me: how many times have you been masterbating this week? richard: 5 times i think. me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE ROASTING! richard: no it's just the exams, so stressful.. fucking hell richard...
情人节要到了送点什么给richard好。。。那天去brick lane看到奶紫色的玫瑰超级漂亮,觉得以前不喜欢玫瑰真的是因为没有见到好看的,国内都是大红色,这边的玫瑰真的很美啊!于是就默默地跟rich念叨,嘿你看这紫色的看到了吗,我就喜欢这紫色的。紫色的啊,你看清楚了没有? 说到他头疼哈哈哈,转过头来跟我说okay okay, i will talk to my people.哈哈哈就喜欢紫色的。