（1） A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. 一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？” The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" 兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司） The lady confirmed, "Yes." 女士确认道：“没错。” "Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing." 兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。” （2） Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? 兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？ Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another. 医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。 （3） Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? 兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？ Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. 兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。 Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. 兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。 Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat. 兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

1.Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2.Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
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一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

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