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How to handle life?

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I asked myself how to handle life? My room gave me the answer:
Roof said: Aim high.
Fan said: Be cool.
Clock said: Value time.
Calendar said: Be up-to-date.
Wallet said: Save now for the future.
Mirror said: Always observe yourself.
Wall said: Share others' load.
Window said: Expand the vision.
Floor said: Always be down to Earth.
Stairs Said: Watch each step you take.
The most inspiring one:
Toilet bowl said: When it's time to let go, just let it go.......
And the toilet paper said: Expect shit every day!


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