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Men do not know the 15 things

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1, you do not know when I willfulness to hang your phone, how and how not bear to hope that you will come again soon.
2, you will not know that I am for the early morning, and so that a kiss is always 10 minutes ahead of time to wake up, secretly watching you sleeping face, and your eyes open before, and then pretend to fall asleep.
3, you do not know that every time I would love to ask you, are you not to do our best.
4, you do not know why you say: Yu Zi is a very good food, I always do but fish have always suspected Yuzi smell.
5, you do not know why I like to eat pizza and used to hate, it is because in the past to eat a pizza you to spend nearly a week of living expenses, not to mention our school canteens pumpkin pie is not bad.
6, so you will not know that I love is not jealous because they do not believe you, but you are perfect in my eyes, and I do not allow such a perfect reflected in the eyes of other women, my mother-in-law too.
7. You do not know that the Law Society only took you five down the money to buy watermelons, but I have to buy a watermelon into a strange girl to buy Wu's Chinese ravioli, I was laughing too simple-minded you are. In fact, it was like: I am the man how he did not hurt too much.
8. Your teeth at night you will not know how the voice of the KB. Later on, I failed you pretend snoring, and so at best you Mimi's pad to help me sleep well again after a pillow will not be bitten.
9. You do not know that these days I do not start cleaning the room, because that's like a vacuum cleaner with you, so I really miss.
10. You do not know, I promise birthday wish is: The next life I want for your daughter.
11. I know you will not sleep as the reason why is not good, because your body temperature higher than I am, with warm Oh well, so I chose to sleep octopus-law. Starting today, if you come with me, I can change Xiaoniaoyiren ah.
12. I know you will not be your ex-girlfriend has become very good friends. That is because you forgot the phone, and she just twisted the foot you want to help him, I rushed to the site of the incident on the phone and take her to the hospital.
13. You would not know that I will marry you, love you, in addition to the reasons for this, but also because I fell in love with your father - the elderly, he said: that if we do not like Xiu Xiaozi better than hello, I let him every day Too bad. Ha ha!
14. I know you will not be the most happy thing, not your wife asked me, but when my mother standing in front of you, you, like me Jiaoma - the most precious treasure of the family and most people share.
15. You would not know a woman who likes to be a matchmaker, not because they Bapo, but because her own life compared with the well-being.


1楼2010-07-07 21:13回复
    男人不知道的15件事
    代发
    ※1、你不会知道当我任性地挂掉你的电话时,是多么不忍心和多么希望你马上再打来。
    ☆2、你不会知道我为了等那清晨的一吻总是提前十分钟醒来,偷偷看着你熟睡的脸,并在你睁开双眼之前,再假装睡着。
    △3、你不会知道每一次问你爱不爱我时候,其实都是你没做到最好。
    ◇4、你不会知道为什么在你说过:鱼籽是很好的营养品之后,我经常做鱼却总是嫌鱼籽有腥味。
    ※5、你不会知道为什么我现在喜欢吃披萨而从前非常讨厌,那是因为从前吃一次披萨要花去你将近一个星期的生活费,更何况我们学校食堂的西葫芦馅饼也不错。
    ☆6、你不会知道我那么爱吃醋不是因为不相信你,而是你在我眼中太完美了,我不允许这种完美倒映在别的女人眼中,我的婆婆也不行。
    ※7.你不会知道那次你只拿了五块钱下楼买西瓜,却把给我买的西瓜换成了给一个陌生女孩买的馄邬,我当时笑你太傻。其实心里却想:这个男人我怎么疼他都不过份。
    ☆8.你不会知道你夜里咬牙的声音有多KB。后来你一咬牙我就假装打呼噜,等你迷迷糊糊的帮我垫好枕头再睡着后就不会再咬了。
    ☆9.你不会知道这些天我开始不打扫房间,是因为那次你拿着吸尘器的样子,真的好让我怀念。
    ※10.你不会知道,生日那天我许下的愿望是:来生我要作你的女儿。
    ☆11.你不会知道我的睡像之所以不好,是因为你的体温比我高,抱着好暧哦,所以我选择了章鱼式睡法。如果你从今天开始来抱着我的话,我可以改成小鸟依人啊。
    ※12.你不会知道我跟你的前女友已成了很好的朋友。因为那次你忘了带手机,而她恰好扭了脚想要你去帮他,我接了电话就赶到事发地点,并送她去了医院。
    ◇13.你不会知道我会嫁给你的原因除了爱你这外,还因为我爱上了你的老爸——他老人家说了:那臭小子如果不跟你好好过,我让他天天不好过。哈哈!
    △14.你不会知道我最高兴的事儿,不是你叫我老婆,而是当我妈站在你面前时,你跟我一样叫妈——最珍贵的亲情与最珍爱的人一起分享。
    ☆15.你不会知道女人喜欢做媒人,不是因为她们八婆,而是因为她自己过得比较幸福。
    ◇16.你不知道我现在的幸福生活来之不易,我是将每一个我看过的贴子都顶了的。朋友,如果你想拥有我这样的幸福,如果你想跟那个使你幸福的人白头偕老,顶一下,幸福不久就将降临。   


    2楼2010-07-07 21:14
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      所以才有了个
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      5楼2010-07-07 22:07
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        Bapo,哈哈哈哈


        6楼2010-07-07 22:09
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          - - .16L.题外话。正题顶贴啊。


          7楼2010-07-07 22:09
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            男人们总搞不清楚
            姑娘们怎么那么……


            IP属地:湖北9楼2010-07-07 22:18
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              chglish


              10楼2010-07-07 22:19
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                阅,我什么也没看到我什么也没看到。。。。。


                IP属地:北京11楼2010-07-07 22:23
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                  俺也没看,那么多字


                  12楼2010-07-07 22:36
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                    lz会‘英格列席’啊!
                    在鄙人印象之中,会外语的人;都是牛擦的人。


                    14楼2010-07-09 09:39
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                      全是洋字码~


                      15楼2010-07-09 09:40
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                        IP属地:上海17楼2010-07-12 13:37
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