DEAR MR PRESIDENT
PISS ON THE IRAQIS
BRING BACK OUR TROOPS
LEAVE PLENTY OF BOMBS
THEY WILL BLOW THEMSELVES UP
THAT'S THEIR WAY OF LIFE

LOOK OUTSIDE
GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE
BY THE PEOPLE
FOR THE PEOPLE
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT

JAPAN
KILLING US WITH TOYOTAS
CHINA
KILLING US WITH POISON TOYS
DEAR MR PRESIDENT
GROW A PAIR
BUY AMERICAN OR DIE

MY FELLOW AMERICANS
DON'T FEAR THE SHEETHEADS
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
ACCEPTED IT OR DIE

IF YOU HATE AMERICA
JUST LEAVE THE COUNTRY
AND FIND OUT HOW GOOD WE HAVE IT

BEFORE - PUSH ONE
TO PROCEED IN ENGLISH
NOW - PUSH ONE
TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE
WITH BROKEN ENGLISH
WHAT'S NEXT

DEAR MR PRESIDENT
GROW A PAIR OF BALLS
DON'T ASK IRAN
TO RETURN THE DRONE
DESTROY IT WITH AN AIRSTRIKE

JAPANESE PACKAGE
TORN TO PIECES
CHINESE ELECTRONICS
USED IN AIR FORCE FIGHTERS
DEAR DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WHAT THE FUKK ARE YOU DOING

SOLUTION TO TALIBAN PROBLEM
ONCE AND FOR ALL
PULL OUT COALITION TROOPS
START NUKING THE PLACE
PROBLEM SOLVED FOR NEXT 300 YEARS
SCREW CIVILIAN COLLATERAL
THEY'RE JUST TALIBAN IN DISGUISE

MY FELLOW AMERICANS
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
ENLIST
GET A WAR JOB
BUY WAR BONDS
COURAGE TODAY
VICTORY TOMORROW

AMERICAN OLYMPIC UNIFORMS
DESIGNED IN THE U.S.A.
MADE IN COMMUNIST REGIME OF CHINA
DEAR MR PRESIDENT
WHY DON'T YOU HAND OFF OUR DEFENSE
ECONOMY AND CULTURE ALSO TO CHINA
ON NO WAIT MY BAD
YOU ALREADY DID THAT

IMMIGRATION PROBLEM
NO WALLS
NO PERMITS
JUST DOGS
ATTACK DOGS

CRIMEA IS UKRAINE