有一天吧主心血来潮，戴上了猫耳
------And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.God saw that the light was good,and he separated the light from the darkness.

站在镜子前面 感觉自己萌萌哒

突然，楼上出现在镜子前
------O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won.

后面一个红衣女子飘过【同学说的红衣女子就是…】

其实此红衣女子乃楼下

而红衣女子就是【元元】，元元打算在小米吧主后吓小米吧主

可是这时候吧主突然幽幽说到：元元，下次吓人也选个不会反射出你的地方！

元元道：我只是只路过的

然后小米吧主亲了一口元元

然后我报警了【惯用
------O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won.

警察叔叔说我们不抓真爱

并且说要帮他们举报婚礼

客服不受理他的举报

客服不小心打成了FFF的电话
------And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.God saw that the light was good,and he separated the light from the darkness.