people talking about despaircest like the fact that its incest is the worst thing about it confuse me because in case you’ve forgotten junko also murdered her sister essentially for kicks
anonymous asked: I'm actually laughing at the fact that you people think spamming a tag will make the shippers drop everything and go home, or rethink their morals related to the ship. I can't stop laughing. I may even die laughing. I wish I would, so I wouldn't have to breathe the same air as people like you anymore. If you're trying to solve some worldwide problem, this is the last place you're going to solve it. I can conclude then that your only goal is to be an asshole and an attention whore on purpose. I’m actually laughing at the fact that you people think spamming a tag will make the shippers drop everything and go home, or rethink their morals related to the ship. I can’t stop laughing. I may even die laughing. I wish I would, so I wouldn’t have to breathe the same air as people like you anymore. If you’re trying to solve some worldwide problem, this is the last place you’re going to solve it. I can conclude then that your only goal is to be an asshole and an attention whore on purpose.
Firearms Training (Junko x Mukuro) SCRIPT Written by: Tyler Mukuro stands at the firing range, shooting at paper targets. She finishes the magazine before taking off her earphones laying down the handgun on the counter. Suddenly there is applause from behind her. Junko: Good job sis! Every shot on the bullseye! Mukuro: You know it’s not smart to walk behind someone armed with a gun. Especially if they’ve seen combat. You’re lucky I’ve got some level of self control. Junko: Oh, Mukuro~ You know I trust you… Junko walks behind her sister and gives her a hug Junko: And I love it when you lose your self control~ Mukuro: Oh shush… Why are you here? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you here at the firing range. Junko: Because I wanted to see why you like all these guns! Maybe learn to shoot while I’m here. Mukuro: …You expect me to believe that? I know you don’t like getting your hands dirty yourself. Junko: Why are you so mean to me sis? I just want to hang out with you… Mukuro: Because you’re practically an evil mastermind and I know you’re pretty manipulative. The two staredown each other, Junko giving the puppy dog eyes. Finally Mukuro sighs. Mukuro: Fine, fine… Here, take… Take this. This is a Glock 17 handgun. 9mm rounds, muzzle velocity of 375 meters per second, 50 meter effective range, 17 round box magazine with standard iron sights. Got it from an op in Pakistan. She loads the handgun and hands it off to Junko Junko: Ooooh! This is fancy! Mukuro: H-hey! Don’t point a loaded gun at anyone you don’t want to shoot! Keep your finger off the trigger, and keep the safety on until you plan on opening fire. Now… Step up to the counter here… and point your gun at the target. Junko does as she is told, all with a big smile on her face Junko: Alright! I’m like gunslinger girl! Mukuro: Not with a stance like that… Mukuro gets close against Junko, adjusting her arms and shoulders and hands, making sure she’s ready and safe. Junko: I didn’t realize you were in the mood for a snuggle~ Did you let me shoot a gun just so you can get your hands all over me? Mukuro: You know you’re the one who told me to do this… Now, keep this arm locked, this arm bent to stabilize… Make sure your wrists are firm. You don’t want them too loose or you’ll throw your aim off, but if you’re too strong you’ll lock your wrists and end up straining your muscles. You want the recoil to go to your elbows and shoulders, not your wrists. Just before you fire, take a breath. Alright? Junko: Alright… Junko takes a breath and fires off three rounds before putting down th egun Mukuro: Impressive for someone who claims to never have fired a gun. Good spread, All within the first ring… Junko: Yes! Pretty good! And with only three shots! *she reached over to pick up a casing* Mukuro: No! Don’t! Junko cries out in pain as she burns her hand on the shell Mukuro: Dammit, I told you not to… There is a mini explosion in the gun… The metal is hot… Junko: It hurts… Can you kiss it to make it better…? Mukuro: You’re such a dork… But I can’t see you like this… She sighs and takes Junko’s hand, gently kissing her fingers. Finally she notices the lack of burns. Mukuro: Wait… What? She kneels down and picks up the shell casing Junko touched, realizing it was an older one from before Junko entered. Mukuro: You tricked me… For once you legitimately tricked me… Junko: Awwww, I’m sorry sis… I just wanted a little affection… Mukuro: …Honestly, I’m a little impressed. Picking up an old casing to get me to kiss your hands… She leans over and kisses her sister. Junko: I know you really care sis~ Anyways, I’ve had my fun. I’ll let you finish shooting. You were right when you said I wasn’t into getting my hands dirty. Mukuro: Alright. Hopefully you won’t have any more surprises for me. Junko: You know I will cutie~ And with Junko’s exit, we finish
i was meant to draw christmas cards for both lee ( junko-and-the-diamonds) and fran ( sexyragecomics) but i haven’t had time for that until now this one is for lee, fran urs is coming soon
24 Days of Despair Advent Calendar Masterpost No one asked for it, but I’m making this up anyway! Meant to do it Christmas day but then there wasn’t a computer for me to use and that kind of fucked my whole holiday up. Day 1 (sketch) Day 2 (fic) Day 3 (translation) Day 4 (drawing) Day 5 (possibly the most pretentious fic I’ve ever written) Day 6 (text convo) Day 7 (fic) Day 8 (fic) Day 9 (music) Day 10 (sketch) Day 11 (fic) Day 12 (text convo) Day 13 (music) Day 14 (drawing) Day 15 (comic) Day 16 (fic, gift for actualmukuroandymir) Day 17 (fic) Day 18 (audio) Day 19 (fic) Day 20 (video) Day 21 (sprites, gift from animmaculateconcept) Day 22 (mega fic Chapter I) Day 23 (mega fic Chapter II) Day 24 (mega fic Chapter III)