一日，四男五女在一起银湿作对,男一曰：上海自来水来自海上!求工整下联？---这个联子可了不得，因为倒过来念，完全一样!轮到女方作答女一，想了想答到：山东落花生花落东山!--比较厉害，竟然接上了，下面轮到男方续接男二，回答了：哥曾信佛但佛信曾哥！---说完还眨巴眼睛，非常前卫的回答！女二应曰：年青慰安妇安慰青年！-不好意思的脸红了红，^^，太牛碧！男三望了望对面女子的大波，应曰：大波美人鱼人美波大！---十分猥琐的回答，弄得女方故意胶嗔！女三：黄山落叶松叶落山黄---比较低调，不过我喜欢！（这才是闷颾，众男银笑）男四出场了，大声高呼，看哥来压轴好戏：明天到操场操到天明!!---众男银听得虎躯一震，女银听得沐饵一紧，不愧为男方压轴好戏！这时，女四不服了，高声银叫，看你姑艿艿的，才是真正的压轴好戏---日照老年人年老照日！！此联只有天上有，凡间难得几回闻啊！女四压轴一出，众人正起身离场，这时女五揉了揉眼，吐了口口水，慢悠悠道：狗日楼主在主楼日狗！众愕然，即而惊叫！

我只想说：删前

你应该你问问耳根

Amphibiansareectothermic,tetrapodvertebratesof theclassAmphibia. Modern amphibians are allLissamphibia. They inhabit a wide variety ofhabitatswith most species living withinterrestrial,fossorial,arborealor freshwateraquaticecosystems. Amphibians typically start out aslarvaeliving in water, but some species have developed behavioural adaptations to bypass this. The young generally undergometamorphosisfrom larva with gills to an adult air-breathing form with lungs. Amphibians use their skin as a secondary respiratory surface and some small terrestrialsalamandersandfrogslack lungs and rely entirely on their skin. They are superficially similar toreptilesbut, along with mammals and birds, reptiles areamniotesand do not require water bodies in which to breed. With their complex reproductive needs and permeable skins, amphibians are oftenecological indicatorsand in recent decades there has been a dramaticdecline in amphibian populationsfor many species around the globe

知道辰一更的故事么

看这个“片”字，像什么？
没错！
就是奥特曼放激光的姿势。
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不为成仙，只为在这红尘中等你归来。

前面的都TM散开！快！快！快
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