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【丧心病狂】大水楼

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【丧心病狂】大水楼


来自手机贴吧1楼2015-01-18 22:27回复
    学校里有个爱打Dota2的男孩。挖空心思追他旁边的女孩。觉得女孩会是他一生为之carry的伴侣。机会来了。到女孩18岁生日那天男孩送了件他最爱的至宝。抵不上最好的礼物却感动了她。哪有人心不是肉长的?家境不好的女孩答应做他女朋友但有个奇怪的要求。强调男孩必须把这段话每句的第一个字连起来读一遍。终于有天他们分手了。国家教育改革男孩去了大城市上学。姗姗来迟的女孩没能送他。冬去春来一年又一年他们长大了。找不到昔日快乐的俩人生活平淡。蓝天碧水下他们竟又相遇。想知道发生了啥就把这段话每句第一个字连起来看~


    来自手机贴吧3楼2015-01-18 22:28
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      Alright, ya'll. This is a roll call. Let me see you, Big City, Live City, Rip City, Mexico City, China. London.
      "Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the beard (James Harden). All you baby sizes. Shag sizes. No, really — Shaq sizes (as we see a shot of Shaquille O'Neal dancing with Jabbawockeez during his introduction at the 2009 All-Star Game)."
      NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me see you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog readers. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me see you floor seats (we get a shot of Griffen diving into the crowd), family seats, your momma's seats (as Durant kisses him mom), best seats in the house.
      "Let's see you legends (Larry Bird and Magic Johnosn), coaches, trainers. You too, rookie (Derek Fisher). Both of you (Steve Kerr). Pick No. 1 (Andrew Wiggins). Pick No. 2 (Jabari Parker). Pick No. 28 (Tony Parker, who was drafted by the Spurs in 2001). Pick of the Year."
      Then we see James being introduced with his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, that's gonna be fun. Let's see you dancers, ring leaders, real leaders (a shot of military personnel). Guy coming off the bench. Guy leaving the bench behind. Passers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"


      来自手机贴吧4楼2015-01-18 22:28
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        Alright, ya'll. This is a roll call. Let me see you, Big City, Live City, Rip City, Mexico City, China. London.
        "Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the beard (James Harden). All you baby sizes. Shag sizes. No, really — Shaq sizes (as we see a shot of Shaquille O'Neal dancing with Jabbawockeez during his introduction at the 2009 All-Star Game)."
        NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me see you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog readers. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me see you floor seats (we get a shot of Griffen diving into the crowd), family seats, your momma's seats (as Durant kisses him mom), best seats in the house.
        "Let's see you legends (Larry Bird and Magic Johnosn), coaches, trainers. You too, rookie (Derek Fisher). Both of you (Steve Kerr). Pick No. 1 (Andrew Wiggins). Pick No. 2 (Jabari Parker). Pick No. 28 (Tony Parker, who was drafted by the Spurs in 2001). Pick of the Year."
        Then we see James being introduced with his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, that's gonna be fun. Let's see you dancers, ring leaders, real leaders (a shot of military personnel). Guy coming off the bench. Guy leaving the bench behind. Passers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"


        来自手机贴吧7楼2015-01-19 22:54
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          Alright, ya'll. This is a roll call. Let me see you, Big City, Live City, Rip City, Mexico City, China. London.
          "Where you at, dude with all the hats? Dude with the hair cut. Dude with the beard (James Harden). All you baby sizes. Shag sizes. No, really — Shaq sizes (as we see a shot of Shaquille O'Neal dancing with Jabbawockeez during his introduction at the 2009 All-Star Game)."
          NBA fans then get their turn. "Let me see you fantasy owners, tweeters, blog readers. Gamers. Game-timers. Let me see you floor seats (we get a shot of Griffen diving into the crowd), family seats, your momma's seats (as Durant kisses him mom), best seats in the house.
          "Let's see you legends (Larry Bird and Magic Johnosn), coaches, trainers. You too, rookie (Derek Fisher). Both of you (Steve Kerr). Pick No. 1 (Andrew Wiggins). Pick No. 2 (Jabari Parker). Pick No. 28 (Tony Parker, who was drafted by the Spurs in 2001). Pick of the Year."
          Then we see James being introduced with his new Cavaliers teammates. "Ha, that's gonna be fun. Let's see you dancers, ring leaders, real leaders (a shot of military personnel). Guy coming off the bench. Guy leaving the bench behind. Passers. Dunkers. Blockers Buzzer-beaters. Contenders. Championship defenders. It's tip-off time, ya'll. Everybody up!"


          来自手机贴吧8楼2015-01-19 22:54
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            5楼. 穿越火线【滞空跳、太空步】太空步:
            同时按住行动键:W S 为前后滑步
            同时按住行动键:A D 为左右侧滑步
            同时按住AD在慢慢一点一点按W或者S为太空漫步
            滞空跳:
            按空格键,在跳到最高点的时候,按游戏截图键(Print Screen),并且再次按空格键。
            注:滞空跳、太空步的效果自己无法观看,但是别人可以看见,自己保存录像后也可以看到。
            穿越火线【狙击步】
            (以右跳做举例)
            小半跳:右平移+空格起跳就按左平移落地射击
            半跳:右平移+空格跳到最高点按左平移落地射击
            大半跳:右平移+空格快要落地按左平移落地射击
            半蹲跳:右平移+空格+CTRL落地射击
            半蹲半跳:右平移+空格+CTRL跳到最高点按左平移落地射击。
            穿越火线【虾子跳】
            1、w+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl] ……以后落地一刹那作点跳
            2、C[Ctrl][不松] w+SAPCE[空格]……空中轮流做点跳
            1、w+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl] ……以后落地一刹那作点跳
            2、C[Ctrl][不松] ←/→+SAPCE[空格]……空中双重跳:平移鼠标与键左右同向,有规律的晃动20
            另:C[Ctrl][松], ←/→+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl]/ S:
            穿越火线【神仙步】
            本人被虐出来的心得与步法,取名[神仙步]面对众多爆头高手,如何才能将被爆的机率降到最低,本人被虐出以下心得,多少有作用!
            对方向左移动 你就向右移动,对方向右移动,你就向左移动,
            对方大步移动 你就小步移动,对方小步移动,你就大步移动.
            移动中下蹲,但是停留时间不能超过一秒,否则对手同样会爆你的头,下蹲时准星位置不动,起身瞬间准星平移瞄准敌人开枪,子弹很容易走到敌人的头上,就算不爆敌人


            来自手机贴吧11楼2015-01-19 23:31
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              5楼. 穿越火线【滞空跳、太空步】太空步:
              同时按住行动键:W S 为前后滑步
              同时按住行动键:A D 为左右侧滑步
              同时按住AD在慢慢一点一点按W或者S为太空漫步
              滞空跳:
              按空格键,在跳到最高点的时候,按游戏截图键(Print Screen),并且再次按空格键。
              注:滞空跳、太空步的效果自己无法观看,但是别人可以看见,自己保存录像后也可以看到。
              穿越火线【狙击步】
              (以右跳做举例)
              小半跳:右平移+空格起跳就按左平移落地射击
              半跳:右平移+空格跳到最高点按左平移落地射击
              大半跳:右平移+空格快要落地按左平移落地射击
              半蹲跳:右平移+空格+CTRL落地射击
              半蹲半跳:右平移+空格+CTRL跳到最高点按左平移落地射击。
              穿越火线【虾子跳】
              1、w+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl] ……以后落地一刹那作点跳
              2、C[Ctrl][不松] w+SAPCE[空格]……空中轮流做点跳
              1、w+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl] ……以后落地一刹那作点跳
              2、C[Ctrl][不松] ←/→+SAPCE[空格]……空中双重跳:平移鼠标与键左右同向,有规律的晃动20
              另:C[Ctrl][松], ←/→+SAPCE[空格]+C[Ctrl]/ S:
              穿越火线【神仙步】
              本人被虐出来的心得与步法,取名[神仙步]面对众多爆头高手,如何才能将被爆的机率降到最低,本人被虐出以下心得,多少有作用!
              对方向左移动 你就向右移动,对方向右移动,你就向左移动,
              对方大步移动 你就小步移动,对方小步移动,你就大步移动.
              移动中下蹲,但是停留时间不能超过一秒,否则对手同样会爆你的头,下蹲时准星位置不动,起身瞬间准星平移瞄准敌人开枪,子弹很容易走到敌人的头上,就算不爆敌人


              来自手机贴吧12楼2015-01-19 23:31
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                来自Android客户端16楼2015-01-20 12:53
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                  我草那么好的水贴你居然删?!


                  IP属地:河南来自手机贴吧17楼2015-01-20 19:58
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                    大家一起水吧~
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                    日文名:先史遗产ネブラ·ディスク
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                    IP属地:天津18楼2015-01-20 22:01
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                      @LCYNBALOVE


                      IP属地:河南来自手机贴吧19楼2015-01-24 13:01
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                        @LCYNBALOVE


                        IP属地:河南来自手机贴吧20楼2015-01-24 13:02
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                          哈哈知道你在看


                          IP属地:河南来自手机贴吧21楼2015-01-24 13:02
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                            看门洞的表情@lzc82119


                            22楼2015-01-24 14:31
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