回复：转一个好莱坞前经纪人的贴，兼一些偶遇欧美名人的经历（有你

基努·里维斯
非常友好的人，几年前在巴尔的摩遇到过他。非常接地气，当我们管他要签名的时候，他邀请我们和他坐一会儿，聊了会儿天。
Keanu Reeves, honestly a really nice guy. Met him in Baltimore years ago, but really just a cool down to earth guy, had a fun conversation about music after he invited us to sit with him when we politely asked for an autograph.

詹妮弗·劳伦斯
我之前碰到过詹妮弗·劳伦斯，她当时尿急，上蹿下跳地说要找个厕所，我帮她找了个厕所。她跟访谈里表现的一样。
I ran into Jennifer Lawrence before... She had to pee really bad...lol... She was jumping up and down saying she needed to find a bathroom so I helped her find a bathroom. She was exactly how she is in interviews.
还有一个帖子说她小的时候，詹妮弗·劳伦斯babysit过她！！！

泰勒·斯威夫特
我弟弟见到过泰勒·斯威夫特两次，非常好的女孩，但是她妈妈差远了。有一次，他们给她公寓做装修（弄地板砖之类的，不确定什么意思）。第二天她回来的时候，他们在干活，她给他们烤了些饼干。（见了几个帖子，都是说霉霉人很nice）
My younger brother has met Taylor swift twice. Once served her at olive garden. Such a sweet girl but her mom was far from it. Another time he was doing tile work and they did her condo here in Nashville. On the second day she came home while they were working. She baked them cookies. How cool is that? Major celeb baked a few tile workers cookies.

这个人是业内人士。
Hmmm. Ok well here are some. I should note that I met most of these people while working for an entertainment icon so people would be pretty stupid to be an asshole to me.
希拉里斯万克：很友好，真人很漂亮。
Hilary Swank - So nice and beautiful in person. This was the day after she had won her second Academy Award.
汤姆汉克斯：大概是好莱坞最友好的人。
Tom Hanks - Generally considered the nicest guy in Hollywood. Can confirm.
斯嘉丽·约翰逊：和蔼，但是很安静。
Scarlett Johansson - Sweet but quiet.
朱利安摩尔：非常和蔼，让我想起我妈。
Julianne Moore - Very sweet. She reminded me of my mom.
杰克·吉伦哈尔：很接地气，请我喝啤酒。
Jake Gyllenthal - I'm not looking up how to spell that. Really down to earth guy. Dropped a package at his house one day and he asked me to have a beer with him. Just shot the shit and went back to work.
梅尔吉布森：人很好，在片场和孩子开玩笑，逗他们笑。
Mel Gibson - On the set of ransom. He was generally really nice. He was joking with the group of school kids and making them laugh. Did some physical comedy. Seemed like a great guy.

我有一次在电影节上碰到了伊利亚伍德，我当时有点喝醉了。就告诉他：“你长得很像伊利亚伍德。”伊利亚伍德回复道：”好的。"
几个月后我才知道那个人确实是伊利亚伍德。
I once drunkenly told Elijah Wood that he looked just like Elijah Wood at a film festival. He just said, "Okay."
Months later a highlight reel of the festival was put online, showing that it was indeed Elijah Wood.

当我住在拉斯维加斯时，曾为《狗镇之王》做过宣传。我见了所有演职员，跟他们度过了很长的一段时间。他们都很棒，很和善，尤其是希斯莱杰，他是我所见过的最温和，最有同情心的人，同时也很害羞。
I worked for MTV when I lived in Las Vegas and they were doing that whole "summer on the strip" thing. Best experience ever was when we were doing a huge promotion for Lords of Dogtown. I got to meet the whole cast and spend a whole lot of time with them all. They were all so amazing and kind, especially Heath Ledger, he was the most gentle, compassionate human being ever, not to mention so so shy.

贾斯汀比伯
我曾经和贾斯汀比伯出去玩过。在这之前我要签一个保密协议，还不许带手机。我和另一个女生跟他在房子里看family guy。然后我们俩就开始谈论在大学的学习，比伯生气了，大喊：“闭嘴，看电视。”
我们再呆了十分钟就离开了，除此以外，他人还是很好的。我花了大约一个小时和他在黑暗中边吃糖边看family guy。奇怪的经历。
I hung out with Justin Bieber. I had to sign a privacy contract and they took my phone. It was me and another girl and we were sitting in his room watching family guy. We started talking about what we're studying at uni and he got really mad and yelled "SHUT UP AND WATCH FAMILY GUY"
We did for about 10 minutes and then left. Besides that he was nice enough. I spent about an hour there in total watching family guy in the dark eating candy. Was a strange experience.

我叔叔遇到杰克-尼克尔逊，想跟他合照，他要价五万美元。（？？？）
My uncle met Jack Nicholson once. My uncle asked for a photo. Jack asked for $50,000

在波士顿见过布拉德利·库伯，当时他在拍电影。这家伙人很棒，很有幽默感。我告诉他我喜欢宿醉一，但是宿醉二很烂。他笑着说：“我也是这样认为的，但我保证宿醉三会好一些的。“然后他拿过我的手机拍了一段自己的视频。（看了几条关于库伯的，都是好评，人应该不错。）
Met Bradley Cooper in Boston while he was filming a movie (Right before Hangover Part III). Guy was great, had a good sense of humor. Told him I loved Hangover but Hangover II was terrible; he laughed and said "I thought so too, but Part III will be much better I promise." Then he grabbed my phone and took a video of himself. Pretty sure my GF lady fapped to it later...

乔纳·希尔
乔纳希尔跟我想得一样搞笑。我当时在比利佛山的一家高端超市工作。乔纳希尔进来了，他问我：”嘿，老兄，你们这儿有皮搋子吗？我朋友的屎把厕所堵了。“我忍住笑，说”没有“。然后他就离开了，继续在比利佛山寻找皮搋子。
I'm a bit late to the game here, but Jonah Hill was exactly as funny as I thought. I was working for an upscale Beverly Hills supermarket at the time, and who else but Jonah Hill walks in. He asks me,
"Hey bro, you have a plunger? My friend clogged the shit out of my toilet."
I held back a laugh and informed Jonah Hill that no, we don't have plungers unfortunately. He left to continue his search for plungers in Beverly Hills.

冲着宅姆进来，你就给我看那么点东西

没了么。。