以下是一些对于MJ歌曲的疯狂误听。。。
"Beat It"
正确: Beat it, beat it. . .避开，避开
错误: Peanut, peanut. . .花生，花生。。。
"Thriller"
正确:: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...现在是时候让我们紧拥在一起
错误: Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together..现在是时候让我们把自己的喉咙切断。。。(一块儿自刎吧。。。。。。）
"In The Closet"
R: Keep it in the closet
P: Kick her in the crotch（太邪恶了偶不翻~~怕带坏小盆友）
"Will You Be There?"
正确: Hold me, like the river Jordan 支持我，就像约旦河。
错误: Hold me, like a pair of Jordans 支持我，就像一双乔丹鞋。。。
"Heal The World"
正确: Heal the world, make it a better place 拯救世界，使之更加美好。
错误: Kill the world, make it a better place 谋杀世界，使之更加美好。。。
"Remember The Time"
正确: And Girl No Matter What Was Said I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记我们曾经拥有了什么。
错误: And Girl No What Was Said I Will Never Forget To Dance With My Baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记去和我的宝贝一起跳舞。。。
"Billy Jean"
错误：
But the chair is not my size
or但这椅子不是我的尺寸。。。
But the chair's not my son
or但这椅子不是我儿子。。。
But Chad is not my son
or但乍得湖不是我儿子。。。
Blue Jeans are not my size.
or蓝牛仔裤不是我的尺寸。。。
But the Chid is not my son
Correct Lyrics:正确
But the kid is not my son.
但那孩子不是我的。
"Remember The Time"
正确: I bet you remember我打赌你记得。
错误: I forgot you remember我忘了你记得。
"Give Into Me"
错误：Damn, I'm on fire! 天哪，我着火了！(ORZ...)
正确：Takin' me higher!让我更high~~
Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
错误：Girl, when you prance。 There's a cabbage that must be doves.女孩，当你立地腾跃之时，有一颗大白菜肯定是菜包肉末饭。。。（ORZ...）
正确:Girl, when you dance女孩，当你翩翩起舞之时，有一种令人爱上的魔力~~
There's a magic that must be love.
"Beat It"
错误：
Show 'em how funky, 'long as you're right 展示你有多么地对，其实谁在你自行车上都不重要。。。
It doesn't matter who's on your bike.
正确：:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight都来发狠耍狂，其实对错都不重要。
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"The Lost Children"
错误:When you sit there undressing当你坐在那里一丝不挂。。。（俺要好好教育教育那只听错的范。。。）
正确：When you sit there addressing当你坐在那里寻找地址。
又是"Billie Jean"。。。
错误：But the King is not my son.但那国王不是我儿子。
正确：But the kid is not my son.但那孩子不是我儿子。
"Beat It"
正确: Beat it, beat it. . .避开，避开
错误: Peanut, peanut. . .花生，花生。。。
"Thriller"
正确:: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...现在是时候让我们紧拥在一起
错误: Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together..现在是时候让我们把自己的喉咙切断。。。(一块儿自刎吧。。。。。。）
"In The Closet"
R: Keep it in the closet
P: Kick her in the crotch（太邪恶了偶不翻~~怕带坏小盆友）
"Will You Be There?"
正确: Hold me, like the river Jordan 支持我，就像约旦河。
错误: Hold me, like a pair of Jordans 支持我，就像一双乔丹鞋。。。
"Heal The World"
正确: Heal the world, make it a better place 拯救世界，使之更加美好。
错误: Kill the world, make it a better place 谋杀世界，使之更加美好。。。
"Remember The Time"
正确: And Girl No Matter What Was Said I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记我们曾经拥有了什么。
错误: And Girl No What Was Said I Will Never Forget To Dance With My Baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记去和我的宝贝一起跳舞。。。
"Billy Jean"
错误：
But the chair is not my size
or但这椅子不是我的尺寸。。。
But the chair's not my son
or但这椅子不是我儿子。。。
But Chad is not my son
or但乍得湖不是我儿子。。。
Blue Jeans are not my size.
or蓝牛仔裤不是我的尺寸。。。
But the Chid is not my son
Correct Lyrics:正确
But the kid is not my son.
但那孩子不是我的。
"Remember The Time"
正确: I bet you remember我打赌你记得。
错误: I forgot you remember我忘了你记得。
"Give Into Me"
错误：Damn, I'm on fire! 天哪，我着火了！(ORZ...)
正确：Takin' me higher!让我更high~~
Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
错误：Girl, when you prance。 There's a cabbage that must be doves.女孩，当你立地腾跃之时，有一颗大白菜肯定是菜包肉末饭。。。（ORZ...）
正确:Girl, when you dance女孩，当你翩翩起舞之时，有一种令人爱上的魔力~~
There's a magic that must be love.
"Beat It"
错误：
Show 'em how funky, 'long as you're right 展示你有多么地对，其实谁在你自行车上都不重要。。。
It doesn't matter who's on your bike.
正确：:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight都来发狠耍狂，其实对错都不重要。
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"The Lost Children"
错误:When you sit there undressing当你坐在那里一丝不挂。。。（俺要好好教育教育那只听错的范。。。）
正确：When you sit there addressing当你坐在那里寻找地址。
又是"Billie Jean"。。。
错误：But the King is not my son.但那国王不是我儿子。
正确：But the kid is not my son.但那孩子不是我儿子。
