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Mr wiggles:如果你是HipHop

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-If the Only Question you have about HIP HOP is "How do I Get an Agent?"YOUR NOT HIP HOP!
-If You Call yourself HIP HOP, But you Only Dance to POP Music =/Your Not HIP HOP!!
-If You Call yourself HIP HOP, Yet 90% of whats on your iPod is POP Music >=/ Your Not HIP HOP!!!...
-If you Think the 4 Elements of HIP HOP are, Class, Auditions, Choreography, and Tanning....Guess what...lolstay the F*ck away from me......
-If you Call your self a HIP HOP Dancer and you Can't Dance to BREAK BEATS or JAMES BROWN!!!Your NOT HIP HOP!!!
-If you think HIP HOP Dance is Choreo, and BBOYS are BREAKDANCERSYour F&ckin Crazy!
-If You Claim to Teach HIP HOP Dance, Yet your Choreography Resembles WEST SIDE STORY or SWEET CHARITY, or REFERENCES BOB FOSSIEYour NOT HIP HOP!!! at ALL!!
-If you keep saying to yourself "I Have to work on my Freestyle"YOU ARE IN NO WAY, A Freakin HIP HOP DANCER!
-If you enter a HIP HOP GROUP Dance Contest and you start your Routine WACKING and end it in a JAZZ POSE >=OYOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP!!!
-If you still haven't got SMOKED by a Kid from the HOOD, who never TOOK Class a Day in His or Her LIFE....=/You have not been Baptized in Real HIP HOP Dance!!
-If You don't know what "THE BOUNCE", "THE ROCK", "THE GRIND", or the Damn "500" is..You should NOT BE TEACHING HIP HOP!!!
-If you call BBOY Music BREAK BEATS and RAP MUSIC HIP HOP =/You DO NOT KNOW WHAT HIP HOP MUSIC IS!!! (they are both HIP HOP Music)
-If you do NOT Know the Entire History of HIP HOP dance, Then HOW CAN YOU TEACH IT?
-If you Refer to "GROOVING, PARTY DANCE and BREAKING" as OLD SCHOOLYour a DUMMY......
-If you believe HIP HOP Dance is Being Created in the Studios..Your still a Dummy(HIP HOP dance is still being created in the STREETS! ie the DOUGIE, the LIGHT FOOT, ect..)
-If you Call Yourself a Professional HIP HOP Dancer. Then Learn Your CRAFT!


1楼2013-11-17 05:11回复
    -如果你对HipHop的唯一问题是“我怎样才能找到代理人呢”,你不是HipHop!
    -如果你自称HipHop,却只对流行音乐跳舞,你不是HipHop!
    -如果你自称HipHop而你iPod里90%都是流行音乐,你不是HipHop!
    -如果你觉得HipHop四个元素是上课,选拔,编舞和黑色。。。这个嘛。。。哈哈哈哈,离我远点
    -如果你自称HipHop Dancer却不能对Break Beats和Jams Brown跳舞!!!你不是HipHop!!!
    -如果你觉得HipHop Dance是编舞,BBoys是Breakdancer你丫就一疯子!
    -如果你自称自己教HipHop Dance, 但是你在做类似于WEST SIDE STORY, SWEET CHARITY或者REFERENCES BOB FOSSIEY的编舞,你压根不是HipHop!
    -如果你一直对自己说“我要加强我的Freestyle”你绝对!不可能!是HipHop Dancer!
    -如果你在HipHop分类的比赛里你却编排起Waccking然后以Jazz Pose结尾,你完全不懂HipHop
    -如果你还没被来自街头这辈子没上过任何课的小屁孩虐出翔,你并没有被真正的HipHop Dance洗礼过
    -如果你不知道啥是"THE BOUNCE", "THE ROCK", "THE GRIND", 或者大爷的 "500",你不应该教HipHop!!!
    -如果你叫BBoy音乐Breakbeats或者管Rap叫HipHop,你不懂啥是HipHop音乐!!!(它们俩都是HipHop音乐)
    -如果你不懂HipHop Dance的所有历史,你怎么教?
    -如果你管"GROOVING, PARTY DANCE 和 BREAKING"叫 Old School你丫就一二...
    -如果你觉得HipHop dance来自工作室,你丫还是一二(它是在街头被创造的,像是DOUGIE,THE LIGHT FOOT等等)
    -如果你管自己教专业HipHop Dancer,好好学习天天向上


    2楼2013-11-17 05:28
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      上面是wiggles写的,下面我自己补充几点?
      -如果你自称HipHop Dancer,却不知道怎么在Party跟妹子Get the grind on或者被bogle twerk等等等等,你不是HipHop
      -如果你没有在dance party被circle或者进circle,没有因此泡到过妹子,你没有被HipHop Dance洗礼过


      3楼2013-11-17 05:37
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