燃情克利夫兰第一季第一集剧本

Don't you hate any kid who flies first class? Oy, enough with the clacky.
=>你不讨厌任何一个飞行头等舱的孩子吗？ Oy，够了，还好。
You know, I'm trying to get email reception.
=> 你知道，我正在尝试收到电子邮件。
My agent said he might have an audition for me when I get back.
=> 我的经纪人说，当我回来的时候他可能会为我做试镜。
It's so hard to find great roles for women in their late 30s.
=> 30多岁的女性很难找到好的角色。
Oh, what's it like at your age? Airplane mirrors aren't accurate, are they? Of course not.
=> 哦，你这个年纪怎么样？飞机镜子不准确，是吗？当然不是。
Excuse me, - Are you - Yes, yes.
=> 对不起，你是 - 是的，是的。
I am Victoria Chase.
=> 我是Victoria Chase。
One tries to be inconspicuous.
=> 一个人试图变得不起眼。
Yes.
=> 是。
That hat screams, "ignore me.
=> 那顶帽子尖叫，“不理我。
" You know, some fans are reluctant to approach me Ever since the edge of tomorrow was cancelled.
=>“你知道，有些球迷不愿意接近我，因为明天的边缘被取消了。
Playing Honor Saint raven for the past 27 years Has been a privilege and it is always so gratifying To meet those that I have moved and touched.
=> 过去二十七年荣誉圣乌克兰人是一种荣幸，为了遇见那些我感动和感动的人，我感到非常高兴。
Oh, actually, what I was going to ask was, "are you comfortable?" No, but I will be when you bring me a drink.
=> 哦，其实，我要问的是，“你舒服吗？”不，但是当你给我来一杯饮料的时候，我会的。
- Champagne, three.
=> - 香槟三人
- Right away.
=> - 马上。
Oh, you know, I think my Nana watched that show.
=> 哦，你知道吗，我觉得我的娜娜看了那个表演。
Oh, I wish that was sweet.
=> 哦，我希望那是甜蜜的。
Okay, Victoria, put away your phone.
=> 好吧，维多利亚，收起你的手机。
Joy, put away your spreadsheets, I want to have a toast.
=> 快乐，收起你的电子表格，我想要祝酒。
Thank you.
=> 谢谢。
Here's to number 122.
=> 这是122号。
Cash in your miles and fly to Paris with your best friends.
=> 在你的里程兑现，并与你最好的朋友一起飞往巴黎。
Woo-hoo! This is gonna be fun.
=> 真厉害！这会很有趣。
Yes.
=> 是。
Ooh.
=> 哦。
Oh, I'm gonna get a napkin.
=> 哦，我要拿一张餐巾纸
Be right back.
=> 马上回来。
Anders is on the plane.
=> 安德斯在飞机上。
Your husband, Anders? How many Anders do you know? Oh my God! Oh, my God.
=> 你的丈夫安德斯？你知道多少个安德斯？哦，我的上帝！哦，我的上帝。
Oh, my God.
=> 哦，我的上帝。
Just calm down.
=> 冷静一下啦。

You didn't know he was going to Paris? We haven't spoken to each other in months.
=> 你不知道他要去巴黎吗？我们几个月没有互相交谈过。
Our lawyers told us not to.
=> 我们的律师告诉我们不要。
Your lawyers are right.
=> 你的律师是对的。
Ignore him.
=> 忽略他。
Miss, kindly close the 1st class drapes.
=> 小姐，亲切的关闭第一堂课的窗帘。
We paid good money not to have to look at coach.
=> 我们花了好钱不必看教练。
Now you can forget all about him.
=> 现在你可以忘记他的一切
It's just a hideous coincidence.
=> 这只是一个可怕的巧合。
Yeah, but what if it's not a coincidence? What if he's missing me too? And Los Angeles was filled with so many sad memories, He's flying to Paris to fill a void in his life? What if this is our "meet on top of the empire state building" moment? Have you been watching sleepless in Seattle again? No.
=> 是的，但如果不是巧合呢？如果他也想念我呢？洛杉矶充满了许多悲伤的回忆，他飞往巴黎填补了他一生的空白。如果这是我们“在帝国大厦之上见面”的时刻呢？你再一次在西雅图看着失眠吗？没有。
Yes.
=> 是。
But I got it down to once a month.
=> 但是我把它记到一个月一次。
You know, I was up for a part in that movie.
=> 你知道，我在那部电影里扮演一个角色。
Of course you were.
=> 你当然是。
I'm gonna go talk to him.
=> 我要去和他谈谈。
Remember, romantic comedies are like cellulite cures.
=> 请记住，浪漫喜剧就像脂肪团治疗。
Every one of them is a lie.
=> 他们每个人都是谎言。
- Oh.
=> - 哦。
- Oh, my goodness.
=> - 哦，我的天啊。
- Wow.
=> - 哇。
Melanie.
=> 梅兰妮。
- Anders.
=> - 安德斯。
Wow.
=> 哇。
I didn't see you get on the plane.
=> 我没有看到你上了飞机。
What a surprise.
=> 真是一个惊喜。
You're the one full of surprises.
=> 你是一个充满惊喜的人。
Traveling to Europe, reading fiction, And drinking club soda? I know.
=> 到欧洲旅行，读小说，喝苏打水？我知道。
Where's your workaholic drunk of a husband, huh? - Well, I'm divorcing him, but you-- - Hi, I'm Kim.
=> 你丈夫喝醉了吗？ - 我和他离婚了，但你 - 嗨，我是金。
HiKim.
=> HiKim。
Melanie, all the men are bastards, all relationships end badly.
=> 媚兰，所有的男人都是**，所有的关系都很糟糕。

Hasn't my life taught you anything? I haven't even gone on a date yet And he's taking his fiancee to Paris.
=> 我的生活还没有教过你什么？我还没有约会呢他正在带他的未婚妻去巴黎。
And she's so young.
=> 她很年轻
She's half my age.
=> 她是我的一半。
Well, darling, that really isn't that young.
=> 那么，亲爱的，那真的不是那么年轻。
My fake age.
=> 我的假年龄。
Oh, my God.
=> 哦，我的上帝。
She's a child.
=> 她是个孩子
I say we kill him and make his underage whore watch.
=> 我说我们杀了他，让他未成年的妓女看。
Listen, I know how painful this is, But maybe--maybe this is your chance To finally move on.
=> 听着，我知道这是多么痛苦，但也许 - 也许这是你的机会，最后继续前进。
Oh, Mel, you deserve so much better.
=> 哦，梅尔，你值得这么好。
She's right.
=> 她是对的。
You're the kindest, most loving person in the world.
=> 你是世界上最善良，最有爱心的人。
I hope the plane crashes and kills them both.
=> 我希望飞机坠毁并杀死他们。
Make it stop! She didn't cause this! - Whoa! - Make it stop! This is Captain Reid speaking.
=> 让它停止！她没有造成这个！ - 哇！ - 让它停止！这是里德上尉演讲。
All passengers and flight attendants Please take your seats and fasten your seat belts.
=> 所有乘客和乘务员请坐下并系好安全带。
I knew something like this would happen.
=> 我知道这样会发生。
All the great ones go down in planes.
=> 所有伟大的人都坐飞机。
We've been cleared for an emergency landing.
=> 我们已经清除了紧急着陆。
Please remain calm.
=> 请保持冷静。
My God! All I cared about was being successful, And now I'm gonna die and I never got married Or had children! And I never won a daytime Emmy! Not even the season I so courageously battled Lyme disease! And I've never done anything impulsive Except get on this plane and look where that got me! I'm too young to die.
=> 天哪！我所关心的一切都是成功的，现在我要死了，我永远不会结婚或生小孩！而我从来没有赢得过艾美奖的一天！连这个赛季我都不敢和莱姆病作斗争！我从来没有做过任何冲动除了坐上这架飞机，看看我的位置！我太年轻了，不能死。
Although it is nice to still be young for something.
=> 虽然对于某些东西来说还是很好的。
I need everyone to brace for impact.
=> 我需要每个人都支持冲击。
I love you guys.
=> 我爱你们。
I love you too.
=> 我也爱你。
And I swear that if I survive this, I am going to stop being so vain.
=> 而且我发誓如果我活下来，我会停止如此徒劳。
And scared of everything.
=> 并

And scared of everything.
=> 并害怕一切。
And I'm never gonna complain about anything Ever, ever again.
=> 而且我永远不会再抱怨任何事了。
We have safely landed in Cleveland.
=> 我们已经安全地降落在克利夫兰。
Cleveland? Well, great.
=> 克利夫兰？好吧，好极了。
My husband's engaged and we're in a dive bar in Cleveland.
=> 我丈夫订婚了，我们正在克利夫兰的一个潜水吧。
Look, I googled "Cleveland" and "get hammered," And this is what came up.
=> 看，我搜索了“克利夫兰”和“敲打”，这就是出现了。
Along with some very disturbing pictures of drew Carey.
=> 随着一些非常令人不安的照片提请凯里。
Why are the men looking at us like that? No, I get recognized a lot, but this is different.
=> 为什么这些人看着我们呢？不，我得到很多认可，但这是不同的。
WaitI remember that look.
=> 等等我记得那个样子。
It'sDesire.
=> It'sDesire。
Oh.
=> 哦。
They're looking at us.
=> 他们正在看我们。
In L.
=> 在L.
A.
=>一个。
, they look past us.
=>，他们看着我们。
- Ladies.
=> - 女士们
- How you doing? - Hello.
=> - 你好吗？ - 你好。
- Hey.
=> - 嘿。
- Yeah.
=> - 是的。
- How you doing? I feel young and hot Like they're undressing me with their eyes And not finding spanx.
=> - 你好吗？我感到年轻和热像他们用眼睛脱衣服我没有找到斯潘克斯。
I haven't felt like a piece of meat in so long.
=> 我没有这么长时间感觉像一块肉。
Wow.
=> 哇。
To think that we spend all that time and effort And money trying to look ten years younger And ten pounds lighter, and all we had to do Was crash-land in Cleveland.
=> 认为我们花费了所有的时间和精力金钱试图看起来十岁小十磅轻，我们所要做的就是在克利夫兰崩溃的土地。
Where all the men look like real men And the women look like real women.
=> 所有的男人看起来都像真正的男人，女人看起来像真正的女人。
I'm gonna order chili fries.
=>我要点辣椒炸薯条
Are your chili fries good? Can Lebron James jump? Can who do what now? They're good.
=> 你的辣椒薯条好吗？勒布朗詹姆斯能跳吗？现在谁能做什么？他们很好。
We'll have three orders and Three not-light beers.
=> 我们将有三个订单和三个不轻的啤酒。
Coming right up, and the guys at that table over there Would like for you to join them.
=> 快来吧，那边那个桌子上的伙计们愿意加入他们。
Look how adorably heterosexual they are.
=> 看看他们是多么可爱的异性恋。
In L.
=> 在L.
A.
=>一个。
, it's always a question.
=>，这总是一个问题。
I blame manscaping.
=> 我怪罪人。
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谢谢大佬

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