--Good morning.
I don’t know what terrible things you’ve done in your life up to this point, but clearly your karma’s out of balance to get assigned to my class. I’m Professor Annalise Keating, and this is criminal law 100, or as I prefer to call it “How to get away with murder”. Unlike many of my colleges, I will not be teaching you how to study the law, or theorize about it, but rather how to practice it in a courtroom, like a real lawyer.
Now to our first case study, the aspirin assassin. Tell us the facts Connor Walsh.