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The weirdest wedding in (Little) Britain: What we can expect from David Walliams's nuptials
By Alison Boshoff
Last updated at 8:44 PM on 14th May 2010
He's famously camp and suffers manic depression. His bride is fresh from Britain. Oh, and David Walliams has invited ALL his exes to tomorrow's ceremony. So will it last? Yeah but no but...
David Walliams, the Little Britain star who has become a foremost member of London's 'partyrati', is to marry Dutch model Lara Stone tomorrow at Claridge's Hotel.
The groom is considered to be so camp that, in the words of his friend Jimmy Carr, he 'won't be happy until he's been made a Dame'.
By Alison Boshoff
Last updated at 8:44 PM on 14th May 2010
He's famously camp and suffers manic depression. His bride is fresh from Britain. Oh, and David Walliams has invited ALL his exes to tomorrow's ceremony. So will it last? Yeah but no but...
David Walliams, the Little Britain star who has become a foremost member of London's 'partyrati', is to marry Dutch model Lara Stone tomorrow at Claridge's Hotel.
The groom is considered to be so camp that, in the words of his friend Jimmy Carr, he 'won't be happy until he's been made a Dame'.
And the bride? Well, she's fresh out of rehab after treatment for alcohol addiction.
So, what can we expect from this most unusual Happy Ever After? It transpires that these unique nuptials will be attended by at least three of his ex-girlfriends, and the entire event has been prepared in quite a hurry - well, it is only five months since the proposal.
大概宴请数百个客人，其中至少有三个新郎的前女友。。。囧
这小伙子性格比较急，从求婚到结婚就弄了5个月，貌似这个不寻常又现代的婚礼多少有些仓促。。。
So, what can we expect from this most unusual Happy Ever After? It transpires that these unique nuptials will be attended by at least three of his ex-girlfriends, and the entire event has been prepared in quite a hurry - well, it is only five months since the proposal.
大概宴请数百个客人，其中至少有三个新郎的前女友。。。囧
这小伙子性格比较急，从求婚到结婚就弄了5个月，貌似这个不寻常又现代的婚礼多少有些仓促。。。
She started dating Walliams last autumn, and accepted his proposal when he slipped an antique Tiffany ring into her burger bun during a meal while they were on holiday.
She said: 'I can be in such a cranky mood and then he makes me laugh. He's super funny.'
Like the groom, she has her demons. In 2009, she admitted herself to the Stepping Stones clinic in Cape Town for help with her drinking.
She told a fashion magazine: 'I am a complete alcoholic. The drinking was getting way out of control. I just didn't recognise myself any more.
'I always had to have some drinks with me in my bag. Just waking up shaking and then having Bloody
Marys on your own, first thing in the morning - I started to feel pathetic about it.'
Stone, who is 26, stayed in rehab for a month. She said: 'I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did pick fights with doormen and bouncers. Ex-boyfriends. But nobody punched me back.'
Before Walliams, she complained that men didn't like her and said: 'I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.'
She added that she had pushed a Belgian model out of her way at a runway show. 'I kept saying "Excuse me", but she just kept posing. So I pushed her. It was only a few stairs.'
She said: 'I can be in such a cranky mood and then he makes me laugh. He's super funny.'
Like the groom, she has her demons. In 2009, she admitted herself to the Stepping Stones clinic in Cape Town for help with her drinking.
She told a fashion magazine: 'I am a complete alcoholic. The drinking was getting way out of control. I just didn't recognise myself any more.
'I always had to have some drinks with me in my bag. Just waking up shaking and then having Bloody
Marys on your own, first thing in the morning - I started to feel pathetic about it.'
Stone, who is 26, stayed in rehab for a month. She said: 'I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did pick fights with doormen and bouncers. Ex-boyfriends. But nobody punched me back.'
Before Walliams, she complained that men didn't like her and said: 'I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.'
She added that she had pushed a Belgian model out of her way at a runway show. 'I kept saying "Excuse me", but she just kept posing. So I pushed her. It was only a few stairs.'
The two first met in March last year at a Chelsea football match. Walliams, who in the past has dated several models, thought she was the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen.
They did not become an item until around September.
He had to chase her hard, as she'd decided she wasn't really looking for a boyfriend.
Her father Michael said: 'She was wary of him at first, but David is a real romantic, very different to the characters he plays in Little Britain.
'He is very serious, but a very caring man and very intelligent.'
Within weeks, he seemed to have decided he'd found 'the one', inscribing a gift tag at Christmas to Lara's mum, Toos: 'To my future mother-in-law.'
关于求爱的部分。。。
这两个第一次见面是在去年3月1切尔西足球比赛。 新郎说鸟，在他过去约会的麻豆中，石头是最美的~~（他还好意思说自己的风流史。。。）直到9月左右他们才在一起。
新郎追石头追得很辛苦，因为石头根本没想找男朋友。 她的父亲迈克尔说：'最初我闺女还挺担心他的（花心呗），但大卫是一个真正浪漫，非常不同的人物，他演小不列颠来的~~（行啦，石头爹，谁不知道他演小不列颠）他非常严谨的，而且非常有爱心，非常聪明。 （老外就是夸张。。。）
几周之内，新郎就发现鸟，石头啊，你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我生命的四分之三啊啊啊啊啊~~！！！（老外用法“the one”）
完了之后，这个有心机的新郎在送给石头娘的圣诞礼物上写，to:我未来的丈母娘~~！！（扔，你个死小子！！）
They did not become an item until around September.
He had to chase her hard, as she'd decided she wasn't really looking for a boyfriend.
Her father Michael said: 'She was wary of him at first, but David is a real romantic, very different to the characters he plays in Little Britain.
'He is very serious, but a very caring man and very intelligent.'
Within weeks, he seemed to have decided he'd found 'the one', inscribing a gift tag at Christmas to Lara's mum, Toos: 'To my future mother-in-law.'
关于求爱的部分。。。
这两个第一次见面是在去年3月1切尔西足球比赛。 新郎说鸟，在他过去约会的麻豆中，石头是最美的~~（他还好意思说自己的风流史。。。）直到9月左右他们才在一起。
新郎追石头追得很辛苦，因为石头根本没想找男朋友。 她的父亲迈克尔说：'最初我闺女还挺担心他的（花心呗），但大卫是一个真正浪漫，非常不同的人物，他演小不列颠来的~~（行啦，石头爹，谁不知道他演小不列颠）他非常严谨的，而且非常有爱心，非常聪明。 （老外就是夸张。。。）
几周之内，新郎就发现鸟，石头啊，你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我生命的四分之三啊啊啊啊啊~~！！！（老外用法“the one”）
完了之后，这个有心机的新郎在送给石头娘的圣诞礼物上写，to:我未来的丈母娘~~！！（扔，你个死小子！！）
插播完毕。
继续说婚礼。。。
Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci, who helped propel Stone's career into the big time, has made the dress just for her.
Tisci, who also made Nicole Kidman's dress for her wedding to Keith Urban, is thought to have created a hugely romantic, layered lace design with thousands of tiny beads.
You might expect to pay £30,000 for one of his gowns (right), but this one is thought to be his wedding gift.
石头的婚纱。。。
Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci,专门为石头设计了裙子，要是我等众人，想买他家裙子的话，可能得花3万英镑。。。但是素石头的话，哈哈，哥白送她了！！！（YY他狂乱的邪魅的大笑~~~）
喏，就是这条啦~~
继续说婚礼。。。
Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci, who helped propel Stone's career into the big time, has made the dress just for her.
Tisci, who also made Nicole Kidman's dress for her wedding to Keith Urban, is thought to have created a hugely romantic, layered lace design with thousands of tiny beads.
You might expect to pay £30,000 for one of his gowns (right), but this one is thought to be his wedding gift.
石头的婚纱。。。
Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci,专门为石头设计了裙子，要是我等众人，想买他家裙子的话，可能得花3万英镑。。。但是素石头的话，哈哈，哥白送她了！！！（YY他狂乱的邪魅的大笑~~~）
喏，就是这条啦~~
THE VENUE
Claridge's in Mayfair. The couple's 200 guests will celebrate in the magnificent Art Deco ballroom, which is all mirrors and windows. The menu is thought to include classic house specialities, including truffled asparagus salad and pink champagne jelly.
The cost will depend on how much champagne is drunk, but the groom would be fortunate to get change out of £70,000.
这对夫妻的200个客人会在布满镜子和窗户的这样的华丽的艺术装饰的屋子里海皮。菜单包括芦笋沙拉和粉红色的香槟果冻。
费用将取决于有多少香槟是用来喝醉的，但也就7万英镑左右。
Claridge's in Mayfair. The couple's 200 guests will celebrate in the magnificent Art Deco ballroom, which is all mirrors and windows. The menu is thought to include classic house specialities, including truffled asparagus salad and pink champagne jelly.
The cost will depend on how much champagne is drunk, but the groom would be fortunate to get change out of £70,000.
这对夫妻的200个客人会在布满镜子和窗户的这样的华丽的艺术装饰的屋子里海皮。菜单包括芦笋沙拉和粉红色的香槟果冻。
费用将取决于有多少香槟是用来喝醉的，但也就7万英镑左右。
重点是右边的长发freja。。。好吧，我承认我有私心。。。 伦敦社交圈的有头有脸的人他都给请来了。。。
THE GLITTERATI
Walliams sent out a 'save the date' text message to pretty much everyone who is anyone on the London social scene.
Apart from those already mentioned on this page, they include:
Sir Elton John, Noel Gallagher, the Pet Shop Boys, Russell Brand, Dale Winton, Paul O'Grady, Fearne Cotton, Rob Brydon, Ronnie Corbett, Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross, George Michael, Tracey Emin, Jamie and Louise Redknapp Paul McKenna, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Simon Cowell, Ant and Dec, Sacha Baron Cohen, Prince Harry, Esther Rantzen, Piers Morgan, Robbie Williams, Lily Allen, Kylie and Dannii Minogue, and Peter Andre.
有英国小燕子，哈里王子，罗比威廉斯。。。翻译无能，自己看
THE GLITTERATI
Walliams sent out a 'save the date' text message to pretty much everyone who is anyone on the London social scene.
Apart from those already mentioned on this page, they include:
Sir Elton John, Noel Gallagher, the Pet Shop Boys, Russell Brand, Dale Winton, Paul O'Grady, Fearne Cotton, Rob Brydon, Ronnie Corbett, Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross, George Michael, Tracey Emin, Jamie and Louise Redknapp Paul McKenna, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Simon Cowell, Ant and Dec, Sacha Baron Cohen, Prince Harry, Esther Rantzen, Piers Morgan, Robbie Williams, Lily Allen, Kylie and Dannii Minogue, and Peter Andre.
有英国小燕子，哈里王子，罗比威廉斯。。。翻译无能，自己看
前女友们来鸟。。。就不翻译了。。。
Walliams has a great many dear female friends - he has had enormous public crushes on various women - and they all seem to be coming to the wedding.
Natalie Imbruglia and Geri Halliwell, two former squeezes, are confirmed, and Denise van Outen and Lisa Snowdon are also believed to be yeses.
是谁不用说了。。。但貌似只是绯闻，不确定
Abi Titmuss
Geri Halliwell
Lauren Budd，就这女的还有点人样。。。
好啦，我不毒舌了，有不认识的人请自行百度骨格。。。
Walliams has a great many dear female friends - he has had enormous public crushes on various women - and they all seem to be coming to the wedding.
Natalie Imbruglia and Geri Halliwell, two former squeezes, are confirmed, and Denise van Outen and Lisa Snowdon are also believed to be yeses.
是谁不用说了。。。但貌似只是绯闻，不确定
Abi Titmuss
Geri Halliwell
Lauren Budd，就这女的还有点人样。。。
好啦，我不毒舌了，有不认识的人请自行百度骨格。。。
