One day Susan Li was walking along the street when she saw her friend Lisa Wu.She had not seen her old friend for some time so she said,"We've got lots to talk about.Let's have some tea and cake in that cafe."She pointed to a nearby cafe.Lisa agreed,so the two friends went into the cafe.Susan ordered."We'll have two pieces of cake,"she said,"and a pot of tea."The waitress wrote down their order and went away.She soon returned with the cake and the pot of tea.Susan saw immediately that one piece of cake was a little bigger than the other.However,she was well-mannered so she picked up the plate and offered it to Lisa .“Have a piece of cake,Lisa,"she said."Thank you,"But after you.""No,no,"Susan said."After you,please.""Very well ,"Lisa said and she took the bigger of the two pieces of cake.Susan was very angry."You've taken the bigger piece of cake,"she said."That was very rude.""Not at all,"Lisa replied.""Tell me,if you had taken the cake before me,which cake would you have taken?""The smaller one,of couse,"Susan said."Exactly.Well,you've got the smaller one,so what are you complaining about?"

有一天苏珊李在街上散步时,她看到她的朋友丽莎吴她没见过她的老朋友,很长一段时间,所以她说,“我们有许多谈论让我们喝杯茶和咖啡蛋糕的。”她指着附近的一家咖啡馆丽莎同意了,所以这两个朋友走进咖啡馆苏珊命令。“我们会有两块蛋糕,"她说,"和一壶茶。”服务员写下他们的秩序,走了她很快就回来了,蛋糕和壶茶苏珊立即了解那块蛋糕是一个块头比其他然而,她是有礼貌的,所以她拾起板的方法,并给出了它,丽莎。”有一块蛋糕,丽莎,”她说。“谢谢你”,但在追你。”“不,不,”苏珊说。“您先请”。“很好,”丽莎说,她把大的两块蛋糕苏珊很生气。”你已经采取了更大的一块蛋糕,”她说。“那是很粗鲁的。”“没关系,”丽莎说。“告诉我,如果你已经把蛋糕在我面前,你会采取蛋糕吗?”“那个小的,当然,”苏珊说。“Exactly.是啊,你有那个小一点的（蛋糕）了,那么你还抱怨些什么?”

题目为：Nothing to Complain About

今天还有注释哦：cafe          n.       咖啡馆
               pot           n.      壶
                waitress      n.       女侍者
               immediately   adv.     立即，马上
               well-mannered adj.     很有礼貌的
               complaint     v.       抱怨

大家等等，刚刚那篇翻译不对，我修改一下再传，-_-。sorry！

有一天苏珊李在街上散步时,她看到她的朋友丽莎吴，她很长一段时间没见过她的老朋友,所以她说,“我们有许多要谈论的地方，让我们在咖啡店喝杯茶吃些蛋糕。”她指着附近的一家咖啡馆，丽莎同意了,所以这两个朋友走进咖啡馆苏珊命令。“我们要点两块蛋糕,"她说,"和一壶茶。”服务员写下他们的要求,走了她很快就回来了,苏珊立即发现那块蛋糕比另一块大, 然而她是有礼貌的,她将蛋糕放到丽莎前。”吃一块蛋糕吧,丽莎,”她说。“谢谢你”,但还是你先来吧。”“不,不,”苏珊说。“您先请”。“很好,”丽莎说,她把两块蛋糕中大的拿走了，苏珊很生气。”你拿了更大的一块蛋糕,”她说。“那是很没礼貌的。”“没关系,”丽莎说。“告诉我,如果你已经把蛋糕在我面前,你会拿哪个蛋糕?”“当然是那个小的,”苏珊说。“完全正确,你有那个小一点的（蛋糕）了,那么你还抱怨些什么?”

这会对了，大家可以看了

谢谢了啊

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楼楼很棒哦！！！要不然背的时候可就困难啦！！！

这一篇是自己翻译的了。前面一篇句子颠三倒四的。

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