As requested by calliantabris a fan impression on how Zevran feels about not being in Dragon Age: Inquisition.
So, I was recently asked how I felt about not being included in Dragon Age: Inquisition. And to be quite honest, I do not mind in the slightest. It is good to take a vacation from being a big daring hero and saving the world every now and then, am I right?
And between you and I, I have been keeping this ‘tears in the fade’ and 'demons threatening the world’ business a secret from our dear Warden. Because I now if they found out they would have to get involved and be in harm’s way and all that self-sacrificing business that comes with being a charming and lovely hero.
And quite frankly, I think one time is more than enough for my warden….so far as my own sanity can put up with….oh braska.
But fortunately so far, I have quite successful in keeping it a sec-Oh! excuse me one moment, would you?
Yes, my dear warden, what do you need?
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A giant green tear in the sky, you say? Well surely that is impossible-
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What do you mean you are going to 'check it out?’
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No, this is nonsense, my dear warden! Please stay, I will get the cheese wheel and the soothing oils and we shall have a lovely-
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My warden, I-
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Warden! You get back here right now!
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WARDEN I-
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Sorry to cut this short but I need to collect my warden!
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WARDEN!…….THAT’S IT, WE ARE TAKING OUR VACATION TO THE ANDERFELS. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THERE