水一个， 如果你说一个女大学生晚上去夜总会陪酒，听起来感觉就不太好，可如果你说一个夜总会小姐白天坚持去大学听课，就满满的正能量了。所以说话的时候，顺序特别重要。
小和尚问师傅：师傅，我可以念经的时候抽烟吗？师傅怒答曰：不可以。小和尚又问：那我在抽烟的时候念经呢？师傅听了很高兴。
我想和你一起睡觉是流氓，我想和你一起起床是徐志摩。顺序真的很重要！
......想想现在一大群犯罪分子还在政府各部门坚持为人民服务，真是很励志！

按照历史记载，田姓最终取代姜姓成为人间界齐国之主（不知道的可以百度），天界就不知道了

预言一下绝对是人间界 齐国正好从人间界撤离

还差一点经验升级回复我好吗

September 4 - China claims its territorial sea rights
2014-09-04 CCTVcom英语台
On September 4, 1958, the Chinese government issued a declaration stating that the breadth of the territorial waters of the People’s Republic of China shall be 12 nautical miles and making it clear that "this provision applies to all the territories of the People's Republic of China, including ... the Xisha Islands."
On September 14, Premier Pham Van Dong of the government of Vietnam sent a diplomatic note to Premier Zhou Enlai of the State Council of China, solemnly stating that "the government of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam recognizes and supports the declaration of the government of the People's Republic of China on its decision concerning China's territorial sea made on September 4, 1958" and "the government of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam respects this decision."
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You make the slightest move towards that phone, I'llkillyou.
你要敢靠近那电话一步 我就杀了你
Oh, I don't think so.
你才不会
Not your kind of murder.
这可不符合你的手法
Youwantto risk it?
你想冒那风险吗
Wouldn't you rather risk this?
还是说你宁愿冒这个险
Which one do you think? Which one's the good pill?
你会怎么选 哪个才是没毒的药片
Come on. I know you've got a theory.
得了 我知道你其实已经心里清楚
Oh, interesting.
有意思
So what do you think? Shall we?
你怎么看 一起吧
Really, what do you think?
确定无疑 你真这么觉得吗
Can you beat me?
你能赢我吗
I bet you get bored, don't you? A man like you, so clever.
我敢说你已百无聊赖了吧 聪明如你 睿智过人
I bet you're not bored now.
你现在跃跃欲试了吧
This, this right now,
此时此刻的一切
this is what you live for, isn't it?
才是你活着的意义吧
Not being bored.
想尽办法避免索然无味