1.
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow. — God
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。——上帝
2.
Don’t forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today. — God
上街请记得带伞，今天我也许要浇浇花。——上帝
3.
How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. — God
你怎么会不是我创造的？怎么创造你的我记得特别清楚。——上帝
4.
Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn’t I? — God
我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽吗？——上帝
5.
It’s not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway. — God
世界末日还没到。等我亲口说的才算。——上帝
6.
I hate rules. That’s why I only made ten of them. — God
我讨厌戒条，所以只定了十条而已。——上帝
7.
If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror.? — God
“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦？你真该看看我的大作——你镜子里那个就是。——上帝
8.
If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?—God
要是你所求的我全都给你，你哪有那么多地方摆？——上帝
9.
What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?— God
怎样才能让你注意到我？抽掉所有报纸广告吗？——上帝
10.
Nietzsche is dead. — God
尼采已死。——上帝
11.
我当然知道做人难，别忘了你是我做的。——上帝
12.
酒后别开车，我知道你还不想见我。——上帝
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow. — God
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。——上帝
2.
Don’t forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today. — God
上街请记得带伞，今天我也许要浇浇花。——上帝
3.
How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. — God
你怎么会不是我创造的？怎么创造你的我记得特别清楚。——上帝
4.
Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn’t I? — God
我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽吗？——上帝
5.
It’s not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway. — God
世界末日还没到。等我亲口说的才算。——上帝
6.
I hate rules. That’s why I only made ten of them. — God
我讨厌戒条，所以只定了十条而已。——上帝
7.
If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror.? — God
“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦？你真该看看我的大作——你镜子里那个就是。——上帝
8.
If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?—God
要是你所求的我全都给你，你哪有那么多地方摆？——上帝
9.
What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?— God
怎样才能让你注意到我？抽掉所有报纸广告吗？——上帝
10.
Nietzsche is dead. — God
尼采已死。——上帝
11.
我当然知道做人难，别忘了你是我做的。——上帝
12.
酒后别开车，我知道你还不想见我。——上帝
