Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and  
beat you with experience.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.