为了维持班上秩序，宙斯规定凡是上课讲话的都要到教室后面罚站，并且把说话的内容大声说十次。有一天，上课的时候，阿波罗和狄俄尼索斯窃窃私语，被宙斯逮个正着。　　宙斯怒道：‘阿波罗，到后面罚站，把你刚刚说的话再大声说十次。’阿波罗低着头走到教室后头，开始喃喃的低声说着。宙斯怒斥：‘大声一点！让全班都听得到！’菠萝提高了嗓子：‘宙斯的裤子破了，宙斯的裤子破了……’

阿波罗把QQ名改为“你爹临死前”后加宙斯。于是宙斯的Q就常被提示：你爹临死前请求加您为好友。你爹临死前邀请您玩抢车位。你爹临死前赠送你QQ秀。你爹临死前偷了您的菜。你爹临死前举报了您。你爹临死转发了您的说说。最猛的:你爹临死前给您留言了……
【克洛诺斯：我会死？】

我觉得天后爱吃醋真是个萌点

希神吧里经常有人争执Athena和Artemis谁美谁好，争执herakles和achilles谁更NB……1000个观众有1000个想法，不过这种无意义的贴反而能收获大量经验……

以希腊神话作题材的大多数现代小说都无法提起我的兴趣……

……感觉神话里有不少神都太失职了……
比如智慧女神有时候却很智硬，比如爱神面对冥后也爱adonis这件事没法控制……
印象中hestia一直很称职，虽然关于她，如今留下的神话甚少

去查helios的资料时，他居然和Athena有个孩子……

查到的资料还表明，他汇报ares和aphrodite通奸……aphrodite是报复在他子女后代的身上了==

……神话里做过变性手术的也有不少
比如有个雌雄同体的神，后来被天神弄断了那啥，就变成女神了……
比如某男神，后来和一个爱上他的宁芙合体了，就变成雌雄同体的了……
比如有个未来的瞎子预言家，砍公蛇变女人，砍母蛇变男人= =

Homer, Odyssey 8. 260 ff (trans. Shewring) (Greek epic C8th B.C.) :
"Ares and Aphrodite . . . lay together secretly in the dwelling of Hephaistos [the husband of Aphrodite]. But Helios the sun-god had seen them in their dalliance and hastened away to tell Hephaistos; to him the news was bitter as gall, and he made his way towards his smithy, brooding revenge . . . [and there fashioned a net to trap the lovers in the act of adultery]. So they [Ares & Aphrodite] went to the bed and there lay down, but the cunning chains of crafty Hephaistos enveloped them, and they could neither raise their limbs nor shifts them at all; so they saw the truth when there was no escaping. Meanwhile the lame craftsman god approached; he had turned back short of the land of Lemnos, since the watching sun-god Helios had told him everything."
战神爱神偷情是老太阳神告发的……

宙斯的花裤衩……

韩国游戏的变装show……

我知道帕里斯评判金苹果时为什么都要人家脱光了= =

一日,宙斯与赫拉在家看电视.只听主持人说:"据调查显示,70%的男人希望有一次外遇......"
宙斯(赶紧陪笑)我属于剩下的30%.
话音刚落,只听主持人又说:"剩下的30%希望有多次外遇."

赫拉:我老公真好,昨天我老公见到我儿子弄坏了台灯,不但没骂他,还主动去修理台灯耶!
安菲特里特:我老公在儿子弄坏了台灯后也会修理哦.
赫拉:你老公也主动去修理台灯?
安菲特里特:不,他去修理我儿子.