回复：圣诞节大家都去约会了，单身狗怎

找约啊

单身狗在宿舍看电影

好好读书

刷贴吧

出去咬人吧

单身狗也是狗！ 啊呸！ 也是人！

我们约！

溜溜就好

It seems that Christmas
time is here once again,
and it is time again to
bring in the New Year.
We wish the merriest of
christmas to you
and you loved ones,
and we wish you
happiness and prosperity

翻译一下

在宿舍躺尸

单身狗约起来！