【今日话题】一句话调侃你的专业

Biochemistry 生化学
Spend Several Years Aspiring to Discover the : Cure for Cancer , and the Rest of Your Life Manufacturing Shampoo.
操治癌症的心，造洗发水的命。

Archaeology 考古学
If you don't know what it is ,it's probably a ceremonial.
未知的玩意儿，都可以叫作“古老的仪式”。

Math数学
This degree won 't feed your family unless you combine it with something else.
这门学科如果不跟别的配着用，你就别指望养家糊口。

Business商科
I only understand them , but can not imitate them perfectly.
成功人士的那点儿事我一直在学习，但一直模仿未遂。

English英语
So you want to be a teacher.
你是想当老师吧。

Communications 通信
We'll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.
一门教你如何让别人觉得自己的专业很牛逼的技巧课。

Information Technology
信息技术
Let me google that for you。
请让我竭诚为您百度。

Linguistic语言学
Studied 17 languages, I am fluent in none of them .
天下语言门门懂，没有一样很精通

哈哈

Business English商务英语
This degree won 't feed your family unless you combine it with something else.
这门学科如果不跟别的配着用，你就别指望养家糊口。

全世界都在学。

音乐呢？