七夕节，好像没我什么事

洗洗睡吧，

又到了一年一度七夕情人节，在此单身的本屌恳求那位哥们对我未来老婆轻一点，毕竟我们还要过一辈子，请做好安全措施，毕竟打胎很伤身搞不好就不孕，请给俺一个当爹的机会吧，跪谢了[拜][拜][拜]

Only if the first sign of life, is it right? Good will continue to spread, but if you well is sunny, whose heart had not been soft.