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My name is LOU ZHU。and I'm the biggest water B alive.when I was a child I saw my mother fucked by a big bird,my father went to prison because I came into the world.Then an accident made me be a water B.
To the outside world I'm a normal teenager ,but secretly I use my disemboging skill to water experience and promote my Baidu number.
And one day I will find who fucked my mother and get jutice for my father .
I am the big water B.

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