：这只小狗多少钱啊？
：500元。
：好的，我买下了。
：以后给你取名叫小黑。
：小黑过来~~~
：“汪汪汪、、、、”
：小黑真乖，来给你吃骨头。
：汪汪汪、、、、、、
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：天啦，我的床单~~~~~~天哪，，我的柜子，你这只畜生，我要杀了你。
papapapappap~~~~~
：汪汪、、、呜呜呜~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(>_<)~~~~
：看你以后还敢不敢，真是受够了，每天上班那么辛苦，你还给我捣乱。
：汪汪汪~~~~~
：叫什么叫，烦死了，闭嘴，滚出去。
papapapappa~~~
：呜呜呜呜~~~~(>_<)~~~~
：今天你不要吃饭了
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某宠物中心
：你好，我把狗狗寄存在你这里一下，我需要出差
：好的，放这里你放心吧，保证给你养的好好打额
：好的谢谢！
：汪汪汪。呜呜呜呜呜~~~~(>_<)~~~~
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