Now, those who know me, if you ask them, will tell you that I*m a chump. My Aunt Agatha would testify to this effect. So would my Uncle Percy and many more of my nearest and – if you like to use the expression – dearest. Well, I don*t mind. I admit it. I am a chump. But what I do say – and I should like to lay the greatest possible stress on this – is that every now and then, just when the populace has given up hope that I will ever show any real human intelligence – I get what it is idle to pretend is not an inspiration. And that*s what happened now. I doubt if the idea that came to me at this juncture whould have occurred to a single one of any dozen of the largest-brained blokes in history. Napoleon might have got it, but I*ll bet Darwin and Shakespeare and Thomas Hardy wouldn*t have thought of it in a thousand years.
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Hahahahahahaha

I tapped her on the arm with a grave forefinger.
"Nobby," I said, "there has been a bit of mix-up. What*s that word that begins with *con*?"
"Con?"
"I*ve heard Jeeves use it. There*s a cat in it somewhere."
"What on earth are you drivelling about?"
"Concatenation," I sadi, getting it. "Owing to an unfortunate concatenation of circumstances, Stilton is viwing me with concern. He has got the idea rooted in his bean that I*ve come down here to try to steal Florence from him."
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concatenation, lol

"You don*t mean you have an idea?"
"Yes, sir."
"But you told me just now you hadn*t."
"Yes, sir. But since then have been giving the matter some thought, and am now in a position to say *Eureka!*"
"Say what?|
"Eureka, sir. Like Archimedes."
"Did he say Eureka? I thought it was Shakespeare."

Aromanticism in Jeeves and Wooster
http://anagnori.tumblr.com/post/70828701340/aromanticism-in-jeeves-and-wooster
这篇文章让我彻底明白为什么我通常不喜欢romantic小说，却狂热地爱上了P.G. Wodehouse的"romantic comedy"风格的小说，原来P.G. Wodehouse小说中的人物，特别是我最喜欢的Bertie Wooster，本质上是aromantic的，难怪Bertie Wooster和Wodehouse本人能强烈地引发我的共鸣感（以前就觉得除了他们good-natured的性格，一定还有其他与众不同吸引我的东西）。
也因同样的原因，我一直不喜欢将Bertie和Jeeves配对（以前以为自己不喜欢这两人成为CP的原因是Jeeves控制欲太强了，不喜欢这样的情侣关系）。不过那么多人都把Jeeves and Wooster当作同性恋小说来看，只能无可奈何，绝大多数人都觉得一个人没有爱情的感觉不可理喻（即使有些人能理解asexual）。叹气……

三个关于Bertie取向问题的讨论，看来读者中认为Bertie是gay和认为Bertie是aro-ace的人都各有相当比例
http://www.thevalve.org/go/valve/article/whats_up_jeeves_and_wooster/
http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/229stj/how_does_jeeves_feel_about_wooster/
http://ask.metafilter.com/183134/Also-looking-for-Gussie-FinkNottle-Newt-slash-fiction
这两篇文章都提到了Wodehouse本人是asexual（也许aro)。而Bertie Wooster这个角色在性格上有许多他本人的投影。
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/3623380/More-of-a-Wooster-than-a-Jeeves.html
http://www.economist.com/node/3398668

虽然Wodehouse及其他笔下的角色是asexual，但居然有三位Wodehouse小说人物被排进了这个榜：111 Male Characters Of British Literature, In Order Of Bangability
http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/111-male-characters-of-british-literature-in-order-of-bangability
荷尔蒙的力量，囧
65. Reginald Jeeves ("Extricating Young Gussie")
87. Bertram Wooster ("Extricating Young Gussie")
106. Gussie Fink-Nottle (Right Ho, Jeeves) 笑抽……