"Alright, ya'll. This is a roll call. Let me s ee you, Big City, Live City, Rip City, Mexi co City, China. London.
"Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the b eard (James Harden). All you baby sizes . Shag sizes. No, really —Shaq sizes (as we see a shot of Shaquille O'Neal danci ng with Jabbawockeez during his introd uction at the 2009 All-Star Game)."
NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me se e you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog re aders. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me se e you floor seats (we get a shot of Griff en diving into the crowd), family seats, your momma's seats (as Durant kisses him mom), best seats in the house.
"Let's see you legends (Larry Bird and Magic Johnosn), coaches, trainers. You t oo, rookie (Derek Fisher). Both of you ( Steve Kerr). Pick No. 1 (Andrew Wiggins ). Pick No. 2 (Jabari Parker). Pick No. 28 (Tony Parker, who was drafted by the S purs in 2001). Pick of the Year."
Then we see James being introduced wi th his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, th at's gonna be fun. Let's see you dancers ,ring leaders, real leaders (a shot of mil itary personnel). Guy coming off the be nch. Guy leaving the bench behind. Pas sers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"
"Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the b eard (James Harden). All you baby sizes . Shag sizes. No, really —Shaq sizes (as we see a shot of Shaquille O'Neal danci ng with Jabbawockeez during his introd uction at the 2009 All-Star Game)."
NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me se e you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog re aders. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me se e you floor seats (we get a shot of Griff en diving into the crowd), family seats, your momma's seats (as Durant kisses him mom), best seats in the house.
"Let's see you legends (Larry Bird and Magic Johnosn), coaches, trainers. You t oo, rookie (Derek Fisher). Both of you ( Steve Kerr). Pick No. 1 (Andrew Wiggins ). Pick No. 2 (Jabari Parker). Pick No. 28 (Tony Parker, who was drafted by the S purs in 2001). Pick of the Year."
Then we see James being introduced wi th his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, th at's gonna be fun. Let's see you dancers ,ring leaders, real leaders (a shot of mil itary personnel). Guy coming off the be nch. Guy leaving the bench behind. Pas sers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"
