最近想买个新手机

可是买小米你说我屌丝 #(啊?)
买苹果你说我装逼

买三星你骂我三棒

买htc被说成火腿肠

买狗摩你说退市产品

买诺基亚你说砸核桃不错

买oppo vivo你说高价低配

买荣耀努比亚你说菊花剁手兴

买泛泰lg你说正宗洋垃圾

买索尼爱立信你说索尼大法好
想来想去还是买个锤子好了
可你却说 你要买锤子?那你还买个锤子!
卧槽,你到底让老子买啥,你说啊,你到底要老子买啥!
对了,我想起来了,还有魅族呐,买魅族总行了吧!
可你却说 买魅族?你的信仰攒够了没?
我去你妈了个逼!老子砍死你!老子啥也不买了!老子砍死你!