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157楼2009-07-09 10:39
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    顶!


    158楼2009-07-13 16:26
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      159楼2009-07-13 20:33
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        • 59.50.170.*
        @echo off
        REM 以下为关闭部分服务的命令,不足之处请各位看官自行更改!(disabled:禁用 demand:手动)
        REM [关Alerter服务]
        sc stop alerter
        sc config alerter start= disabled
        REM [关Application Layer Gateway Service服务]
        sc stop ALG
        sc config ALG start= demand
        REM [关Application Management服务]
        sc stop AppMgmt
        sc config AppMgmt start= demand
        REM [关Automatic Updates服务]
        sc stop wuauserv
        sc config wuauserv start= disabled
        REM [关ClipBook服务]
        sc stop ClipSrv
        sc config ClipSrv start= demand
        REM [关COM+ System Application服务]
        sc stop COMSysApp
        sc config COMSysApp start= demand
        REM [关Distributed Transaction Coordinator服务]
        sc stop MSDTC
        sc config MSDTC start= demand
        REM [关Error Reporting Service服务]
        sc stop ERSvc
        sc config ERsvc start= disabled
        REM [关Fast User Switching Compatibility服务]
        sc stop FastUserSwitchingCompatibility
        sc config FastUserSwitchingCompatibility start= disabled
        REM [关Help and Support服务]
        sc stop helpsvc
        sc config helpsvc start= disabled
        REM [关Human Interface Device Access服务]
        sc stop HidServ
        sc config HidServ start= disabled
        REM [关IMAPI CD-Burning COM Service服务]
        sc stop ImapiService
        sc config ImapiService start= demand
        REM [关Indexing Service服务]
        sc stop CiSvc
        sc config CiSvc start= demand
        REM [关Internet Connection Firewall (ICF) / Internet Connection Sharing (ICS)服务]
        sc stop ShareAccess
        sc config ShareAccess start= demand
        REM [关Logical Disk Manager Administrative Service服务]
        sc stop dmadmin
        sc config dmadmin start= demand
        REM [关Messenger服务]
        sc stop Messenger
        sc config Messenger start= disabled
        REM [关MS Software Shadow Copy Provider服务]
        sc stop SwPrv
        sc config SwPrv start= demand
        REM [关Net Logon服务]
        sc stop NetLogon
        sc config NetLogon start= demand
        REM [关NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing服务]
        sc stop mnmsrvc
        sc config mnmsrvc start= demand
        REM [关Network DDE服务]
        sc stop NetDDE
        sc config NetDDE start= demand
        REM [关Network DDE DSDM服务]
        


        161楼2009-07-15 16:53
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          • 59.50.170.*
          sc stop NetDDEdsdm
          sc config NetDDEdsdm start= demand
          REM [关NT LM Security Support Provider服务]
          sc stop NtLmSsp
          sc config NtLmSsp start= demand
          REM [关Performance Logs and Alerts服务]
          sc stop Sysmonlog
          sc config Sysmonlog start= demand
          REM [关Portable Media Serial Number Service服务]
          sc stop WmdmPmSN
          sc config WmdmPmSN start= demand
          REM [关Print Spooler服务]
          sc stop Spooler
          sc config Spooler start= disabled
          REM [关QoS RSVP服务]
          sc stop RSVP
          sc config RSVP start= demand
          REM [关Remote Access Auto Connection Manager服务]
          sc stop RasAuto
          sc config RasAuto start= demand
          REM [关Remote Access Connection Manager服务]
          sc stop RasMan
          sc config RasMan start= demand
          REM [关Remote Desktop Help Session Manager服务]
          sc stop RDSessMgr
          sc config RDSessMgr start= demand
          REM [关Remote Procedure Call (RPC) Locator服务]
          sc stop RpcLocator
          sc config RpcLocator start= demand
          REM [关Remote Registry服务]
          sc stop RemoteRegistry
          sc config RemoteRegistry start= disabled
          REM [关Removable Storage服务]
          sc stop NtmsSvc
          sc config NtmsSvc start= demand
          REM [关Routing and Remote Access服务]
          sc stop RemoteAccess
          sc config RemoteAccess start= disabled
          REM [关Smart Card服务]
          sc stop SCardSvr
          sc config SCardSvr start= demand
          REM [关Smart Card Helper服务]
          sc stop SCardDvr
          sc config SCardDvr start= demand
          REM [关SSDP Discovery Service服务]
          sc stop SSDPSRV
          sc config SSDPSRV start= disabled
          REM [关System Restore Service服务]
          sc stop srservice
          sc config srservice start= disabled
          REM [关Task Scheduler服务]
          sc stop Schedule
          sc config Schedule start= disabled
          REM [关Telephony服务]
          sc stop TapiSrv
          sc config TapiSrv start= demand
          REM [关Telnet服务]
          sc stop TlntSvr
          sc config TlntSvr start= disabled
          REM [关Themes服务]
          sc stop Themes
          sc config Themes start= disabled
          REM [关Uninterruptible Power Supply服务]
          sc stop UPS
          sc config TapiSrv start= disabled
          REM [关Universal Plug and Play Device Host服务]
          


          162楼2009-07-15 16:53
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            • 59.50.170.*
            sc stop upnphost
            sc config upnphost start= demand
            REM [关Volume Shadow Copy服务]
            sc stop VSS
            sc config VSS start= demand
            REM [关Windows Installer服务]
            sc stop MSIServer
            sc config MSIServer start= demand
            REM [关Windows Management Instrumentation Driver Extensions服务]
            sc stop Wmi
            sc config Wmi start= demand
            REM [关Wireless Zero Configuration服务]
            sc stop WZCSVC
            sc config WZCSVC start= disabled
            REM [关WMI Performance Adapter服务]
            sc stop WmiApSrv
            sc config WmiApSrv start= demand
            echo **************************************************
            REM 以下为优化部分注册表的命令,不足之处请各位看官自行更改!
            REM [优化关机及程序结束]
            echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 >>abc.reg
            echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop] >>abc.reg
            echo "AutoEndTasks"="1" >>abc.reg
            echo "WaitToKillAppTimeout"="1000" >>abc.reg
            echo "HungAppTimeout"="200" >>abc.reg
            echo "MenuShowDelay"="0" >>abc.reg
            REM [优化预读]
            echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters] >>abc.reg
            echo "EnablePrefetcher"=dword:00000003 >>abc.reg
            REM [关闭IPC$,慎用]
            echo [HEKY_LOCAL_MACHINE\YSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Lsa]    >>abc.reg
            echo "restrictanonymous"="1" >>abc.reg
            REM [不加载多余的DLL文件]
            echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer] >>abc.reg
            echo "AlwaysUnloadDLL"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
            REM [加快局域网访问速度]
            echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\RemoteComputer\NameSpace] >>abc.reg
            echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\RemoteComputer\NameSpace\{2227A280-3AEA-1069-A2DE-08002B30309D}] >>abc.reg
            echo @="Printers" >>abc.reg 
            REM [小键盘指示灯]
            echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Keyboard] >>abc.reg
            echo "InitialKeyboardIndicators"="2" >>abc.reg
            REM [关闭Drwtson]
            echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\AeDebug] >>abc.reg
            echo "Auto"="0" >>abc.reg
            REM [取消快捷方式的箭头]
            echo [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\lnkfile] >>abc.reg
            echo @="快捷方式" >>abc.reg
            


            163楼2009-07-15 16:53
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              • 59.50.170.*
              echo "EditFlags"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
              echo "NeverShowExt"="" >>abc.reg
              REM [关机时自动清除开始菜单的文档记录]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer] >>abc.reg
              echo "ClearRecentDocsOnEixt"=hex:01,00,00,00 >>abc.reg
              echo "NeverShowExt"="" >>abc.reg
              REM [去掉默认共享]
              echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\lanmanserver\parameters] >>abc.reg 
              echo "AutoShareServer"=dword:00000000 >>abc.reg
              echo "AutoShareWks"=dword:00000000 >>abc.reg
              REM [屏蔽任务栏的锁定计算机和更改密码]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System] >>abc.reg 
              echo "DisableLockWorkstation"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg 
              echo "DisableChangePassword"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
              REM [加快菜单显示速度]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop] >>abc.reg
              echo "MenuShowDelay"="0" >>abc.reg
              REM [关闭文件保护]
              echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon] >>abc.reg
              echo "SFCDisable"=dword:ffffff9d >>abc.reg
              REM [XP关机时自动清理页面文件]
              echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management] >>abc.reg
              echo "ClearPageFileAtShutdown"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
              REM [关闭分组相似任务栏]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced] >>abc.reg
              echo "TaskbarGlomming"=dword:00000000 >>abc.reg
              REM [关闭每60天桌面清理向导]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Desktop\CleanupWiz] >>abc.reg
              echo "NoRun"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
              REM [禁用欢迎屏幕并使用传统登录框]
              echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon] >>abc.reg
              echo "LogonType"=dword:00000000 >>abc.reg
              REM [禁用错误报告]
              echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\PCHealth\ErrorReporting] >>abc.reg
              echo "DoReport"=dword:00000000 >>abc.reg
              REM [禁用屏保]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Control Panel\Desktop] >>abc.reg
              echo "ScreenSaveActive"="0" >>abc.reg
              REM [禁用IE自动完成]
              echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel] >>abc.reg
              echo "FormSuggest"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
              


              164楼2009-07-15 16:53
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                • 59.50.170.*
                echo "FormSuggest Passwords"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer] >>abc.reg
                REM [关闭光盘和硬盘的AUTORUN]
                echo "NoDriveTypeAutoRun"=dword:00000091 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单显示“注销”]
                echo "ForceStartMenuLogOff"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [不显示“运行”]
                echo "NoRun"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单不显示“文档”]
                echo "NoRecentDocsMenu"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单不显示“查找”]
                echo "NoFind"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单不显示“收藏夹”]
                echo "NoFavoritesMenu"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单不显示“帮助”]
                echo "NoSMHelp"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [在开始菜单不显示“控制面板”]
                echo "NoSetFolders"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [隐藏桌面Internet Explorer图标]
                echo "NoInternetIcon"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                REM [。。。。。。。。。。]
                echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion] >>abc.reg 
                echo "RegisteredOrganization"="网吧" >>abc.reg
                echo "RegisteredOwner"="轩辕" >>abc.reg
                REM [添加网吧名称至时间前面]
                echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\International] >>abc.reg
                echo "sTimeFormat"="【网吧】H:mm:ss" >>abc.reg
                REM [指定不运行的程序]
                echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer] >>abc.reg
                echo "DisallowRun"=dword:00000001 >>abc.reg
                echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer\DisallowCpl] >>abc.reg
                echo [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer\DisallowRun] >>abc.reg
                echo "1"="emule.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "2"="vagaa.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "3"="bt.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "4"="thunder.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "5"="thundershell.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "6"="bittorrent.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "7"="bitcomet.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "8"="flashget.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "9"="ilink.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "10"="pp.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "11"="pp2005.exe" >>abc.reg
                echo "12"="dudu.exe" >>abc.reg
                


                165楼2009-07-15 16:53
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                  • 59.50.170.*
                  echo "13"="pcpop.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "14"="Robocop.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "15"="Ok.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "16"="****snow.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "17"="poco2004.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "18"="ilink2005.exe" >>abc.reg
                  echo "19"="ilink.exe" >>abc.reg
                  REM [屏蔽恶意插件]
                  REM [3721实名]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{B83FC273-3522-4CC6-92EC-75CC86678DA4}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [3721实名]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{4522DBFE-14CD-4A59-AC2A-54BADFDD6D53}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [3721上网助手]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{1B0E7716-898E-48CC-9690-4E338E8DE1D3}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [3721上网助手]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{7CA83CF1-3AEA-42D0-A4E3-1594FC6E48B2}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [3721中文邮]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{4EDBBAEA-F509-49F6-94D1-ECEC4BE5B686}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [3721升级包]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{8D898B17-976D-44c1-84E6-AF38842AC9EC}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [CNNIC通用域名]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{9A578C98-3C2F-4630-890B-FC04196EF420}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [DUDU]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{8135EF31-FE8C-4C6E-A18A-F59944C3A488}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [新浪IE通]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{98FA5667-513F-4F15-8A15-C171477B8847}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [新浪点点通]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{15DDE989-CD45-4561-BF99-D22C0D5C2B74}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [搜狐工具栏]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{484FF54A-CC44-467E-9C31-5B89FC753007}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [搜狐工具栏]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{CE7C3CF0-4B15-11D1-ABED-709549C10000}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [百度搜索伴侣]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{BC207F7D-3E63-4ACA-99B5-FB5F8428200C}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  REM [百度搜霸]
                  echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\ActiveX Compatibility\{9BBC1154-218D-453C-97F6-A06582224D81}] >>abc.reg
                  echo "Compatibility Flags"=dword:00000400 >>abc.reg
                  regedit /s abc.reg
                  @echo off


                  166楼2009-07-15 16:53
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                    帮顶啦


                    167楼2009-07-15 16:57
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                      • 59.173.26.*
                      ~~~


                      168楼2009-07-16 08:38
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                        哈哈哈,不错


                        169楼2009-07-16 13:50
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                          很可爱


                          170楼2009-07-16 18:09
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                            喵·


                            IP属地:河北173楼2009-07-17 14:20
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                              贾军鹏在这么
                              知道的告诉我
                              就说我在找他回家吃饭


                              174楼2009-07-17 17:04
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