through. The hero in my family is my family, because of who we are together.
曼尼：什么样的人才有资格被称为英雄？显然英雄必须是我们尊敬的人我们敬仰的人，心胸宽广的人，愿意成长与学习的人，也许是这世上你最爱的人或是尽力享受生活的人不管别人怎么想。不过对我来说我家里的英雄就是我的家人，因为我们在一起就是英雄。

第四季第二十四集
Alex: This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite acter, Paul Newman.One day,he came into the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left it behind. For the first time in my life I did something I wasn't supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customers saw and said, "don't worry. Your secret's saft with me." That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather. So my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probaby too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen.
艾丽克斯：这是一个打火机。原本属于我最喜欢的演员保罗·纽曼。有一天，他来我做服务员的餐厅就餐不小心落下了。我这辈子第一次做了不应该做的事将之据为己有，有一位客人看到了说“别担心。我会帮你保守秘密。” 那位客人后来成为了我的毕生挚爱你的爷爷。所以我最爱的艾丽克斯，可能你太像我了，虽然这也挺好的，但偶尔的不要害怕打破常规。你永远不知道会发生什么好事情。

第五季第二集
Cam: Gentlemen, today is a new beginning. And that can be scary. I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now. But they will success is not guaranteed. It is not handed to you success is earned. Today we are forging a new path, people! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
小卡：先生们，今天是全新的开始。新的开始可能很可怕。我对你们的要求也许你们现在不太明白。但总有一天会懂的。没人可以保证必然胜利，胜利不是唾手可得的是需要争取的。今天我们在开拓一条新的道路，各位！唯一能让我们战胜恐惧的就是恐惧本身。
第五季第六集
Andy: Life isn't easy. Sometimes we just need a little help. Getting you confidence back, getting on the same page, getting out of your onw way. Or just getting moving. And I'm please as punch to be the one.
安迪：生活并不容易。有时我们只需要一点点帮助来重拾自信来达成一致，来释放自己或者就是运动起来，我很高兴做这个助手。