蚂蚁和大象结婚没有两天,就要离婚。法-官问原因,蚂蚁说:“能不离吗?接个吻都要爬20分钟!”大象生气到:“离,坚决的离!接个吻都要拿放大镜找半天,好不容易找到了,喘口气,又没影了。”结果两个没离成,不久大象死了,蚂蚁一边哭一边骂到,我这辈子啥也不用干了,就埋你哇。[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE]