回复：转一个好莱坞前经纪人的贴，兼一些偶遇欧美名人的经历（有你

【图片】我在好莱坞的homedepot工作，见到了杰瑞米·雷纳。我是漫威的粉丝，《复仇者联盟》那时刚刚上映。我给杰瑞米看了我的美国队长纹身，他看着我说：“鹰眼会更好。”
I work at homedepot in Hollywood, that's where I met Jeremy Renner on 4th of July buying a BBQ. I'm a huge Marvel fan and the Avengers had just come out so I was geeking out. Showed him my Captain America tattoo and he looked at me and said "A Hawkeye one would of been better"

布拉德利·库伯和蕾妮·齐薇格
几年前，在一次活动上，布拉德利是发言人，在问答环节，我的问题是：“我等了你五个小时，你能给我个拥抱吗？”他说“当然啦”，然后我上台拥抱了他。我注意到在我们拥抱的时候，底下有人拍了张照片，我想知道是谁拍的，想把照片要过来。
结果那个人是芮妮齐薇格，他们当时在交往。当我返回座位的时候，我旁边的人告诉我：“芮妮齐薇格用她的数码相机拍了一张你拥抱她男朋友的照片。”我把facebook翻遍了，希望别人也拍了我拥抱布拉德利，但是只有芮妮齐薇格拍了。
Had my fair share of celebrity encounters (JGL, Owen Wilson, Mark Wahlberg to name a few) but one of my favorites was with Bradley Cooper a couple years ago. He was a speaker at an event, and during the Q&A session, my question was whether he would give me a hug since I had waited 5 hours to see him. He says sure, so I go on stage to hug him. It was the first of many hugs he gave that night, and he was very gracious about engaging personally with members of the audience. In any case, I had noticed that a single flash went off in the audience during our hug, and I wondered who had taken the picture so I could ask him/her for it later on...
Turns out it was Renee Zellweger. She and Brad were dating at the time, and she was sitting in the front row all alon

【图片】马丁·斯科塞斯：狂躁，非常友好，非常矮；简直是电影百科全书，一说起电影就停不下来。（这就是为什么我喜欢马丁的原因之一，他对电影的热爱让人动容）
Martin Scorsese: Manic, extremely friendly, extremely short; has an encyclopedic knowledge of film, which he talks about almost incessantly.

【图片】Annette Bening: Sweet, kind. Felt like meeting royalty. She has a clam aura and is simply beautiful with little makeup. She gives you her full focus when talking with you.
安妮特·贝宁：和蔼，友好。就像见到皇室成员一样。她给人一种非常快乐的气息，简单的妆容就很漂亮。跟你聊天的时候很专注。

【图片】Michael Fassbender - made my knees melt. Very dashing and tall and handsome in person. Smokes like a chimney, drinks like a sailor. Totally gives you the vibe that he can throw down a mean fuck.
迈克尔·法斯宾德 - 我都要给他跪下了。真人非常潇洒、高大、英俊。抽烟很凶，喝酒也很厉害。给人一种他能throw down a mean fuck感觉（不知道这个是什么意思啊，总之法鲨是男神就对了）。

伊利亚伍德
伊利亚伍德：和许多群众演员（大多是高校学生）一起坐在大厅里，非常乐于置身于其中，与群演聊了一整天，即使在5至10分钟的休息时间仍然坐在那里，而不是去等候室或他的拖车。除了David T.以外，我见过唯一那样对待群演的演员。
Elijah Wood: had to sit in a massive lecture hall in the middle of a crowd of non-professional extras (mostly students from the college where they were filming) and was perfectly happy to sit there and chat with the extras all day, and remained seated there even during 5-10 minute breaks rather than waiting in the green room or his trailer. Only actor I've witnessed behave that way towards extras apart from David T.

乔治克鲁尼
我熟识，信任的一个人（男性）和他睡过，说他不错，有魅力。
George Clooney: not my story but someone I know very well and trust (male) slept with him, said he was a nice, cool guy.

凯文史派西
我是一个女性，因此，我在他眼里就等同于空气。对这点，我要感谢上帝，因为我要跟他每天共事。（凯文史派西gay无疑）
Kevin Spacey: I am female and therefore completely invisible to him, to which I thanked God every day that I worked with him.

这个跟任何人都无关，但是我觉得应该翻译出来，让大家看看。
几年前，我见到一个演员（我觉得应该算是二线明星）离开一个活动，正要上一辆车。他周围有很多人在给他拍照，叫喊着他的名字，以及他们最喜欢的电影/角色，还冲他塞纸和笔。他当时很礼貌，说“抱歉”，他今天没有时间签名。然后就跳上一辆车，离开了。
有很多人就开始“嘘”他，用脏话骂他，说再也不会看他的电影。我被这种敌意震惊了。那些人太多了，签名要花很多时间。
我为那个演员感到难过，因为那些人实在是太多了，而且粗暴无礼。其他人骂他是“混蛋”，因为他没有抽时间给他们签名。
A couple of years ago, I saw an actor (I'd probably rate him as B-List) leaving an event and getting into a car. There were crowds of people taking pictures, shouting his name, calling out their favorite movies/roles, and shoving pens and paper in front of him. He was - I thought - very polite, saying sorry, but he didn't have time for autographs today. He jumped into a car and rode away.
Many in the crowd started booing, calling him profanities, saying they would never watch his films again. I was kind of shocked by the animosity - after all, who knows what personal or professional commitments he had (and the crowd was big enough that giving autographs would have probably taken some time).
I walked away from that scene feeling bad for the actor because the crowd was pretty overwhelming and obnoxious; and others in the crowd walked away calling him an asshole because he didn't spend the time to sign for everyone waiting.
Just food for thought...

Angelina Jolie
这个女人的美丽所能带来的影响无法估量。我觉得她在电视上没有在现实生活中好看，在现实中，你简直是移不开自己的眼睛。眼睛、鼻子、嘴唇、颧骨都很完美。在生活中看起来要更娇小，优雅。我见到她时，她还没有和布拉德皮特搅在一起，他为了安吉丽娜朱莉离开安妮斯顿，我并不怪他。我愿意立刻甩了我的男朋友，为她成为直男。（能让gay变直男哦）
The impact of that woman's beauty is immeasurable. I think she actually looks less beautiful on sceen, in real life you cant help staring. Eyes, nose, lips, cheekbones - perfection. Much smaller and surprisingly delicate looking in life. She didn't interact with anyone that I saw. This was before she hooked up with Brad. I don't blame him for leaving Jennifer. I would dump my boyfriend and go straight for her in a heartbeat.

即使用纽约的标准来看，格温仍打扮地一丝不苟。即使她不是一名演员，当她走进的时候，所有的直男似乎都在盯着她看，她真人很漂亮，高挑、苗条、白皙。
Gwyneth exceptionally well groomed even by NYC standards, Say what you will about her, the fact is that even if she wasn't an actress, Gwyneth is very good looking in person, tall, slim and golden. All the straight guys seemed riveted when she walked in.

芮妮齐薇格
我哥哥和芮妮齐薇格一起吃过饭，她当时在为Bridget 2做准备，她抓着身上的肉，一直在问同张桌子上吃饭的陌生人：“我看起来肥吗？”，我哥哥说她人不错，就是有点怪。
My brother ate dinner at the same table with Renee Zellweger and Jack White in Detroit in 2003. Renee was gaining weight for Bridget 2 and kept asking strangers at the table "Do I look fat?" while grabbing parts of her body. My bro said she seemed kind of "off", but was nice.

希拉里斯万克
真人看起来比你想象得要漂亮多了（一点都不男性化），非常有魅力。自带光环，很爱笑。Hilary Swank: Much prettier in person than you'd think (not mannish at all), and very charming. She has a glow. Laughs a lot (have only met her in non-work settings).

瑞恩·高斯林
一直散发出性欲的感觉，他看着你的样子就像是他想上了你，而且，他了解他在这方面的魅力，虽然人不错。
"Ryan Gosling - exudes sex, like all the time. He looks at you like he wants to fuck you. Very nice guy though and aware of his affect on people."

约翰·特拉沃尔塔
我遇到过约翰·特拉沃尔塔，他给我钱，要跟我发生关系。我拒绝后，他让我签署了一份声明，说他从来没有过同性恋行为。（赶紧出轨吧！）
I met John Travolta who offered me money for kinky gay sex. When I declined, he made me sign a waiver admitting he never engages in homosexual encounters.