For so many years, I thought there was something wrong with me,that I was the black sheep, and I needed to change my personality, and after a lot of time consideration, I realized who I was, I'm a piece of shit, I'm the the kind of person to stare directly into the eyes of a pregnant who want taking her seat on the subway, someone who verbally assault waiters, delivery guys, and the US Postal Service. And after coming to terms with who I was , I went directly to Costco to to buy 3 boxes of plastic straws, just to dump it in the ocean. As an ambassador for pieces of shit everywhere, I'm happy to announce that this time next year, we'll be holding the first ever international shitty persons' conference. It's a place where our community can thrive. Just remember, you're not alone, there are so many of us out there, John Travolta,Bradley Cooper , Anderson Cooper, and twenty nineteen Mini Cooper, and Maury.All the pieces of shit. Just like you.