我先来。。好吧又一次。。@yollandazx

Mycroft Holmes：
这是我第一次这么正式的叫你的名字。叫micky叫惯了没办法⊙ω⊙在别人看来我们之间似乎毫无联系，我是森林的王，你是英国的政府。可事实上是，我们确实没什么联系第一次看到你是在贴吧上，你问我是谁，当时我说是傲娇女王，那时的我还没反应过来我已经深深地喜欢上你。我知道你是个弟控，知道你随时可以发起一场战争，知道你的发际线（啥。）知道你会几天几夜忙工作不回家，知道...可我还是喜欢你，就算有一天你拿军队来攻击我的精灵们，我想我还是会甘愿倒在你的刀下。守卫森林固然重要，可我觉得只要你开心就好。虽然我很傲娇并且现在正嚼着loki的布丁，但是！我就是喜欢你我就是喜欢你我就是喜欢你。就这样吧micky，唔...布丁真好吃。【二公主我造你不会介意的(´･ω･`)】
PS1：探花儿砸我知道你们不会介意的~
PS2：哪有女王给政府表白的！

Dear Thranduil:
How are you doing?
The last time I met you was maybe...Err...Ten years ago?(I'm not sure if I met you before.)I just want to know, why?Why you like me?You're so beautiful,rich,and young(I'm not sure). Also you have a cute son--Legolas, I'm just very expecting to see him......Maybe I cannot stay with you forever(What?!),but maybe I can stay with you until I die.
You said I can start a war with your elves at anytime,ooh what can I say[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]You're so so so so cute~~~~~How can I do that[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]Maybe I am not the only one who love you,but if you love me,anything is possible[KISS MARK][HEAVY BLACK HEART]️
Mycroft Holmes,
London.
PS:There is nothing between Lestrade and I.Trust me.
PS:这给我写的这个累[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]有语病请纠正！！憋喷我英语！！
@音符也会流泪