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我把SCI论文投给了期刊,提交完后,编辑问我:“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道:“Northeastern University”,虽然我是大车埋土的,但是为了不被歧视,我宁愿假冒东北大学的,等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到:“Excellent”. 编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件,也是一同以东大投稿的,编辑看我们也是一个学校的,便说:“You two are lucky, in the same university huh?”,小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我:“Which major are you in?”,我回到:“Chemistry” 小姐姐兴奋的说到:“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in chemistry, too”,接着问到:“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来,支支吾吾的回道:“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”,这时我的背部已经打湿了,原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha,I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了,说,“I thought you were from Dalian University of Technology, what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be Northeastern University students and change institute to Northeastern University after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说:“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be Northeastern University people up people.”一听到东北大学这个词,编辑投来羡慕的眼光,我顿时吓得脸色苍白,不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页,我急急忙忙的打开大车埋土贴吧,不敢在期刊主页前停留一秒。到了大车埋土贴吧突然碰到了刚才那个小姐姐。小姐姐脸色一红说道“原来你也是大车埋土的啊”。


IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端1楼2021-12-01 21:01回复
    烂,


    IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端2楼2021-12-01 22:34
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      IP属地:辽宁来自iPhone客户端3楼2021-12-01 22:47
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        IP属地:荷兰来自Android客户端4楼2021-12-01 23:41
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          I major


          IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端5楼2021-12-02 00:12
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            IP属地:北京来自Android客户端6楼2021-12-02 00:47
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              什么洋文


              IP属地:江西来自Android客户端7楼2021-12-02 01:00
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                IP属地:河北来自Android客户端9楼2021-12-02 03:01
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                  IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端10楼2021-12-02 04:02
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                    IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端11楼2021-12-02 10:44
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                      IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端13楼2021-12-02 14:41
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                        吃瓜吃到984.5了,烂活一眼偷


                        IP属地:北京来自iPhone客户端14楼2021-12-02 15:45
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                          吃瓜吃到984.5了,烂活一眼偷


                          IP属地:北京来自iPhone客户端15楼2021-12-02 15:45
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