一男子去做礼拜，贪色修女的美貌，想调戏，被骂了一顿。[咒骂]
旁边一扫地老太太指点他：你要爱她，可装成神父约她，定成功。 [奋斗]
当晚，色男带假面具叫修女出来约会，激情过后得意地摘下面具说：哈哈，我不是神父，我是白天调戏你的人！[抠鼻]
修女也摘下面具说：我也不是修女，我是白天扫地的老太太！[惊恐]
[FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

太阳当空照，花儿[HIBISCUS]对我笑，小鸟[BIRD]说早早早，你为什么背上炸药包，我去炸学校[SCHOOL]，老师不知道，一拉线我就跑，轰的一声学校飞上天了[SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES]。

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