趣闻 | 给大家安利一首歌 Mojo Nixon的Don Henley Must Die

有几句歌词特别逗
Don’t get back together with Glenn Frey. 【Don本人极其欣赏这一句】
No Eagles reunion。
最后顺带黑了一把Sting.
This is the sound of my brain.
Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley!
Then I said, 1 2 3 4...
He's a tortured artist
Used to be in the Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded beagle
Poet of despair!
Pumped up with hot air!
He's serious, pretentious
And I just don't care
Don Henley must die!
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey!
Don Henley must die!
Turn on the TV
And what did I see?
This bloated hairy thing
Winning a Grammy
Best Rock Vocalist?
Compared to what?
But your pseudo-serious
Crafty Satanic blot
Don Henley must die!
Put a sharp stick in his eye!
Don Henley must die!
Yea yea yea
Quit playin' that crap
You're out of the band
I'm only kidding
Can't you tell?
I love his sensitive music
Idiot poetry, swell
You and your kind
Are killing rock and roll
It's not because you are O L D
It's cause you ain't got no soul!
Don't be afraid of fun
Loosen up your ponytail!
Be wild, young, free and dumb
Get your head out of your tail
Don Henley must die!
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey!
Don Henley must die!
Put him in the electric chair
Watch him fry!
Don Henley must die
Don Henley must die
No Eagles reunion
The same goes for you, Sting!

关于这首歌Mojo Nixon还在访谈里讲过这么一个传奇故事，可以戳这里看：
https://www.austinchronicle.com/music/2014-06-20/don-henley-must-die/
太长不看和英文不看版：
1.1992年7月31日，Nixon和他的乐队要在一家酒吧里演出。之前他就听小道消息说Don会来。
2.结果喝得醉醺醺的Don还真来了。Nixon顿时吓傻，把吉他放下又拿起，拿起又放下，如此反复三次。
3.最终Nixon拿着麦嚷：你这家伙，是来吵架的还是来打架的？（Don, do you want to debate? Do you want to fist fight?）
4.Don：我来唱那首歌，尤其是“别和Glenn Frey重聚”那部分（ 'I want to sing that song, especially the part about not getting together with Glenn Frey!'）
5.然后他们真的一起唱了这首歌。
6.唱完之后，乐队鼓手夸赞Don “那玩意儿和教堂的钟一样大”（have balls as big as church bells），Nixon被圈粉。
7.Don离开的时候醉得找错了自己的梅赛德斯奔驰车。（看到这段想起Hotel California）
8.乐队开始演奏Already Gone.
Don的幽默感也是66666

其实我不太喜欢这首歌～

一首恐怖的歌