纪录花花犯骚

刚才吃完泥锅回来的路上，我打了个嗝，然后我问花花，你猜我打嗝是什么味的？他想了一下也打了个嗝！！我说你是故意憋的吗[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]他说对呀！但是他打嗝也闻不出来、因为我打嗝是萝味，他没吃萝卜。花花郁闷了[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

回家开门的时候花花说看看还有多少电费。我说还有好多呢、这次交了100、用到明年都没问题！花花说你放屁。我说，还有20多天就是明年了！我说错了吗[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

花花洗漱完接了盆洗脚水，然后催我洗漱，一直说赶紧的赶紧的。我说好好好 赶紧的。然后就一下把脚放到他的洗脚水里。他一下子愣住了，拿小袜子砸我[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]