爱将军、我想和你滚床单

我是来看美女的

可惜将军老了

MANCHESTER UNITED SPONSORS AND COMMERCIAL PARTNERSChevrolet: Principal sponsor - £47million a year
Nike: Principal sponsor - £25.4m a year
Aon: Principal sponsor - £17m a year
DHL: Logistics partner - £10m a year
bwin: Online Betting and Gaming partner - £2.4m a year
Casillero del Diablo: Official wine of Man Utd - £2m a year
Singha Beer: Official beer of Man Utd - £2m a year
DEALS WORTH £1m-2m a year
Aeroflot: Official airline
Bulova: Official timekeeping partner
Epson: Office equipment partner
Toshiba Medical Systems: Medical systems partner
Aperol Spritz: Global spirits partner
Nissin Foods Group: Global noodle partner
STC: Telecommunications partner of Man Utd for Saudi Arabia
Yanmar: Official global partner
Kansai Paint: Official paint partner
The Hong Kong Jockey Club: Official partner
TM: Telecommunications partner in Malaysia
Apollo Tyres: Tyre partner in UK and India
Globacom: Telecommunication services partner in Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of Benin
VIVA: Telecommunication serv

MANCHESTER UNITED SPONSORS AND COMMERCIAL PARTNERSChevrolet: Principal sponsor - £47million a year
Nike: Principal sponsor - £25.4m a year
Aon: Principal sponsor - £17m a year
DHL: Logistics partner - £10m a year
bwin: Online Betting and Gaming partner - £2.4m a year
Casillero del Diablo: Official wine of Man Utd - £2m a year
Singha Beer: Official beer of Man Utd - £2m a year
DEALS WORTH £1m-2m a year
Aeroflot: Official airline
Bulova: Official timekeeping partner
Epson: Office equipment partner
Toshiba Medical Systems: Medical systems partner
Aperol Spritz: Global spirits partner
Nissin Foods Group: Global noodle partner
STC: Telecommunications partner of Man Utd for Saudi Arabia
Yanmar: Official global partner
Kansai Paint: Official paint partner
The Hong Kong Jockey Club: Official partner
TM: Telecommunications partner in Malaysia
Apollo Tyres: Tyre partner in UK and India
Globacom: Telecommunication services partner in Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of Benin
VIVA: Telecommunication serv

MANCHESTER UNITED SPONSORS AND COMMERCIAL PARTNERSChevrolet: Principal sponsor - £47million a year
Nike: Principal sponsor - £25.4m a year
Aon: Principal sponsor - £17m a year
DHL: Logistics partner - £10m a year
bwin: Online Betting and Gaming partner - £2.4m a year
Casillero del Diablo: Official wine of Man Utd - £2m a year
Singha Beer: Official beer of Man Utd - £2m a year
DEALS WORTH £1m-2m a year
Aeroflot: Official airline
Bulova: Official timekeeping partner
Epson: Office equipment partner
Toshiba Medical Systems: Medical systems partner
Aperol Spritz: Global spirits partner
Nissin Foods Group: Global noodle partner
STC: Telecommunications partner of Man Utd for Saudi Arabia
Yanmar: Official global partner
Kansai Paint: Official paint partner
The Hong Kong Jockey Club: Official partner
TM: Telecommunications partner in Malaysia
Apollo Tyres: Tyre partner in UK and India
Globacom: Telecommunication services partner in Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of Benin
VIVA: Telecommunication serv

MANCHESTER UNITED SPONSORS AND COMMERCIAL PARTNERSChevrolet: Principal sponsor - £47million a year
Nike: Principal sponsor - £25.4m a year
Aon: Principal sponsor - £17m a year
DHL: Logistics partner - £10m a year
bwin: Online Betting and Gaming partner - £2.4m a year
Casillero del Diablo: Official wine of Man Utd - £2m a year
Singha Beer: Official beer of Man Utd - £2m a year
DEALS WORTH £1m-2m a year
Aeroflot: Official airline
Bulova: Official timekeeping partner
Epson: Office equipment partner
Toshiba Medical Systems: Medical systems partner
Aperol Spritz: Global spirits partner
Nissin Foods Group: Global noodle partner
STC: Telecommunications partner of Man Utd for Saudi Arabia
Yanmar: Official global partner
Kansai Paint: Official paint partner
The Hong Kong Jockey Club: Official partner
TM: Telecommunications partner in Malaysia
Apollo Tyres: Tyre partner in UK and India
Globacom: Telecommunication services partner in Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of Benin
VIVA: Telecommunication serv

MANCHESTER UNITED SPONSORS AND COMMERCIAL PARTNERSChevrolet: Principal sponsor - £47million a year
Nike: Principal sponsor - £25.4m a year
Aon: Principal sponsor - £17m a year
DHL: Logistics partner - £10m a year
bwin: Online Betting and Gaming partner - £2.4m a year
Casillero del Diablo: Official wine of Man Utd - £2m a year
Singha Beer: Official beer of Man Utd - £2m a year
DEALS WORTH £1m-2m a year
Aeroflot: Official airline
Bulova: Official timekeeping partner
Epson: Office equipment partner
Toshiba Medical Systems: Medical systems partner
Aperol Spritz: Global spirits partner
Nissin Foods Group: Global noodle partner
STC: Telecommunications partner of Man Utd for Saudi Arabia
Yanmar: Official global partner
Kansai Paint: Official paint partner
The Hong Kong Jockey Club: Official partner
TM: Telecommunications partner in Malaysia
Apollo Tyres: Tyre partner in UK and India
Globacom: Telecommunication services partner in Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of Benin
VIVA: Telecommunication serv

只为将军

“You say that you love rain, but you open your
umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find
a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close
your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, when you say that
you love me too.”
把上文放在中文的领域,起码可以
化成八个不同的中文版本。
＜普通版＞：
你说你爱雨，
但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞；
你说你爱太阳，
但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；
你说你爱风，
但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子；
所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
＜文艺版＞:
你说烟雨微芒，兰亭远望；后来轻揽婆娑，深遮霓裳。
你说春光烂漫，绿袖红香；后来内掩西楼，静立卿旁。
你说软风轻拂，醉卧思量；后来紧掩门窗，漫帐成殇。
你说情丝柔肠，如何相忘；我却眼波微转，兀自成霜。
＜诗经版＞：
子言慕雨，启伞避之。
子言好阳，寻荫拒之。
子言喜风，阖户离之。
子言偕老，吾所畏之。
＜离骚版＞：
君乐雨兮启伞枝，君乐昼兮林蔽日，
君乐风兮栏帐起，君乐吾兮吾心噬。
＜七言绝句版＞：
恋雨却怕绣衣湿，喜日偏向树下倚。
欲风总把绮窗关，叫奴如何心付伊。
＜吴语版＞：
弄刚欢喜落雨，落雨了搞布洋塞；
欢喜塔漾么又谱捏色；
欢喜西剥风么又要丫起来；
弄刚欢喜唔么，搓色唔霉头。
＜女汉子版＞：
你有本事爱雨天，你有本事别打伞啊！
你有本事爱阳光，你有本事别乘凉啊！
你有本事爱吹风，你有本事别关窗啊！
你有本事说爱我，你有本事捡肥皂啊！
＜七律压轴版＞：
江南三月雨微茫，罗伞叠烟湿幽香。
夏日微醺正可人，却傍佳木趁荫凉。
霜风清和更初霁，轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。
怜卿一片相思意，犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。

“You say that you love rain, but you open your
umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find
a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close
your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, when you say that
you love me too.”
把上文放在中文的领域,起码可以
化成八个不同的中文版本。
＜普通版＞：
你说你爱雨，
但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞；
你说你爱太阳，
但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；
你说你爱风，
但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子；
所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
＜文艺版＞:
你说烟雨微芒，兰亭远望；后来轻揽婆娑，深遮霓裳。
你说春光烂漫，绿袖红香；后来内掩西楼，静立卿旁。
你说软风轻拂，醉卧思量；后来紧掩门窗，漫帐成殇。
你说情丝柔肠，如何相忘；我却眼波微转，兀自成霜。
＜诗经版＞：
子言慕雨，启伞避之。
子言好阳，寻荫拒之。
子言喜风，阖户离之。
子言偕老，吾所畏之。
＜离骚版＞：
君乐雨兮启伞枝，君乐昼兮林蔽日，
君乐风兮栏帐起，君乐吾兮吾心噬。
＜七言绝句版＞：
恋雨却怕绣衣湿，喜日偏向树下倚。
欲风总把绮窗关，叫奴如何心付伊。
＜吴语版＞：
弄刚欢喜落雨，落雨了搞布洋塞；
欢喜塔漾么又谱捏色；
欢喜西剥风么又要丫起来；
弄刚欢喜唔么，搓色唔霉头。
＜女汉子版＞：
你有本事爱雨天，你有本事别打伞啊！
你有本事爱阳光，你有本事别乘凉啊！
你有本事爱吹风，你有本事别关窗啊！
你有本事说爱我，你有本事捡肥皂啊！
＜七律压轴版＞：
江南三月雨微茫，罗伞叠烟湿幽香。
夏日微醺正可人，却傍佳木趁荫凉。
霜风清和更初霁，轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。
怜卿一片相思意，犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。

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