对了原楼主的吐槽我不加了

座头鲸心说鬼才信嘞！你就不能编一个在街头发现被车撞死的猫猫狗狗，因为你喜欢小动物所以带回来安葬之类的比较有逻辑性的谎话么？
A humpback whale heart wiz letter! Can't you make up a street that was hit by a car in dogs and cats, because of the small animal you like so back buried like comparison logic lies?
座头鲸心鬼才信！你不能弥补一条街，被犬、猫的车，因为小动物你很喜欢比较逻辑埋的谎言吗？

你们没资格！说到底你在我们眼里不过是玩具！和狗没区别！我们在你身上花钱摸摸你们的毛，不过是你们能讨我们喜欢！我们叫你们宝贝你们还以为自己真是宝贝了？我不喜欢一条狗就送它去韩国店里做狗肉火锅！我们不喜欢你们就……
You do not have the qualifications! At the end of the day you in our eyes but is a toy! And the dog didn't distinguish! We spend money to touch your hair on your body, but you can make our love! We call you baby you thought I really treasure? I don't like a dog to send it to the South Korean store meat Hot pot! We don't like you......
你没资格！在一天结束我们的眼睛，但你是个玩具！和狗没区别！我们花钱去触摸你的头发在你的身上，但你可以让我们的爱！我们叫你宝贝，你以为我真的珍惜？我不喜欢狗送到韩国商店肉火锅！我们不喜欢你......

肥婆忽然刹住了。长刀横在她的喉间，刀锋微微陷入皮肤，她如果再说话，喉部运动起来就会被刀锋切开。楚子航握刀的手背上，青筋暴起。
凯撒慢悠悠地转过身去：“我最讨厌看见别人粗暴地对待女性了……所以只能转过身去。
A fat woman to stop suddenly. Knife across her throat, blade slightly into the skin, if she spoke again, the movement will be blade cut throat. Chu Zihang holding a knife in hand, throbbed. Kaiser slowly turned around: 'I hate to see someone rude to women...... So they turned to.
一个胖女人突然停止。在她喉咙的刀，叶片稍到皮肤上，如果她再次开口，该运动将刀片割喉。楚zihang握着刀的手，悸动。Kaiser慢慢转过身来：“我恨见有人......粗鲁的女人所以他们转向。

请恕我直言，牛郎的生活并非像您说的那样，如果我们真的只是犬类，那么犬类陪伴的您也会觉得身份被降低了吧？
Please forgive me, his life is not like what you said, if we really just the dogs, the dogs to accompany you will feel identity is reduced?
请原谅我，他的生活是不是像你说的那样，如果我们真的只狗，陪你会降低身份的狗吗？

肥婆吃了一口煎蛋，心里默默地流下泪来。煎蛋的火候恰到好处。散发着淡淡的松茸香。其实也没有好吃到非得流泪的地步，但她吃到万千女性梦寐以求的、风间大师手制的早餐，这辈子都值了。
Fat to eat Fried Eggs, silently tears. Fried Eggs can be just perfect. Exudes a touch of fragrance of Tricholoma matsutake. In fact, no good to have one point, but she eat 10000 women dream of, between the wind master hand made
脂肪吃煎蛋，默默流泪。煎蛋可以是完美的。散发着淡淡的松茸香味。事实上，有一点不好，但她吃了10000个女人的梦想，风间主手了

有人电话找BasaraKing，听声音似乎是Sakura。”藤原勘助握着话筒说。恺撒接过话筒：“是我，你居然没死？”
“差一点点，不过先不说这个。”路明非贼兮兮地'“我给你个地址，你和师兄快打个车赶过来，别问为什么也别告诉任何人，过来看一眼你们就明白了！
Some people call BasaraKing, listen to the sound seems to be Sakura.' Fujiwara Nasuke took the microphone. Caesar took the microphone: 'is me, you didn't die?' 'A little, but not to say this.' Lu Mingfei thief Xi Xi ''I give you the address, you and he soon hit a car come, don't ask why don't tell anyone, come over to see one eye you will understand!
有些人说basaraking，听声音好像是樱花的藤原nasuke接过话筒。恺撒把话筒：“是我，你没死？”一点，但不是这样说。‘路明非贼兮兮我给你的地址，你和他很快撞上一辆车来了，别问我为什么不告诉任何人，过来看一眼你会明白！

他们三个并肩走到前台要求“一间房三个人’’的时候，老板娘带着狐疑甚至毹既的表情上下打量他们，然后长叹一声，把钥匙扔给他们。
The three of them walked to the front desk for 'a room three person '' time, the boss with a suspicious or rug can look over them, and then draw a deep sigh, throw the key to their.
他们三人走到前台的一间三人的时间，与一个可疑的或地毯老板可以看看，然后长叹一声，把他们的关键。

这个说法值得商榷!是我被她挟持了才对!我是弱势的那—方！”路明非严正申明
This statement is questionable! I was she took to the party! I was weak!' Lu Mingfei solemnly declare
这种说法是值得怀疑的！我是她的人！我太软弱了！”路明非郑重声明【我•是•她•的•人？！路大少，我真佩服你，这告白，真心直白

墙上挂着三套女装，赤裸裸地揭露了对面那家酒店的真相，一套透明的粉红色睡裙，一套是高筒皮靴配包臀短裙，一套是黑裙缎带白丝袜的女仆装，居然还配道具扫帚。
On the wall hang three dresses, lay bare the truth of opposite the hotel, a set of transparent pink Nightgown, a tall canister boots with bag hip skirt, a black skirt ribbon white silk stockings maid outfit, even with the props.
墙上挂着三件衣服，躺赤裸的对面的酒店的真理，一套粉红色的透明睡衣，一个高筒靴包臀裙，黑色的裙子带白色丝袜女仆装，甚至与道具。

“你终于来看我啦，哥哥。”垂死的小魔鬼抬起头看着他，眼睛是两个血洞，“我听出你的脚步声啦，我知道这个世界上只有你，是一定会来看我的。”
'You finally come to see me, brother.' The dying little devil looked up at him, eyes is the two hole, 'I hear your footsteps, I know in this world only then you, will come to see me.'
“你终于来找我，哥哥。”死小鬼抬头看着他，眼睛是两个洞，我听到你的脚步声，我知道只有你在这个世界上，要来看我。”【死小鬼。。。泽殿，你快灭了度娘吧

龙信什么教？神龙教么？
Long letter what to teach? The mystic dragons?
长信什么教？神秘的龙？

“对不起 ”这种话说出来总是太晚，那我们又为何要说呢？
"I'm sorry" this word is always too late, then why should we say?
“对不起”这句话总是太晚，那么我们为什么要说？

其实不曾有一个人能取代另一个人，所谓的取代，不过是以前的那个人被遗忘了。
In fact, there has never been a person can be replaced with another one, the so-called replaced, but the man had forgotten.
事实上，没有一个人可以换一个，所谓的更换，但他忘了。

从此以后，有公义的冠冕为你留存。
From now on, the crown of righteousness has retained for you.
从现在开始，有公义的冠冕为你保留。