statistics have shown that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
啊这句已经没啥杀伤力了。
统计学表明活得最长的人都是那些过了最多生日的

(⊙o⊙)…

my neighbors listen to very good music.
whether they like it or not!
我的邻居喜欢听很屌的音乐
不论他们到底喜不喜欢

i wrote "me" in google and got more than 10 million results.
i'm more famous than i thought.
我谷歌了一下“我”，得到多于一千万个搜索结果
原来我比我想象的要有名

i changed all passwords to "incorrect", so that computer just tells me, when i forget.
我把所有密码都改成了“不正确”这样的话如果我忘了密码电脑就会告诉我

knowledge is power...
the power to make other people feel stupid!
知识就是力量
一种使别人感到自己蠢的力量