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第三季第十集
Gloria: Family is family. Wherther it's the one you start out with the one that you end up with Or the famly that you goin along the way. Which makes every day December 16th.
歌洛莉亚：家人就是家人。无论是生来就血脉相连的。亦或是相伴余生的又或是开枝散叶收获小的家庭。有家人在每天都是圣诞体验日。
第三季第二十四集
Gloria: There's certain moment in life that you never forget .Like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time I was neverous,I didn't know what I was doing And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again .which is good, because I'm going to do it all over again.
歌洛莉亚：人一辈子有些时刻是永远无法忘怀的。比如我第一次将曼尼拥入怀中我当时很紧张，我不知所措看到他成长让我兴奋不已。随着他慢慢成长为今天的小大人模样，我越来越意识到自己愿意再重来一次。正好，因为我真的要重来一次。（撒花撒花，我们的歌洛莉亚怀孕了）

第三季不小心漏掉了这两集，赶紧补上啦
第三季第二十一集
Manny: The say the important thing in life isn't the destination It's the journey the challenges you face along the way the unexpected twists and turns the disappointments you overcome But they're wrong It's all about the destination.expecially when the destination is your amazing oceanfont hotal.
曼尼：世人常说，生命中最重要的事并非抵达终点，而是旅途本身是一路上遇到的重重挑战是出乎意料的峰回路转，是被你击溃的失望与沮丧。但是人皆错终点才是最重要，尤其是当终点是有超棒海景的酒店时。
第三季第二十二集
Lincoln: If desturction be our lot we are ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live through all times. And in that faith, let us to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
林肯：如果我们注定要灭亡只有自己是自己的掘墓人.在自由人民组成的国家里我们必须经历过种种凭着这信心让我们至终能够恪尽职责像我们心中理解的那样。

第四季第一集
Manny: This is for my new baby brother or sister. "Welcome,little one.open your eyes and take your place.This is where you're meant to be, Nestled in the bosom of your mother" "This is where you're meant to be in the arms of you father. His long, long journey has readied him for this day, though his skin may be loose , his hair but a wisp, and his eyes milky with age...
曼尼：谨以此诗先给我即将到来的弟弟或者妹妹。“欢迎你，小家伙。张开双眼融入这个家吧。这里是你命中注定的归宿，依偎在母亲胸前” “这里是你命中注定的归宿 父亲的怀抱。他的漫长人生造就了今日的他，尽管他的皮肤也许松弛了，他的头发以稀疏，岁月的沉淀让他的眼神浑浊不清......”（后边的内容就没有了，因为本子被杰夺走啦）
第四季第二集
Phil: Take a lesson from parakeets If you're ever feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
菲尔：要有鹦鹉学舌的精神如果你感觉孤单就在镜子前吃饭吧。
Never be afraid to reach for the starts because even if you fall you'll always be wearing a parent-chute.
永远不要害怕摘星星因为就算你跌下来你永远有“父母牌降落伞”防身。
Clair: "Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed."
克莱尔：“结婚要找看起来性感与失望并存的人。”
Alex: "Older black ladies make the best iced tea."
艾丽克斯：“年老的黑人女性做的冰茶最好喝。”
Jay: "Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration,and 2% attention to detail.
杰：“成功来自于1%的灵感，98%的努力以及2%对细节的注意。”
Gloria: "you can tell a lot about a person from his biography."
歌洛莉亚：“通过一个人的自传你可以很好的了解他。”
Luke: "Watch a sunrise at least once a day."
卢克：“一天至少看一次日出”
Manny: "If you love something. set it free, unless it's a tiger."
曼尼：“如果你爱着什么，给他自由，除非它是只老虎。”
Mitchell: "If you're ever in jam, a crayon scruched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache."
米奇尔：“如果你碰到塞车，两嘴嘟起在鼻子下夹支蜡笔就是一撇完美的假胡子。”
Phil: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons life will be all like,"what？！"
菲尔：生活给了你甜甜的柠檬水，你就把它变成酸酸的柠檬（原文是生活给了你柠檬你就把它变成柠檬水）生活就会大吃一惊说，你搞毛啊？！
以上全部来自于菲尔的语录《菲尔之道》

第三季第二十二集
Lincoln: If desturction be our lot we are ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live through all times. And in that faith, let us to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
林肯：如果我们注定要灭亡只有自己是自己的掘墓人.在自由人民组成的国家里,我们必须经历过种种。凭着这信心，让我们至终能够恪尽职责，像我们心中理解的那样。
第四季第一集
Manny: This is for my new baby brother or sister. "Welcome,little one.open your eyes and take your place.This is where you're meant to be, Nestled in the bosom of your mother" "This is where you're meant to be in the arms of you father. His long, long journey has readied him for this day, though his skin may be loose , his hair but a wisp, and his eyes milky with age...
曼尼：谨以此诗献给我即将到来的弟弟或者妹妹。“欢迎你，小家伙。张开双眼融入这个家吧。这里是你命中注定的归宿，依偎在母亲胸前” “这里是你命中注定的归宿 父亲的怀抱。他的漫长人生造就了今日的他，尽管他的皮肤也许松弛了，他的头发已稀疏，岁月的沉淀让他的眼神浑浊不清......”（后边的内容就没有了，因为本子被杰夺走啦）
这两段重新发一下，不好意思啦，出现了错别字还有标点符号不全。

第四季第三集
Jay: I've always seen life like a series of doors. Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through.Sometimes you don't get the choice. But you still gotta walk through. So you can either go kicking and through.So you can either go kicking and screaming or walk through with you head held high.（And, since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through, I just pray it's a healthy, happy kis. And a boy.）
杰：我总把生活看作有许多道门组成。有时候你得选择你要穿过哪道门。有时候你根本无从选择。但你还是得穿过去。所以你可以去猛敲或者叫门或者趾高气昂地穿过。（既然这次我无法选择我要穿越的门我只祈祷生出个健康快乐的孩子。并且最好是男孩。）
第四季第七集
Gloria: Making a child is the easy part. The hard part is everything that comes after. Keeping them safe Making sacrfices for them. And standing by them,even when they let you down.
歌洛莉亚：造人是最简单的。难的是后面接踵而来的事。保护他们的安全。为他们做出牺牲。支持他们，即使他们让你失望。
第四季第十集
Jay: Sometimes I don't understand peope. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons. They convince themselves it'll all work out. Despite all the evidence to the contrary.
杰：有时候我不太理解人类。他们因为最傻的原因做出最疯狂的事。他们说服自己无论怎样都会有好结果。他们会无视所有相反的证据。

第四季第十八集
Jay: There are certain queer times and occosions in this strange, mixed affair we call life When a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke. Though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns. And more than suspect that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.
杰：在我们谓之生活的大染缸中，总有奇奇怪怪的时间和场合当一个人把整个世界看作是一个巨大的笑话。尽管那略显智慧但他却并未察觉他竟然毫不怀疑那个笑话其实嘲弄的是他自己而非别人。
第四季第二十一集
Manny: We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love. Some we tell to try to fool ourselves. And some we tell because when you're out of bullets and staring down the barrel of a kalashnikov the only weapon you've got left is guile.
曼尼：我们都在编织着谎言之网有些谎言是为了帮助所爱之人。有些谎言是为了欺骗自己。 有些谎言是因为当子弹用尽，凝视着冲锋枪的枪管时剩下的武器只有诡计。
第四季第二十二集
Manny: What qualifies someone as a here? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me, through. The hero in my family is my family, because of who we are together.
曼尼：什么样的人才有资格被称为英雄？显然英雄必须是我们尊敬的人我们敬仰的人，心胸宽广的人，愿意成长与学习的人，也许是这世上你最爱的人或是尽力享受生活的人不管别人怎么想。不过对我来说我家里的英雄就是我的家人，因为我们在一起就是英雄。

第四季第二十四集
Alex: This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite acter, Paul Newman.One day,he came into the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left it behind. For the first time in my life I did something I wasn't supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customers saw and said, "don't worry. Your secret's saft with me." That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather. So my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probaby too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen.
艾丽克斯：这是一个打火机。原本属于我最喜欢的演员保罗·纽曼。有一天，他来我做服务员的餐厅就餐不小心落下了。我这辈子第一次做了不应该做的事将之据为己有，有一位客人看到了说“别担心。我会帮你保守秘密。” 那位客人后来成为了我的毕生挚爱你的爷爷。所以我最爱的艾丽克斯，可能你太像我了，虽然这也挺好的，但偶尔的不要害怕打破常规。你永远不知道会发生什么好事情。

第五季第二集
Cam: Gentlemen, today is a new beginning. And that can be scary. I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now. But they will success is not guaranteed. It is not handed to you success is earned. Today we are forging a new path, people! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
小卡：先生们，今天是全新的开始。新的开始可能很可怕。我对你们的要求也许你们现在不太明白。但总有一天会懂的。没人可以保证必然胜利，胜利不是唾手可得的是需要争取的。今天我们在开拓一条新的道路，各位！唯一能让我们战胜恐惧的就是恐惧本身。
第五季第六集
Andy: Life isn't easy. Sometimes we just need a little help. Getting you confidence back, getting on the same page, getting out of your onw way. Or just getting moving. And I'm please as punch to be the one.
安迪：生活并不容易。有时我们只需要一点点帮助来重拾自信来达成一致，来释放自己或者就是运动起来，我很高兴做这个助手。

第五季第十集
Luck: People love getting new things. But the best stuff has a story behind it. A lot of times, it's only after we get rid of something that we realize how much we miss it. And things that seem worthless suddenly turn out to be super valuable maybe even precious.
卢克：每个人都喜欢礼物。但最美好的礼物总有背后的故事。很多时候只有在我们抛弃了某些东西我们才会发现这东西多重要一些看似毫无价值的东西突然间成了价值连城的物品，也许变得更加珍贵。
第五季第十六集
Mitchell Cam Gloria: we all want people to think the best of us. So sometime we cover things up to protect ourselves But we don't have to be afraid. Because the truth is always a good thing. The truth sets us free brings us closer.
米奇尔，小卡，歌洛莉亚：我们总想让别人看到最好的自己。所以有时候我们会隐藏一些事情来自我保护。不过我们不需要害怕。因为真相总是好事.真相让我们自由，让我们更亲近。

第五季第二十集
Alex: What is a bridge? It's a connecter a supporter and sometimes it's a metaphor for the love.
艾丽克斯：什么是桥，它是连接物支持物，有时还可以比作爱。
第五季第二十一集
Manny: It's scary to let people see the real you, even when those people are your own family. But aren't they the ones we should be least worried about, the ones who will love us without judging, who forgive our faults and celebrate our imperfetions？Maybe even encourage us to let our ture selves shine through? (Jay: wait wait Hang on. wait wait. Okey.Manny: I think you look beautiful Gloria: I look old. All my cousins are going to see this Click the button that makes my wrinkles go away)
曼尼：让其他人见到真正的你是很可怕的，即使你的家人也是如此。但他们应该是我们最不必担心的人。他们会不会带有色眼镜地爱我们会原谅我们的错误为我们的不完美而庆祝甚至鼓励我们展现真实的自己（杰：等一下，等一下 好了。曼尼：我觉得你看起来很美丽啊。歌洛莉亚：我看起来很老。我的表姐们会看到的，快按按钮把我的皱纹给弄没）哈哈哈，一贯的风格 温情开始 幽默结尾。

第五季第二十四集
Clair: I remember it like it was yesterday the day that Mitchell came home from the hosptal in a very unfashionable white diaper with three strands of scraggly raggedy Andy hair. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother, his Nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was his first partner. And I loved every minute of it. So naturally, I was a little picky when it came to who was going to be replacing me, and then I met this Cam. And sure, he was warm and funny and loving. I wondered, “was he really everything I wanted for my brother? was he really the best person?” No I'm the best person. And now I am very pleased to raise a glass and introduce for the first time ever on our fourth try great husbands, Mitch and Cam.
克莱尔：记忆中好像就是昨天的事那天米切尔从医院回到家里穿着条过时的白色尿布头上是三股散乱的头发。我们总是形影不离。我是他的大姐，他的大哥，他的宿仇，他的护花使者，他的最佳密友。我是他的第一个伙伴。珍惜我们在一起的每一分钟。自然地，当发现有人要代替我的地位时我有点吹毛求疵，然后我见到了小卡。当然，他温暖，有趣，有爱。我在想“他真的是我希望我弟弟能拥有的一切吗? 他真的是最佳人选吗？” 不，我才是最佳人选（伴人）。现在我非常开心能举起酒杯在努力了四次之后终于能有机会介绍了不起的新人们，小切和小卡。

第六季第五集
Phil: On my honor, I promise to aid in man's quest for shelter, to recognize I'm not just in the business of houses I'm in the business of dreams in the shape of houses. To disclose all illegal additions, shoddy construction, murders and ghosts and to put my clients' needs before my own.
菲尔：以我的名誉起誓，我必须为这位先生找到居所，我发现了自己的工作不是买卖房屋这么简单而是为了让大家能住上梦想中的房子，我要公开一切非法添加部分，例如劣质建筑材料，凶杀案，闹鬼，将客户需求放在第一位。
第六季第十集
Lily: When I grow up I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby.
莉莉：等我长大后我想生几个孩子。首先，我想找一个完美的丈夫一个能关爱照顾我的人，然后我们会生一个孩子.
第六季第二十一集
Alex: No one wins anything without help from family and friends who steer you away from bad ideas and toward good ones. Because every time anyone accomplishes anything he ore she achieves it with the help of a thousand silent heroes the selfless team players who offer their support, not to be recognized, but because it's the right thing to do. Awards aren't usually given out for being a good person, but today They are.
艾丽克斯：如果没有家人朋友帮你出谋划策没有人可以成功然后变得更好因为每一次有所成绩的时候那都是通过好多沉默英雄的帮忙才完成的。无私贡献自己的力量而不求回报的伙伴们因为他们知道应该怎么做奖项并不总是颁给了好人，但是今天的确如此。

第六季第二十二集
This is a land where people of vastly different cultures are brought together by their willingness to work hard and their desire to succed. This is a land made great by people standing up for what they believe. This is a beacon of freedom. Welcome to the United States of Amrica.
在这片土地上不同种族的人相互融合，他们努力工作实现梦想。这是一片伟大的国土人们坚持自己的信仰。这是自由的灯塔。欢迎来到美利坚合众国。
第六季第二十三集
Gloria: parents make so many mistakes with their children. But it's only because we're trying so hard to make them happy. trying so hard to keep them close. Even though we know we can't.
歌洛莉亚：父母总是会在孩子身上犯很多错误，但这都是因为我们想尽一切办法想让他们开心。尽全力把他们留在身边。即使我们知道不可以。

第七季第八集
Jay: Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves? It's not fate or chance or cliches like the hear wants the heart wants we choose our partners because they represent The unfinished business from our childhood And we choose them Because they manifest the qualities we wish we had In doing so,in choosing such a challenging partner,And working to give them what they need, We chart a course for our own growth.
杰：我们为什么要选择与自己截然不同的伴侣？这并非是命运和偶然或什么心心相吸的陈陈词滥调我们选择对方因为他们代表着我们自儿时以来未完成的梦想。我们选择对方因为他们有着我们自己所期望的特质。如此，当我们选择了难搞定的伴侣时我们为了满足他们而努力时我们也在成长。
第七季第二十集
Mitchell: It's not always easy to ask for what you want, whether it's a little romance or a little help or a little respect. So I admire you for asking we bother know why they're asking.No you may not use our upstairs apartment for an after party.
米奇尔：向别人开口寻求你想要的东西并不容易，不管是一点点浪漫一点点帮助还是一点点尊重所以我很欣赏你们开口。我们都知道他们的目的。不行，你们不能用我们家楼上公寓开余兴派对。