Me:
who the f**k are you
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
who the shit are   you
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
can you give me a blow job
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in   Myself's computer in   Heaven.   Where are you?
Me:
in your computer
God:
Are you asking about my   computer?
Me:
yes ,old shit
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.   Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
do you have a wife, f**king old man ?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a   wife ？ I have   a great programmer.
问上帝可不可以给我BLOW JOB,
上帝居然说：你只想要一次？
杯具~！！！