前排还是我的

在球球空间看到这个整个人都不好了

1.her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
她的头发在雨中闪烁，就像打喷嚏之后的鼻毛。
你这么形容你女朋友你女朋友不会打屎你吗

2.the little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
小船轻轻飘过湖面，那景象恰恰是一个保龄球做不到的。
我也很想看看保龄球飘过湖面！

3.her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
她的双眼就像两个棕色的大圆圈，中心各有一个大圆点。
我的眼睛也有大圆点

回来了继续更

4.her vocabulary was as bad as,like,whatever.
她的词汇量很差，差的就像，那什么似的。
差到什么样让你词穷了？

6.the hailstones leaped from the pavement,just maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
冰雹从人行道上溅起来，好像被扔进油锅炸的蛆。
好像被扔进油锅炸的蛆

7.John and Mary had never met.They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
约翰和玛丽从没有见过面。他们就像两只从来也没见过面的蜂鸟一样。
这个真心太屌了。。。

9.it came down the stairs looking very much like something no noe had ever seen before.
它从楼梯上滚下来，样子好像一个任何人都前所未见的东西。
那是什么

10.the ballerina rose gracefull en pointe and extemded one slender leg behind her,like a dog at a fire hydrant.
芭蕾舞演员优雅的在身后轻轻抬起一条腿，就像消防栓边的一条狗一般。
这个真心笑尿了，像消防栓边的一条狗一样

11.the revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rudeshock,like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
妻子的不忠让他30的婚姻土崩瓦解——当他意识到这一点时，他收到了强烈的震撼，仿佛先前不会收附加费的自动提款机突然开始收取附加费了一样。
你媳妇出轨居然让你想到了ATM机！

我决定不打英文了！
毕竟学霸辣么少！